Posted November 17, 2021 A.k.a. "A comma makes all the difference in the world" This is the story of Timothy II. Timothy II had a great many things to be proud of. But the thing he's most proud of are his 70 milking and 50 huge club skills! And he wants to show off those titles. Issue is, he's got a choice doing so. Either he goes with "Troll Milking Machine," a grotesque title that suggests he milks trolls! Truly, a thought to put anyone near him off their lunch. Or he goes with "Milking Machine Troll," a title that seems to suggest some kind of machine-troll hybrid! A thought to put anyone off their second lunch! Now introducing: Title Flourishes! With a choice of simple options, his titles could become the likes of: Troll, Milking Machine Milking Machine and Troll Milking Machine / Troll Troll Milking Machine And more! 20 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 17, 2021 i'd be put off lunch too if i didn't have some fresh troll milk to wash it down 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Stanlee said: Issue is, he's got a choice doing so. Either he goes with "Troll Milking Machine," a grotesque title that suggests he milks trolls! Truly, a thought to put anyone near him off their lunch. Or he goes with "Milking Machine Troll," a title that seems to suggest some kind of machine-troll hybrid! A thought to put anyone off their second lunch! +1 Though I did get a chuckle out of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 24, 2021 While I am happy to be a chainsaw repairman, this does make sense. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2021 Stanlee: making Wurmians smile daily. I like this one, as long as we still have the option to use titles without the flourish. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2021 Stanlee, what's your character speed on grass? Cause it must be pretty low walking around with those big b**** of steel if you're brave enough to milk trolls. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites