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[Makarus 458]

10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.  Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

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[Ivan Simconia 82]

a baby seal walks into a club........

[Mattson 40]

if you watch the wizard of oz backwards its about a girl who falls asleep and wakes up in a city with a lion, a tin man and a scarecrow, gets her hair done then runs away and leaves the lion in a forest and then walks on and leaves the tin man to rust and then gets to a cornfield and asks the scarecrow which way to go then hangs him on a post and walks away then scares some munchkins into hiding and turns a good witch into a bubble then frees a bad witch from under a house then for a to a fortune teller and ends up working on a farm.

[bobbarkeralt 33]

[Mattson 40]

Im gonna laugh when the day comes when our generation is saying "You spoiled little brats! All we had in our day was Xbox's, PS3's, iphones, flat-screen tv's & laptops, you ungrateful little !"

[21:48:05] <Bartimaeus> you want a what! a flying car!!! we had to make do with 4 wheels!!!