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We have to talk about Sigvard

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Well there I was just taking care of some business on deed, listening to the crunch and crackle of bones and feeling very much at home.  Until it happened.   I was riding by and Sigvard spoke.  He said:

💀 "Bone-jour!"

 And I nearly fell off my horse.  Not only do these bags of bones speak, but they also think they're comedians.  And now I love them even more and am trying to collect all the goofy little things they say.  If you spot a new saying, post it here!

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"I'm all skin and bones, and my skin took off"  -Sigvard

 

I think that's how it was worded

                                   

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"Spare a drink? My mouth is bone dry!"

 

I saw something longer about an arrow to the eye as well, still trying to catch it properly hehe

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Interestingly, Sigvard's utterances can be seen from quite some distance away, and do not show up in Local chat. (I am therefore going from memory on the following, as cut and paste from logs isn't an option.)

 

"Don't mind me, just hanging out."

"I used to be an adventurer like you."

"What are you looking at meatbag?"

 

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"I can really feel the breeze. almost like wearing nothing at all..."
"See, THIS is what happens when you don't eat your broccoli, kids!"
"I am natural bone leader"
"You're a one trick bonny."
"It's pay day. Does it mean i'll get a bone-us?"
 

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I'm absolutely starving.  Oh, wait, its happened already.

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Dreadfull weather. I can feel it in my bones.

I am certified meat free. Did you know?

Gimme some milk! More calcium!

The pearly whites need quite a bit of brushing.

We were going to fry some onions for dinner but we run out of skull-ions.

Still plenty of life in those bones, better believe this.

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Oh this is it, this is the last straw.

💀 "These skeleton puns are not very humerus..."

 

Sigvard!  How dare you try and get a leg up on me in the pun department!  *thighs heavily*

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"Inclement weather? I can feel it in my bones."

 

Scared the crap out of me.  

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"I wanted to tell you a skeleton pun, but I don't have the guts for it."
:D

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