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Two crocodiles were flying. One was green, the other was going to Africa, too. The first one asks, "How much does a pound of fried nails cost?" The second one replies, "What shoes? I graduated long ago"

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ok let's talk stupid joke..

2 idiot's sit in row boat

one ask: what hour is it?

second look at thermometer and say: tommorow we have monday...

2 idiot's go fishing they use borrowed row boat, they catch alot fish

first start to paint white cross on boat

second ask : WTF ARE YOU DOING!?

first: I make cross so we will know where we were fishing if we will back here

second: and how do you know if we will have same boat?

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two idiots walking on the street

Idiot asks the other, can I walk in the middle?

BAAAAD

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2 guiz go 2 da barn dey met dis guie whoo is piken flowrs an dey ax how r u an he ses hes gud an den dey ax ho mutch da flowsr cosst an hee ses deyr fre so dey tak da flowshr 2 da bar|? lol

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An idiot comes to some forums and calls other idiot an idiot. Then some other idiot comes and calls the idiot who called other idiot an idiot an idiot.

What lesson did we just learn? Don't argue with idiots coz others might not notice the difference ;D

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Thread has been cleared of all derailing posts and arguing. Keep the jokes funny and don't make fun of other players.

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I didn't forget anything. I removed all the offensive posts.

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2 baby seals walked into this club and greenpeace got pissed

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That is not naming anyone specific and is not insulting anyone. Its fine.

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