Please do something to address, even temporarily, the unique-slaying situation

[TheTrickster 2,285]

So...   having read and possibly understood much of the above I have this to ask;

 

Where exactly is it that I queue up for this free scale set to which I am entitled?

 

😇

 

I mean, I couldn't possibly kill a dragon, but I would gladly hold somebody's coat, except I can't be bothered organizing my days around times that would work, and don't even ask me to go find a toasting-lizard myself, but if I can get a bunch of scale anyway, then yeah, I am all over that.