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On The Wurmth Day Of Christmas (Song)

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I've been playing this wonderful game for almost exactly one year. I love it, have had great fun, and really admire the work the devs do. That said, some sincere needling is in order, because they have been botching the (admittedly hard) job of late, in important ways. So, on behalf of the aggrieved players at their wits end in houses without rooftops, hand feeding their animals and praying for the spectre of disease to pass over them, I dedicate this song to the Wurm Community.

May it bring you mirth:

On the first day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

A bug causing horses to flee!

On the second day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

Two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

On the third day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

PR excuses, two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

On the fourth day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

No animations, PR excuses, two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

On the fifth day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

ME-MO-RY LEEEAKS!

No animations, PR excuses, two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

On the sixth day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

Mythical slate, ME-MO-RY LEEEAKS!

No animations, PR excuses, two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

On the seventh day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

Fancy new rooftops, mythical slate, ME-MO-RY LEEEAKS!

No animations, PR excuses, two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

On the eighth day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

Rubberbanding hedges, fancy new rooftops, mythical slate, ME-MO-RY LEEEAKS!

No animations, PR excuses, two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

On the ninth day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

Floors to my ankles, rubberbanding hedges, fancy new rooftops, mythical slate, ME-MO-RY LEEEAKS!

No animations, PR excuses, two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

On the tenth day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

Ships at odd angles, floors to my ankles, rubberbanding hedges, fancy new rooftops, mythical slate, ME-MO-RY LEEEAKS!

No animations, PR excuses, two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

Multiple stories, ships at odd angles, floors to my ankles, rubberbanding hedges, fancy new rooftops, mythical slate, ME-MO-RY LEEEAKS!

No animations, PR excuses, two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the dev team gave to me:

Tweets about parties, multiple stories, ships at odd angles, floors to my ankles, rubberbanding hedges, fancy new rooftops, mythical slate,

ME-MO-RY LEEEAKS!

No animations, PR excuses, two frames a second, and a bug causing horses to flee!

Merry Christmas, Code Club.

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I sang it. :ph34r:

That is great! It's meant to be a whimsical song, not a malicious one. Sometime, many moons from now, we'll look back and have a good chuckle at these little bugs, and barely remember them. But there will be other, spectacular things in their place.

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I think I've sung this one to myself at least 10 times by now :P it's so awesome.

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