Posted January 27, 2012 Post views on the nature of Wurm. Here's one I made earlier: "Wolves are like peadophiles, they follow miners into deep, dark, damp places then screw them viciously in the corner until they're out of stamina then slay them on the spot" Anyone else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2012 "Whenever you are out of stamina whilst travelling, there WILL be 4 mountain lions and 2 spiders looming on the horizon" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2012 If you don't bring water on your "regular trips", then you will get sidetracked and die of thirst. (And bears.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2012 If you're going to make a hammer, make 15. ... You need a carving knife to carve the handle to make the carving knife you need to carve the handle to make the carving knife you need to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2012 Swimming is purely physiological, The more you think about running out of stamina, the faster you run out of stamina. and die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2012 if you have 50 skill, it takes longer to get from 40-45ql than it takes to get from 45-50ql. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 29, 2012 "When confronted by a harmless animal and you have low FS do not attempt to kill it, more often than not that cliff behind it contains 52 wolves 60 bears and 4 spiders. Instead go home and be a family man." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 30, 2012 "There is always someone (or something) bigger, stronger, or nastier." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 30, 2012 However slow the last point of skill was, the next one will be slower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 30, 2012 [00:59:39] After destroying you will start creating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 31, 2012 [00:59:39] After destroying you will start creating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2012 A good pair of plate gloves stops a lion attack from getting out of hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 2, 2012 One will always be one crafting component short. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2012 I thought up another one: "OH! The round peg goes in the round hole! It all makes sense now!"--Nervesplitter, shipbuilder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 4, 2012 --There is only one way to play this game, The right way. --In this game something like a perfect plan doesn't exist, because if you have got a perfect plan somebody will steal it. --Wurm doesn't forgive any mistakes done by its players. --Wurm has got the hardest rules of the whole internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 4, 2012 There is no try. There is only success or fail... mostly fail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 Warriors aren't known for their ability to kill; rather, the way they carry their sword. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 A shield in the hand is a useless shield. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 5, 2012 The speed of the gods is limited to 56km/h Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 6, 2012 Failure is not an option, it's given when trying to make anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 29, 2012 -- Wurm is a game where 1 dirt is never flat enough, even if it's just a stone wall. You'll take down a mountain for that 1 dirt. -- Moving; It's like minecraft, you start from scratch. -- Silver, why can't I make it from silver! -- "I think my OCD is kicking in. In order to fix this we have to break... Everything." Lemonth, Digging novice -- You have the ability to do anything, kill a dragon, build a house, carry so much on you at once... But you still can't figure out how to put that mallet head on without making splinters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 6, 2012 Some kingdoms are favored more then others. Obviously Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 6, 2012 "its not exploiting when we do it" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 6, 2012 "its not exploiting when we do it" hahaha awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites