Posted August 11, 2022 ...if you feel that any real-life time spent away from Wurm when you forgot to put your toon to bed is wasted time. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 ...if you start seeing the real world divided up into 4m x 4m tiles. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 ....if when you play some other game it feels like you are stepping out on your significant other. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 ...if you see a patch of white dotted flowers on the side of the road while driving, and have to fight the urge to pull over to pick them, because they're really rare. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 ...if you feel the urge to lead your bicycle before riding it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 (edited) When driving down the highway, you have to pull into a gas station, run in and buy one of those compasses that sticks to the windshield...... Because the UI didn't look quite right. Edited August 11, 2022 by Homestead 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 If you move your mailbox to the center of your property. If you are mowing your grass and suddenly start wondering what the slope of the ditch-line is. If you always respond to strangers by waving and saying, "Hello, How are you?" If you have a boat on the roof of your house. Your belt holding up your pants has 10 pouches on it. You bob your head when you walk. Or, you don't bob your head when you walk. You try to change your looks by staring at a hand mirror. You keep spiders for pets. You check the local paper for Imp-a-long announcements. You are reading this list... 5 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 ...if you almost burned your real-life house down by putting backpacks in your oven. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 ..imagine action timers while working on things (im a contractor with wurm brain) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Gwiz said: ...if you feel the urge to lead your bicycle before riding it. this one is the best LMAO 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Eyesgood said: If you always respond to strangers by waving and saying, "Hello, How are you?" if you secretly want to fart in the direction of your neighbors but just make your significant other go unconscious XXDD Edited August 11, 2022 by Muunkey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2022 23 minutes ago, MordosKull said: ..imagine action timers while working on things (im a contractor with wurm brain) now this applies, thread justified @ nine post in XXDD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 13, 2022 ... if you look at a lake on a map and wonder where the cave canal connecting it to the ocean is. this just happened when I looked at the Caspian Sea on a map, oops 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2022 ...if you categorize vehicles according to "speed" or "draft", ...if you wish you could just select to plant something in the centre of an (imagined) square ...if you see something that does not make sense and think "that's wogic" ...if then name Rolf will forever have special meaning ...if garden gnomes remind you of this song 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2022 ...if you start wurmlauncher64 🤣 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 6, 2022 If you imagine building and placing objects in the real world - Like ships at the coastline - Or think of ways to improve the world because you can do that in wurm. Or if the sound of a fire in a open fire place, makes you relaxed and feel at peace because it reminds you of the soothing sounds of the Open Fire Place in Wurm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 7, 2022 A former player Dr. Pox was the first to diagnose these moments as he was driving along and felt the urge to mend and straighten a farm fence he was driving beside. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2022 (edited) On 8/11/2022 at 3:21 PM, Pandalet said: ...if you see a patch of white dotted flowers on the side of the road while driving, and have to fight the urge to pull over to pick them, because they're really rare. I've done this on several occasions! Seen some type of flower/plant while driving and had that instant thought of "I need to pick those!" until I realize I'm driving and they are just weeds. Edited October 8, 2022 by Jingerjas 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 8, 2022 ...if you see something in the distance and you wonder if you have enough skill to kill it (until you realize it's a mailbox ). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2022 (edited) …if you dreams include switching alt characters or dealing with server borders in irl settings. Edited October 10, 2022 by LionIX 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 13, 2022 If you wonder how many body str ticks your daily workout gave you or how much of your stamina bar was drained by climbing the stairs. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 19, 2022 … if, when you see a bird bath in real life, you think to examine it to see who the deed owner is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 19, 2022 ...when you see people and animals as walking bags of cash, loot, and exp. ...when you ride a horse while standing up. ...when you wonder what these "children" are. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2022 (edited) …if, when entering billable hours for the month at work, you feel like you’re tallying up rift points and hope you get ‘phenomenal’. Edited October 21, 2022 by belacane 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2022 Whenever you're using a shovel outside you keep glancing around for the "Level" button... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites