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Do you want to experience a miracle of seeing a single tile of dirt with your own eyes?

 

Buy your tickets now.

 

Adults: 1s
Children: 50c

 

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Edited by Mareridt
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Senior Citizens discount?

Veterans Discount?
Active Military Discount?

Fraternal Order of Police Discount?

20% Summer Day Coupon Discount?

BLM Member Card Discount?

CostCo Card Discount?

AmEx Cardholder Discount?

Sam's Club Discount?

Edited by Nomadikhan
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Can't believe I forgot, I have a Handicap placard, do you have close parking for me?

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Be sure to place a sign on the other side of the dirt that says: "This way to the Egress".

 

*Hat tip to P. T. Barnum.

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The Lonely Dirtie

 

Be sure to deed it so no one digs it up.

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Actually, I found another one today.

 

It looks like these single tiles of dirt aren't as rare as I thought 😅

 

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Mark them on the map, they might be there to tell us something.

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3 minutes ago, Idlamn said:

Mark them on the map, they might be there to tell us something.

 

The mystery thickens...

 

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. o O ( ok, think Sid ... you've got to find a way to get a piece of this action, it's just too good to be true.  Wait, what's this?! )

Oyez oyez!  Come see the Mysterious Dirt Patch of Pristine!  You've seen others like it but you've never seen this one before!  A single, yes, single tile of dirt surrounded by rock!  Tickets are only twenty coppers, that's right!  A mere twenty copper pieces allows you to gaze longingly at this lonely patch of dirt while you contemplate the mystery of existence.  You've seen the rest, now see the best!  That's right - the most value-oriented dirt patch attraction in the Wurm Archipelago!  Don't forget to visit the gift shoppe afterward - take home a commemorative pile of dirt dug near this very spot!  Ice cream and refreshments are also available for a small price!

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. o O (ok but seriously i love the roadside attraction vibe and want more of that in wurm :D ... wait, maybe if i transmute it into a tar tile..... 🤔)

 

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