Posted July 1, 2013 Okay, so it's been a few weeks/months since we had a thread for quotes so... Let's try a new one... any funny words to share on specific, non-political and/or non-religion topics, professional groups of people, etc... just keep it clean and keep in mind that while taking a "shot across the bow" at politics itself is okay, don't start debates please. --- Engineering/Engineers: "It ultimately falls to every engineer to design a simpler system faster than the universe can design a better idiot, so far, the universe is winning" - Engineers Creed [unofficial] "The concept of engineering is two fold, not to fold" - Uncredited Programming/Programmers: "There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't" - Uncredited adage Politicians (Keep it friendly please) Generalized: "Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself" - Mark Twain "Tact is the ability to tell someone to 'Go to Hell' in such a way that they look forward to the trip." - Winston Churchill Specific:-Al Gore (Former U.S. Vice-President) talking with Jay LenoJay Leno: "How do you feel being treated like a movie star?" Gore: "Well, it's not all all easy. For example, I'm in this huge feud with Lindsay Lohan now."Leno: "Really? Can you give us a little more?"Gore: "No, she knows what she did." - Dan QuayleToo many to select just one...http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/quotethis/a/quaylequotes.htm 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 4, 2013 Your Mother is a Hamster and your Father smells of Elderberries! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2016 I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next". Source: quotes on life 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2016 Not an exact quote; however, its pretty close to something Twain said. /me points at sig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites