Posted January 14, 2014 (edited) The reason I like you is the same reason I put pumpkin in my meals, more weight. No? Edited January 14, 2014 by Object Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2014 Come to my forge baby, you can hammer on my large anvil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 15, 2014 I'm no tailor but you got a seam I need to slipstitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 15, 2014 (edited) I'm glad I have you now hunny, now I can stop practicing with my shaft on that doll. ^ Training on dolls at low level is a smart thing to do. Edited January 15, 2014 by Object Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2014 (edited) Beware, i tried to keep it not too dirty.. Woah, I didn't know 99ql magic chests existed O.o You're like my main, I wanna do everything with you. You remind me of my alt, I'd do anything to you. You're so hot I want to temper you. I hope you have good soul depth, 'cause the last girl I met shattered my heart. You're like a gift, I just want to unwrap you when you're near me. Sol may be warm but baby you're glowing. I'm like sleep bonus, I can go for 5 hours What do you say we head back to my cave and down some yellow potions? (wtf?) You're like drake, I wanna wear you out. I wish I brought protection, cause baby you're a mind stealer. (ARMOR) You must be a Deforester, 'cause I see nogump. (movie reference) Were you peeled off a large rat? Cause damn you're fine. You must be a good archer 'cause every word you say pierces my heart. Honey I'm like a brick, I like to get attached. Are you a Fo priest? cause when I'm around you I feel refreshed. Are you a Hellhorse? cause you're on fire! I hope you brought gear, you'll have to keep up with me somehow. Did you fall out of a cave wall? Cause darling you're quite the jewel. Did it hurt when you fell from Valrei? Are you on the Path of Love? Cause baby I'm in a trance. Edited January 19, 2014 by Deathangel 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2014 You're like a pheasant. When we first met I beat you to death with my branch. (NOOB DAYS) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2014 I hope you like carpentry because I've got some wood for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2014 Hey, I'm a jewel smith. Want me to hammer you ring? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 20, 2014 I would die a thousand exp, affinity, and rank-losing deaths for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 20, 2014 I hope I don't get into any trouble for this... Are you a large nail? Because I'd like to hammer you into a wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 20, 2014 My pendulum swings frantically next to you.."There is something here!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 20, 2014 (edited) You're so HoTA I bet you're full of glimmersteel and adamantine.You put the HOT in HOTS. Edited January 20, 2014 by Wossoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 If you're into meditation, can I use your... ::tackled by the PC police:: *Sigh.. fine.. how about: If you were a love tile, I'd never move from your... ::tackled by the PC police.. again:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 You look like a high quality practice doll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2014 I placed a farwalker twig on the tree by your house so I can be there anytime you need me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2014 By Fo, I'd Vessel your gems *casts sixth sense* It's a TRAP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 26, 2014 You're not very good looking, you have a lot of problems, and I find you quite frustrating, but I'd still play with you. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 26, 2014 So what sins do you wish to confess today? ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) Are you sure you're not a fletcher? Cause you just gave me one long shaft Edited January 26, 2014 by Radni Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 26, 2014 You look like an expert carpenter... Related to a crude innuendo Ive used in /ca and kd chat off and on (before actually being a CA ). Q: How do I make a mallet?A: <Usual naive, helpful response> Q: Should I bang and polish the head or shaft a bit before?A: <suspicion grows> ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
