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Troll King's Beefsteak Grill!

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Yeehaw!

Ol' Troll King's come to town with his no good Beefsteak Grill!

Ain't no-one runnin' and singin' when his grill comes to town, no siree!

You don't know what everyone says about his big ol' Beefsteak Grill?

Meat's too hard!

Yessir, it's Hardened, just as he is! 

 

Why, might that there could be a rootin' tootin' plan, adventurer!

We could gonna round us up some steers and heifers to ride - don't want no horse meat in the mix now - and hit 'em with blunt weapons only! 

Tenderize that there hardened meat some!

Why that could be a darn ol' skippy ol' brainulation!

 

But you'll wanna get there right early now!

No sense gettin' while the gettin's cold - the meat's cold! 

 

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Bruce's Flying Circus, X17 Y31, or N13 ingame

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Ugh!  You guys with your...with your thoughtful and adorable EVERYTHING

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How many tackle boxes is that?  100?  I love it.

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I will be heading over there shortly to fire up the ovens at Gobblin Hut for those who need an affinity meal to boost crafting beforehand.

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