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Madnath

A Merry Christmas to everyone!

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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the deed

Not a player was stirring, but Emoo, who drank from a shoe.

The tree was placed right by the posts of features teased,

In hopes that the devs would continue their care;

The mute warned were nestled all snug in their beds;

While nightmares of bans danced around in their heads;

 

When out in GL there arose such a singing,
I sprang out from Alliance to see what small bell was ringing.

Away past CA HELP I ran in a flash,

Almost slipped on a fish that once needed a splash.

The coloured text after those new-fallen posts,

Gave a lustre of humour to the weirdos below,

 

When what to my wondering eyes did I see,

But Enki making more typos for me!

More rapid than eagles his peons they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now, Keenan! now, Darklords! now Ausimus and Warlords!

On, Scooter! on, ‘Tatio! on, Demona and Kats!

To the top of the forum! to the top of the topics list!

We posted 11 Valrei threads this year, please stop having a fit!"

 

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little foot.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the fireplace Enki came with a bound.

 

He was in grey, from his head to his foot,

And from his shoulder a dead owl did linger.

A bundle of items he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a merchant, just opening his pack.

 

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled our area with mobs of all calibers,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

 

And before this all ends he spoke in Event —

“Happy Christmas dear Wurmians, and to all a good night!”

 

Yes I'm aware most of it doesn't rhyme very well, I'm not good at this stuff!

 

 

A Merry Christmas to everyone!

In the spirit of giving, for those of you on SFI, if you want a small barrel of Kahvesi for mail cost, let me know in the posts below with your ingame name and I'll try and get some to you. One per person, in order to not destroy my time and the people who make a living ingame selling it. Try only to ask for it if you'll use it.

 

No offense or annoyance to anyone was intended, this is all very tongue in cheek and in good humour. Players and staff get the same silly treatment in this!

Edited by Madnath
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Merry Christmas to you Madnath and all other fellow wurmians. I would like to recieve one of those delicious Kahvesi barrels and thanks in advance :)

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Damn that old xmas song...we need that again in game :) 

 

That said, happy holidays to all and may you have a less shittier year than this one!

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Merry Christmas

AHA... ok fixed the picture as the orignal was just too much for the forum.

And yes we need a box that big!

Have a fabo Christmas all

 

Bu1vOdI.jpg

Edited by Josuhacalvert
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1 hour ago, Madnath said:

On, Scooter!

well hello there

 

And Merry Christmas indeed! :D

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32 minutes ago, Beastwolf said:

Beastwolf 

I love you dad 

[20:12:56] The items silently disappear from the spirit castle. You expect them to reach Beastwolf in less than ten minutes.

31 minutes ago, Merumbra said:

Merry Christmas!

In game name is Merumbra.

[20:13:19] The items silently disappear from the spirit castle. You expect them to reach Merumbra in less than ten minutes.

28 minutes ago, user said:

Viremental merry Christmas you bundle of joy

[20:13:49] The items silently disappear from the spirit castle. You expect them to reach Viremental in less than ten minutes.

24 minutes ago, AlexeySt said:

Merry Christmas!

In game - Alexeyst

[20:14:03] The items silently disappear from the spirit castle. You expect them to reach Alexeyst in less than ten minutes.

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Merry Christmas Mr. Mad :)

Not requesting a barrel, just wanna say it's a nice gesture, enjoy your coffe everyone.

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29 minutes ago, Archaed said:

I'll take a barrel, but I forget my name

[23:32:28] The items silently disappear from the spirit castle. You expect them to reach Archaed in less than ten minutes.

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Have a safe Holiday everyone, and merry Christmas...

 

 

Mykoal

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7 hours ago, Mykoal said:

Have a safe Holiday everyone, and merry Christmas...

 

 

Mykoal

[10:41:35] The items silently disappear from the spirit castle. You expect them to reach Mykoal in less than ten minutes.

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Nice poem and even better sentiment. 

 

No need to send me a barrel, I simply wanted to congratulate you on your effort and use the opportunity wish you and everyone else a Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.  Can send a barrel to Nicedreams.  Thanks.

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