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...if you feel that any real-life time spent away from Wurm when you forgot to put your toon to bed is wasted time.

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...if you start seeing the real world divided up into 4m x 4m tiles.

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....if when you play some other game it feels like you are stepping out on your significant other.

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...if you see a patch of white dotted flowers on the side of the road while driving, and have to fight the urge to pull over to pick them, because they're really rare.

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...if you feel the urge to lead your bicycle before riding it.

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When driving down the highway, you have to pull into a gas station, run in and buy one of those compasses that sticks to the windshield......

 

Because the UI didn't look quite right.

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If you move your mailbox to the center of your property.

If you are mowing your grass and suddenly start wondering what the slope of the ditch-line is.

If you always respond to strangers by waving and saying, "Hello, How are you?"

If you have a boat on the roof of your house.

Your belt holding up your pants has 10 pouches on it.

You bob your head when you walk.  Or, you don't bob your head when you walk.

You try to change your looks by staring at a hand mirror.

You keep spiders for pets.

You check the local paper for Imp-a-long announcements.

You are reading this list...

 

 

 

 

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...if you almost burned your real-life house down by putting backpacks in your oven.

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..imagine action timers while working on things (im a contractor with wurm brain)

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3 hours ago, Gwiz said:

...if you feel the urge to lead your bicycle before riding it.

this one is the best LMAO

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2 hours ago, Eyesgood said:

If you always respond to strangers by waving and saying, "Hello, How are you?"

if you secretly want to fart in the direction of your neighbors but just make your significant other go unconscious XXDD

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23 minutes ago, MordosKull said:

..imagine action timers while working on things (im a contractor with wurm brain)

now this applies, thread justified @ nine post in XXDD

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... if you look at a lake on a map and wonder where the cave canal connecting it to the ocean is.

 

this just happened when I looked at the Caspian Sea on a map, oops

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...if you categorize vehicles according to "speed" or "draft",

...if you wish you could just select to plant something in the centre of an (imagined) square

...if you see something that does not make sense and think "that's wogic"

...if then name Rolf will forever have special meaning

...if garden gnomes remind you of this song 

 

 

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If you imagine building and placing objects in the real world - Like ships at the coastline - Or think of ways to improve the world because you can do that in wurm.

Or if the sound of a fire in a open fire place, makes you relaxed and feel at peace because it reminds you of the soothing sounds of the Open Fire Place in Wurm.

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A former player Dr. Pox was the first to diagnose these moments as he was driving along and felt the urge to mend and straighten a farm fence he was driving beside. 

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On 8/11/2022 at 3:21 PM, Pandalet said:

...if you see a patch of white dotted flowers on the side of the road while driving, and have to fight the urge to pull over to pick them, because they're really rare.

I've done this on several occasions!  Seen some type of flower/plant while driving and had that instant thought of "I need to pick those!" until I realize I'm driving and they are just weeds. :D

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...if you see something in the distance and you wonder if you have enough skill to kill it (until you realize it's a mailbox :D ).

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…if you dreams include switching alt characters or dealing with server borders in irl settings. 
 

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If you wonder how many body str ticks your daily workout gave you or how much of your stamina bar was drained by climbing the stairs.

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… if, when you see a bird bath in real life, you think to examine it to see who the deed owner is.

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...when you see people and animals as walking bags of cash, loot, and exp.

...when you ride a horse while standing up.

...when you wonder what these "children" are.

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…if, when entering billable hours for the month at work, you feel like you’re tallying up rift points and hope you get ‘phenomenal’.

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Whenever you're using a shovel outside you keep glancing around for the "Level" button...

 

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