Posted March 29, 2014 ... since I started playing in Chaos, the PVP Server, moments after I log in, I have the urge to go number two in the bathroom. It happens every ###### time, unless I've been relieved previously. This puzzled me a lot the last year and since this never happened during my stay at freedom I came to a very fascinating conclusion: When you log in Chaos, action can happen unexpectedly. You can get into the action and danger without really planning it, usually because some member calls for help or a group is about to sail for a raid. Now, what would happen if during that action, combat or raid, you had the urge to go number two. Obviously you would have to either find a safe place to afk or totally not go since during combat situations are risky and your team is always in need of extra hands. Which leads me to concluding why this paranormal phenomenon always happens to me. By instinct, my brain, having percieved and analyzed the previously mentioned situation, has a evolved in such a way, that under the threat of those situations, it manages to trigger the appropriate body mechanisms that will force my digestive system to activate and make me go to the bathroom before I get into any trouble. The power of brain, ladies and gentlemen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2014 You provide an excellent reason for anyone with constipation to log onto the Chaos (Wild) server. I am sure now many will log in there from time to time specifically for this purpose. The Chaos population will spike at certain times of the day and many more players will find true relief by logging into the game. This would be an excellent marketing strategy as well to be added to the main website page. Well done! =Ayes= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2014 ROFL.. back when I used to play ultima online my stomach would turn in a PvP engagement. I was young 12 years old at the time and mmos were new let alone open PvP lol. But some really fun times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2014 That is Need For Speed Underground 2 he is playing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2014 That is Need For Speed Underground 2 he is playing. You know too much.. I also used to go to bathroom every 2hours when I had +100euro risks in runescape pvp =P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2014 That is Need For Speed Underground 2 he is playing. That's just you in the picture isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) Deity Movement Bonus. Thank you folks, I'm here all week. Edited March 30, 2014 by Pragmatist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
