Posted December 30, 2014 So all the bakers in the World died of a mysterious baker's decease.What you are holding in your hand is the last piece of bread on this planet. What will you do with it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2014 Destroy it. That slice of bread is what you used to kill every last baker. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2014 throw it away, and make another loaf. you don't have to be a baker to make bread, you just gotta have luck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2014 Eat it. Im not a baker so I should be fine and not die of their decease. *fingers crossed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2014 Immediately drop it on the ground. Kick some dirt over it. Walk over to the stream and wash hands. Stroll over to the huge shade tree. Lay down to take a nap, continuing to be a born and bread loafer. =Ayes= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2014 Eat the bread and become a baker which promisses to be an amazing buisiness oportunity in this case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2014 1. bury it deep underground.2. ?????3. bread tree is big and glorious.4. harvest aka profit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2014 (edited) Wonder how I could possibly know that I hold the last piece of bread in the world, and try to figure out what other mystical knowledge is squirrelled away in my brain. edit: I'd also blame this guy: http://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/user/64842-pinchaloaf/ Edited December 30, 2014 by aamanus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) During the nap a vision appeared of starving hamsters gradually slowing in their attempts to propel a device that powered a sort of dream world where many things of no substance could be accomplished. Upon awaking, the discarded bread suddenly came to be reconsidered as worthwhile to feed these poor starving indentured servants. After kicking the dirt aside, it was once again within clutching hands and the quest of the bread loaf became more than just a riddle to be idly tossed aside. Now finally with a mission in life, steps were boldly taken into the unknown, with a compassionate heart growing as a result of these few crummy things. Hopefully bread will not be broken along the way. Better still then to fast, as speed will be added, no doubt. In this case haste shall not make waist, since fasting will shrink it as well. Too fast for you? Onward I go, leaving the past behind, as the lands arise from the fallow yeast that make the land bake, shake and quake. =Ayes= Edited December 31, 2014 by Ayes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 31, 2014 A reasonable person would consider to be an instrument of destruction and kept it as a source of worship. But I'm not a reasonable person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
