Posted January 9, 2014 Are you a deity? Because I want to worship you every half hour 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) "How's about you and I slip into bed for some sleep bonus?" "I just finished polishing my rod. Wanna go fishing?" Edited January 9, 2014 by Kswords 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 I have a storage bin full of hearts for you 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 if you will be my armor i will polish you forever 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 Are you a dragon, because i'd kill you, and not wear you like a mask. (QQ) I'll just show myself out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 I hope you have good Nature skills 'cause you'll need them to handle my animal. Looking in your eyes I can see you've got all the Soul titles. Or how about simply: Hey babe, you wanna do some grinding? 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 With your stamina and my body control we won't be getting any sleep bonus tonight! 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 Wish you was Eladia so you could milk me 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 Is that a Shod club in your leather pants .....or are you just pleased to see me 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 I don't need high animal husbandry skill to see that there's something special in your eyes 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) If I ever died, I would /release corpse for you. [You disgusting creeep!] Edited January 9, 2014 by silakka 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 "how about some "grooming" together ?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Get your rope out, I won't shy away. Edited January 9, 2014 by Berris 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) · Hidden by KaiH, January 10, 2014 - over the line Hidden by KaiH, January 10, 2014 - over the line You may not be a carpenter, but you're welcome to polish my rod anytime. I've groomed and fed you, wanna head back to deed and breed? Edited January 9, 2014 by Shadz 1 Share this post Link to post
Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) So ... err ... you look strong and have a good reserve of fat. Edited January 9, 2014 by Pragmatist 17 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 Can I grind on you scale armour? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 some have said that I sleep in my forge. Well babe, you are the fire that keeps it burning. Come closer and I'll improve your love life for all time! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 You must have high digging, 'cause you have some really nice slopes. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) I keep digging and digging.. and I just cant find love.But now I think I finally hit rock Edited January 9, 2014 by silakka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 Let me sheathe my Longsword with you baby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 let me put my bread in your oven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 Are you fanastic? Because I'd totally spend 200 euros on you..... You never said what kind of a pick up line...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 9, 2014 · Hidden by KaiH, January 10, 2014 - over the line Hidden by KaiH, January 10, 2014 - over the line I've had enough of polishing my own sword, wanna do it for me? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 9, 2014 And a CM starts this topic. Burn this to Woodscraps as the sexual innuendos have already long gotten out of hand. See? =Ayes= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites