Posted June 8, 2022 [15:51:04] <Robus> beast [15:51:11] <Beastwolf> hi [15:51:20] <Robus> Egard picked my boat, will you go grab it and bring it back? [15:51:26] <Beastwolf> sold Spoiler 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 8, 2022 11 minutes ago, Robus said: [15:51:04] <Robus> beast [15:51:11] <Beastwolf> hi [15:51:20] <Robus> Egard picked my boat, will you go grab it and bring it back? [15:51:26] <Beastwolf> sold Hide contents OBJECTION YOUR HONOR HE LOVED THE DYE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 12, 2022 Quote OBJECTION YOUR HONOR HE LOVED THE DYE Well yeah i prefer blue 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 19, 2022 [02:44:43] <Hershaw> Pheasants... the Piranas of the Prairies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 26, 2022 [17:18:14] <Singrin> Someone told me he used 1050 (wurm player ) and had to buy a 3060 rtz to slay the dragon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 27, 2022 [23:41:10]<Boston> anyone seen othobrithol around? [23:41:28]<Oneequalstwo> No, is that the new tylenol? crica March-12-2011 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 30, 2022 I regret nothing Quote [16:54:54] <Virusmd> check your mail sid [16:55:10] <Sidereal> checkin'! [16:55:30] <Virusmd> congrats your the only person who forgot something in the inn [16:55:42] <Sidereal> i win! \o/ [16:56:12] <Sidereal> which is hilarious because this year was the only time i actually wound up using the room xD [16:56:40] <Sidereal> these inks were made with your collection of octopus parts - would you like them for posterity? [16:57:04] <Virusmd> ah, i didnt realize there was more [16:57:28] <Virusmd> i guess, ill sort it into barrels for furture sortingi guess [16:57:45] <Sidereal> yup! and it even contains 0.10kg of the best ink i've ever made: 98ql [16:57:53] <Virusmd> lol [16:58:29] <Sidereal> i'll try not to drink it this time.... >.> [16:59:02] <Virusmd> seems like a bad idea [16:59:27] <Sidereal> i mean have you *tried* ink? it's delicious! [16:59:36] <Virusmd> somehow i doubt that [16:59:58] <Sidereal> oh SON OF A.... [16:59:43] The black ink tastes royal, noble, and utterly delicious! [17:00:04] <Sidereal> i managed to drink it >.< [17:00:12] Virusmd shakes head [17:00:57] <Sidereal> i was going to rename the flask 'delicious, delicious ink' and then the cat nudged my mouse hand wanting pets 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 3, 2022 [21:46:19] <Voor> This is my final message Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 4, 2022 [11:08:56] <Sheffy> definition of Jacalini: 30-50 feral hugs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 29, 2022 [13:26:49] <Erdrickson> you smell the troll i am cooking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2022 When the AI story generator doesn't do the bit and just tells the truth instead: "Write a story, in the style of Gregory of Tours, in which Robus, Earl Marshal of Kenn-Jellon, encounters Silakka, Padishah of the Capybara Sultanate, and insults him in the style of U.S. President Donald Trump." Spoiler Robus, Earl Marshal of Kenn-Jellon, was a man of gr:eat importance. He was a powerful lord who commanded a large army. He was also a very proud man who loved to boast of his accomplishments. One day, Robus was traveling through the land of the Capybara Sultanate. He stopped to rest in the capital city, where he met the Sultan, Silakka. Silakka was a friendly man, and he welcomed Robus to his city. The two men talked for a while, and Silakka asked Robus about his life and his work. Robus, eager to impress the Sultan, began to boast about his accomplishments. He boasted about his wealth, his power, and his army. But Silakka was not impressed. In fact, he found Robus to be arrogant and rude. Finally, Silakka had had enough. He told Robus that he was not a true lord, and that he was nothing more than a pompous fool. Robus was outraged. He shouted at Silakka, calling him a liar and a coward. Then he drew his sword and threatened to kill the Sultan, and was slain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2022 [11:29:09] <Koruk> champ croc following, am on a slow wagon, going uphill, no stamina [11:30:51] <Koruk> i'll be fine, it's not biting me much 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 7, 2022 Quote [15:14:48] <Wickywooo> i ran from everything before the halloween event, but i spent so much time farming for masks i hit 70fs, then sold the masks and boought a tasty weapon, now i run round murdering whatever [15:15:31] <Wickywooo> my village chef is very happy xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2022 Quote [00:39:08] <Tormentus> like the voices? [00:39:32] <Alpengeist> no those are real [00:39:42] <Alpengeist> do as they say [00:40:02] <Tormentus> yessir, proceeds to mix anchovy and onions [00:40:12] <Alpengeist> xD 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2022 [04:15:20] <Teeebomb> well, whatever you call them . What do u call a group of developers? [04:15:52] <Blacklotus> depends on if the software is working or not. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2022 [22:17:18] <Octetsefune> Vice i keep entertaining myself with your map post XD [22:17:41] <Viceren> Glad that map got SOME use. [22:17:47] <Viceren> If only for a chuckle. [22:18:47] <Octetsefune> Germans have it perfect as a word. Schadenfreude [22:19:18] <Viceren> That's usually reserved for people you dislike. Thanks. Appreciate the support. [22:19:28] <Octetsefune> no thats torture [22:19:47] <Viceren> Germans are scary 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 14, 2022 Quote [13:54:22] <Daktoa> wurmpedia is in the game, how nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 14, 2022 Quote [17:47:05] <Aurem> who wants to live in a 1x1 house on my deed!!??? [17:47:10] <Aurem> For FREE!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2022 (edited) [19:44:56] <Madnath> suck a wet fart out your grannies arse and hold it like a bong hit you pure roaster 😂 Edited December 18, 2022 by MordosKull Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2022 put +80 in the swear jar 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 6, 2023 Quote [16:38:05] <Sheffy> my vision is so bad that I can't tell if I'm looking at a monitor or a minotaur 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 12, 2023 [19:33:01] <Aurem> me drinuking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 14, 2023 Quote [11:22:21] <Tamryn> The only winning move is not to play. [11:22:49] <Jim> reeeeeeeeee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 6, 2023 Quote [14:27:25] <Lyhrinae> GL complaining is better than therapy tho ...it's free, not surprising preference 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
