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And a CM starts this topic. Burn this to Woodscraps as the sexual innuendos have already long gotten out of hand. See?

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Party pooper, it relates to wurm :3

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And a CM starts this topic. Burn this to Woodscraps as the sexual innuendos have already long gotten out of hand. See?

 

=Ayes=

Who cares who started it, didn't realise a ca/cm/gm/arch-gm or dev cannot have fun with the players. Lighten up. Jeeze.

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Last time I made such a line ingame about the usage of fantastic and rare beds I got a warning. But I think one warning is not enough ...


 


Wanna skillgain on my pickaxe ? I promise, there's no WoA.


Do you have some cotton? I scraped my elbow falling for you.


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So I had a busy afternoon at work...


 


Without you, life is like allowing raiding on the home servers: totally ######


 


No need for the great helm, I promise not to eyeshot you


 


I’d like to grind up my skills in your window of opportunity


 


Without you I feel like an unfinished item


 


You can mount me as driver any time


 


You’re like dirt – I dig you


 


Wow, I didn’t know you could make your Body into a Fantastic item


 


I don’t have the emotes to describe how much I like you


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I think some people mistake pick up lines for : get smacked in the face lines.


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You can continue attaching to me anytime babe


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I think some people mistake pick up lines for : get smacked in the face lines.

But the "get smacked in the face lines" are the best...

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lol some of theses are pretty funny


 




You can continue attaching to me anytime babe




 


and then theres mojo

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Wanna take a ride on my boat? Don't worry its a gale right now.


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For you, I'd even think about taking off dragon scale boots...


 


Have you been mining?  Because I think you're in my veins...


 


Even if I have a hundred titles, only one I want is "Yours"...


 


And for the slap yo' face:


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You may look like a troll now, but lemme have some more wine...


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And a CM starts this topic. Burn this to Woodscraps as the sexual innuendos have already long gotten out of hand. See?

=Ayes=

As it was wurm related i figured this would be a decent place for it as woodscraps is usually for non wurm stuff. As for the content, the original idea (and my opening post) was a more lighthearted pg rated nature, i dont bear any responsibility for the others postings.

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Don't mind him, people tend to become upset when a CM doesn't sit in the corner with a notebook and a pair of librarian glasses. Send him a papyrus love letter to cheer him up =D

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Posted · Hidden by KaiH, January 10, 2014 - over the line
Hidden by KaiH, January 10, 2014 - over the line

Are you a master carpenter? Because I've got some really hard wood that needs polishing. Just don't file or carve it ok?

Do you keep chickens? Cause you look like you could handle a ######.

... *SLAP*

If I let you polish my shaft can I rummage through your satchel?

I feel disgusted with myself.

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Say, what slope are those breasts? Because they seem perfect to climb.


 


 


(please don't ban me)


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lol some of theses are pretty funny

 

 

and then theres mojo

 

are you happy to see me or is that just corn in your hand?

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Is that a drum-roll i hear? Because I think you're fantastic!  B)


 


One at a time ladies, please!


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Hey, that pottery skillgain is pretty low, how about I put some COC on those hands for you.


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Hey, that pottery skillgain is pretty low, how about I put some COC on those hands for you.

 

Combo breaker!!

Can we even enchant hands?

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