Posted September 11, 2022 (edited) Do you want to experience a miracle of seeing a single tile of dirt with your own eyes? Buy your tickets now. Adults: 1s Children: 50c Edited September 11, 2022 by Mareridt 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2022 Wow Will there be a season pass available? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2022 (edited) Senior Citizens discount? Veterans Discount? Active Military Discount? Fraternal Order of Police Discount? 20% Summer Day Coupon Discount? BLM Member Card Discount? CostCo Card Discount? AmEx Cardholder Discount? Sam's Club Discount? Edited September 11, 2022 by Nomadikhan 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2022 Can't believe I forgot, I have a Handicap placard, do you have close parking for me? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2022 Hmmmm shame its not a sand tile... now that i would go and see. Dirt.. not so much 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 11, 2022 Will there be a concession stand? Will Nachos and beer be available? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2022 I just want a Fridge Magnet to add to my collection. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2022 Be sure to place a sign on the other side of the dirt that says: "This way to the Egress". *Hat tip to P. T. Barnum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 16, 2022 (edited) The Lonely Dirtie Be sure to deed it so no one digs it up. Edited September 16, 2022 by Idlamn 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2022 (edited) Actually, I found another one today. It looks like these single tiles of dirt aren't as rare as I thought 😅 Edited September 17, 2022 by Mareridt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2022 Mark them on the map, they might be there to tell us something. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Idlamn said: Mark them on the map, they might be there to tell us something. The mystery thickens... 🤪 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2022 And the third one. There must be something wrong with this mountain 😅 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) . o O ( ok, think Sid ... you've got to find a way to get a piece of this action, it's just too good to be true. Wait, what's this?! ) Oyez oyez! Come see the Mysterious Dirt Patch of Pristine! You've seen others like it but you've never seen this one before! A single, yes, single tile of dirt surrounded by rock! Tickets are only twenty coppers, that's right! A mere twenty copper pieces allows you to gaze longingly at this lonely patch of dirt while you contemplate the mystery of existence. You've seen the rest, now see the best! That's right - the most value-oriented dirt patch attraction in the Wurm Archipelago! Don't forget to visit the gift shoppe afterward - take home a commemorative pile of dirt dug near this very spot! Ice cream and refreshments are also available for a small price! . o O (ok but seriously i love the roadside attraction vibe and want more of that in wurm ... wait, maybe if i transmute it into a tar tile..... 🤔) Edited October 3, 2022 by Sidereal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2022 @Sidereal too much power... turning a mountain into a tar cone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites