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Are you a deity? Because I want to worship you every half hour


 


 


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 "How's about you and I slip into bed for some sleep bonus?"


 "I just finished polishing my rod. Wanna go fishing?"

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Are you a dragon, because i'd kill you, and not wear you like a mask. (QQ)


 


 


I'll just show myself out...


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I hope you have good Nature skills 'cause you'll need them to handle my animal.


 


Looking in your eyes I can see you've got all the Soul titles.


 


Or how about simply: Hey babe, you wanna do some grinding?


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With your stamina and my body control we won't be getting any sleep bonus tonight!


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Is that a Shod club in your leather pants .....or are you just pleased to see me :)


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I don't need high animal husbandry skill to see that there's something special in your eyes


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If I ever died, I would /release corpse for you.


 


[You disgusting creeep!]


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Get your rope out, I won't shy away.

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Posted (edited) · Hidden by KaiH, January 10, 2014 - over the line
Hidden by KaiH, January 10, 2014 - over the line

You may not be a carpenter, but you're welcome to polish my rod anytime.


 


I've groomed and fed you, wanna head back to deed and breed?


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So ... err ... you look strong and have a good reserve of fat.


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some have said that I sleep in my forge. Well babe, you are the fire that keeps it burning. Come closer and I'll improve your love life for all time!


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You must have high digging, 'cause you have some really nice slopes.


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I keep digging and digging.. and I just cant find love.


But now I think I finally hit rock ;)


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Are you fanastic? Because I'd totally spend 200 euros on you.....


 


You never said what kind of a pick up line......


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Posted · Hidden by KaiH, January 10, 2014 - over the line
Hidden by KaiH, January 10, 2014 - over the line

I've had enough of polishing my own sword, wanna do it for me?


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And a CM starts this topic. Burn this to Woodscraps as the sexual innuendos have already long gotten out of hand. See?


 


=Ayes=


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