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You Play Too Much Wurm When...

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when you lose your key of your real home and search a GM instead a locksmith


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when you pull over and start butchering dead animals

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When you take off your pants to run faster.


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when you go to a garden center and ask for rare rake with high coc on it


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when you start killing animals in RL thinking you get fighting skill


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when you see kids playing in a sandbox with their plastic shovels... psh amateurs they cant even make 12slope creations.


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When your trash "can" is a wooden box behind your house.


When you enter your bank and ask where the token is.


When you instinctively attack every guy in a green suit.


When you respond to people by saying, "Hello, How are you".


When you carry cotton swaps in your pocket just in case.


When you can't stop picking your neighbors flowers.


When you search for a flint and steel to light your grill.


When you store 2 ropes, a pickaxe, and a shovel in the trunk of your car.


When you pave the path from your house to the storage building in the back yard.


When you ask Lowe's to deliver way too many privacy fence sections that you really need.


When you keep two separate outfits in a trunk at the foot of your bed.


When your wife asks you to remove your helmet before dinner.


When you develop a habit of never sitting down to eat.


When you constantly find yourself right clicking on icons on your desktop.


When you arrive at your desk at work and type /fsleep instead of your windows password.


When your home PC screensaver looks like a wurm session..... because it is.


When your home boasts iron lanterns near the driveway.


When you drive standing up in your convertible.


When you carry a grooming brush to a horse race.


 


ok, I will stop there. :)

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When you've seen your 15th 'You play too much wurm when...' thread.


 


You still read it anyway to see what new ideas people will come up with (and frankly amazed no one has just complained that the OP should have used the forum search function, though to be fair the last one of these was a while ago).


 


You still laugh at them, even the ones you've seen many times before.


 


You contribute anyway, cringing while you do so, wracking your mind trying to come up with an original one.


 


 


 


aaaand the original one:


 


the servers crash and you genuinely have absolutely no idea what to do with your evening, other than refreshing the forum home page waiting for the servers to show anything other than 0/0, or log in to IRC and await the shout "I'm in!".


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When you keep scanning the area for mobs, taking a walk in the forest irl

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When you dream about living "alone in the wilderness" using your Wurm-found survival skills.


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wen servers crash and you stare at the monitor.....


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when you feel you can find crops by foraging and botanizing grass..


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point to rotting logs in forest and say "1 ql"

 

Freeking L O L

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When you plan your landscaping on the same graph paper you planned your Wurm Village on.......this totally happened.


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When you learn to love tedious repetative tasks..

And when you are poor in real life, but rich on Wurm..

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When you store 2 ropes, a pickaxe, and a shovel in the trunk of your car.

 

I don't think that's a wurm player...I think that's a murderer...something you aren't telling us? :D

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When you have recurring nightmares of someone with a dominated red dragon, scale and banners of a certain PvP kingdom coming to tear down your village on Independance.


 


I may tone down my wurm playing a bit


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when you're driving down the street with your hubby, and he points out the awesome dye ql those people used on their streetlamp (someone had a purple lightbulb in their front yard lamp post).


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You can't sleep in real life because you think there are enemies nearby.


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...you actually apply to become the lead forum moderator.


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...you actually apply to become the lead forum moderator.

No one would be that stupid... Your captors just told you to say that didn't they? :P

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When you know how big your house in real life is... in 4x4m tiles...


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I don't understand the question.


 


What is this "too much" you go on about?


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You know you play too much wurm when...


 


...you try to rightclick people IRL to view their equipment.


...you see a brown dog and wave some raw meat at it to get it's attention.


...you see a horse and try to trait it.


...you ignore rain IRL.


...you make meals IRL because it's more nutritious.


...you can only tell stories about things that happened on Wurm.


...you always carry a container of water around.


...you say 'coin' instead of whatever money your country uses.


...you go on the Wurm Forum when you can't play Wurm Online.


...you take two days of having 'Reply to this topic' open to come up with some good 'You play too much Wurm when...'s.


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