Beware the Wrath of the Carpenter!

[MasterGeldrin 0]

Heed the warning well!

[19:39:32] You  hold a wood scrap in your right hand.

[19:39:32] You  hold a wood scrap in your right hand.

[19:39:46] Elwood wields a carving knife in his right hand.

[19:39:48] Elwood  holds a file in his left hand.

[19:42:01] You may now attack Elwood without penalty.

[19:42:05] Elwood tries to hit you!

[19:42:08] You target Elwood.

[19:42:09] Elwood hits you lightly in the left underarm and slaps it.

[19:42:13] Elwood seems to target your  right parts.

[19:42:14] Elwood targets your  right parts.

[19:42:15] Elwood seems to target your upper right parts.

[19:42:16] Elwood targets your upper right parts.

[19:42:17] Elwood hits you lightly in the right shoulder and slaps it.

[19:42:17] Elwood seems to target your uppercenter parts.

[19:42:19] Elwood targets your uppercenter parts.

[19:42:23] Elwood hits you lightly in the head and slaps it.

[19:42:36] Elwood seems to focus.

[19:42:41] Elwood now seems more focused.

[19:42:42] Elwood seems to focus.

[19:42:42] You try to focus.

[19:42:47] Elwood now seems more focused.

[19:42:47] You fail to reach a higher degree of focus.

[19:42:48] Elwood hits you very lightly in the head and slaps it.

[19:42:49] Elwood seems to focus.

[19:42:50] You try to focus.

[19:42:54] Elwood looks disturbed.

[19:42:55] You balance your feet and your soul.

[19:43:01] Elwood tries a Sleepwalker but misses.

[19:43:06] You  hold a meal in your right hand.

[19:43:07] Elwood tries a Sleepwalker but misses.

[19:43:11] Elwood seems to focus.

[19:43:15] You try to focus.

[19:43:16] Elwood looks disturbed.

[19:43:20] You fail to reach a higher degree of focus.

[19:43:26] Elwood seems to focus.

[19:43:31] Elwood looks disturbed.

[19:43:35] You try to focus.

[19:43:37] Elwood hits you lightly in the body and irritates it.

[19:43:37] Elwood hits you with a Sleepwalker in a sensitive spot. You lose stamina!

[19:43:37] Elwood hits you with a Sleepwalker and the impact makes you throw up.

[19:43:44] Elwood hits you very lightly in the right shoulder and slaps it.

[19:43:52] Elwood hits you lightly in the left shoulder and slaps it.

[19:43:56] Elwood hits you lightly in the head and slaps it.

[19:44:01] Elwood wields a two handed sword in his two hands.

[19:44:10] You wield a huge axe in your two hands.

[19:44:12] Elwood cuts you deadly hard in the chest and damages it.

[19:44:12] Elwood freezes you.

[19:44:17] Elwood pierces you deadly hard in the chest and damages it.

[19:44:17] Elwood freezes you.

[19:44:24] Elwood wields a carving knife in his right hand.

[19:44:29] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the right underarm and irritates it.

[19:44:32] Elwood pierces you hard in the left underarm and irritates it.

[19:44:38] You  hold a trowel in your right hand.

[19:44:38] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the right underarm and irritates it.

[19:44:41] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the chest and irritates it.

[19:44:44] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the chest and irritates it.

[19:44:47] Elwood pierces you lightly in the stomach and irritates it.

[19:44:50] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the stomach and irritates it.

[19:44:59] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the left thigh and irritates it.

[19:45:02] Elwood pierces you hard in the chest and irritates it.

[19:45:05] Elwood pierces you lightly in the left thigh and irritates it.

[19:45:14] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the right thigh and irritates it.

[19:45:15] You are now too far away to Attack Elwood.

[19:45:17] Elwood tries to pierce you!

[19:45:17] You try to hit Elwood.

[19:45:20] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the stomach and irritates it.

[19:45:23] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the right underarm and irritates it.

[19:45:26] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the stomach and irritates it.

[19:45:28] Elwood seems to target your  right parts.

[19:45:29] Elwood targets your  right parts.

[19:45:30] Elwood pierces you pretty hard in the right thigh and irritates it.

[19:45:30] Elwood seems to target your uppercenter parts.

[19:45:31] Elwood targets your uppercenter parts.

[19:45:34] You lose against Elwood who stops just before finishing you off!

[19:48:19] Elwood seems to shelter his higher parts.

Even with impromper weapons, I didn't get a single hit in. Haha

[Elwood2 352]

i told yooo, geeeet offf mai lawn!!!

[bdew 2,462]

Never bring a woodscrap to a file fight.

[drjackal 0]

[Elwood2 352]

lol