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New sayings for the guards.

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Guard 1"Sorry you're on your own!"

Guard 2 "They don't pay me enough for that!"

Guard 3 "But, I'm a pacifist."

Guard 4 "Kill it yourself you lazy bum!"

Guard 5 "I'm just going to hide in this mine for a while."

Guard 6 "Um yeah, what he said."

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Haha, especially Guard 5's saying is very accurate.

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3 minutes ago, Kadmint said:

Haha, especially Guard 5's saying is very accurate.

Ty I thought so. lol

 

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Some good ideas Katrat. I thought of a few more here.

 

Guard 1 "Sigh! Oh, just a minute"

Guard 2 "Again? Already?"

Guard 3 " When are you going to improve your own sword?"

Guard 4 "But I've just healed myself!"

Guard 5 "Hi Ho Hi Ho , Its Off To Work We Go!!"

Guard 6 "I want danger money"

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no one is going to state the obvious arrow to a knee reference that could be made?

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how about something modern like 'we love fortnite!' spam of 2 lines.. or 'leeeerooooiiii jenkiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111' and such?

 

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my favorite FE quote was.. 'Out of ammo!? Let's Go Medieval!'

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rip fallen earth

Edited by Finnn
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If you want to do that then how about having chat options for the guards.  Like the wagoner npc. 

 

Only the creator of the guard tower would be able to change the chat settings or maybe even the mayor of a deed that a tower sits on. 

 

Those chat options that you suggested, I would put into the grumpy mood. Well... Most of them. 

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easy to annoy people with 1-2 towers near somebody else's local.. and leave them to spam nonstop, maybe if wurm had RP setting.. and more npc life for this aspect.. to give more easter eggs.. drop a weapon next to a guard.. and it picks it up.. toss and apple at them.. and they eat.. etc.. emote at them and they reply back.. too much work.. and dev team is struggling with w/e they are doing as it is to get that deep into rp and fun.. stuff

 

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12 hours ago, Spolmit said:

Some good ideas Katrat. I thought of a few more here.

 

Guard 1 "Sigh! Oh, just a minute"

Guard 2 "Again? Already?"

Guard 3 " When are you going to improve your own sword?"

Guard 4 "But I've just healed myself!"

Guard 5 "Hi Ho Hi Ho , Its Off To Work We Go!!"

Guard 6 "I want danger money"

Love it! 😁

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Just a few more,

 

Guard 7 "So uh, what's your sign?"

Guard 8 "Why do I get the feeling I'm expendable?"

Guard 9 "I want a mount! We should be on horseback!"

Guard 10 "Sorry I only take orders from the king!"

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