Posted August 6, 2019 as I was minning i was giggling about some lil diddies we'd sing in the car on road trips in muh youth. All were written and created by someone else so if someone knows the origins along the way to note and give credit were due for gave me endless laughter over ones i'll submit. What I'd like to do here is have people post their own car sing-a- longs, this adds a fun and layered dimension to our wurmian family. submission 1 The Tattooed lady kingston Trio I went to town to see, that ole tattooed lady she was a sight to see, tattooed from head to knee My uncle ned was there, he came to gape and stare, "I NEVUH" he declared "seen such a freak so fair" Along her jaw was a royal flying Corp, and on her back was the Union Jack how could you ask for more? All up and down her spine was the Queen's own guard in line and all around her hips sailed a fleet of battle ships. And over her left kidney, was a bird-eyed view of Sydney But what I liked best, was upon her chest, Our lil home in Waikiki. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) EDIT: I just noticed this was in scribes corner and not wood scraps. I've edited lyrics for each song in. In high school we used to cruise around listening to a ton of different things. One staple was Ministry's Psalm 69 album. Another was Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power. Now, if I take a track off of each album that got everyone going (and maybe sing-songy), it would be: Lyrics: Spoiler Tell me something I don't know Show me something I can't use Push the button Connect the goddamned dots Live-in thief in my bedroom bathroom Commodity sodomy glass autonomy Promise everything take it all away Give it a rest You're lying through your teeth You're lying through your teeth Who what which why who When did you say the earth would stop turning? When did you say we would all start burning? When should I make a pledge? Should I listen to the voices in my head? Connect the goddamned dots Connect the goddamned dots Connect the goddamned dots Who am I trying to impress? Who could care less? Tell me something I don't know Lyrics: Spoiler Revenge, I'm screaming revenge againWrong, I've been wrong for far too longBeen constantly so frustratedI've moved mountains with lessWhen I channel my hate to productiveI don't find it hard to impress Bones in tractionHands break to hone raw energyBold and disastrousMy ears can't hear what you say to me Hold your mouth for the warUse it for what it's forSpeak the truth about meDetermined Possessed, I feel a conquering will down inside meStrength, the strength of many to crush who might stop meMy strength is in numberAnd my soul lies in every oneThe releasing of anger can better any medicine under the sun Bones in tractionHands break to hone raw energyBold and disastrousMy ears can't hear what you say to me Hold your mouth for the warUse it for what it's forSpeak the truth about meDetermined There comes a time within everyoneTo close your eyes to what's real No comprehension to failI vacuum the wind for my sailCan't be the restLet others waste my timeOwning success is the bottom lineLike a knife into fleshAfter life is to deathPulling and punching the rest of durationNo one can piss on this determination Edited August 7, 2019 by As_I_Decay 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 13, 2019 (edited) This one is 450+ years old originated out of Scotland. It has since traveled the world with hundreds of adaptations. This is the one we'd sing on road trips as kids and into adulthood Froggy Went-a-Courtin Froggy went a courtin and he did go Uh Huh Froggy went a courtin and he did go Uh Huh Froggy went a courtin and he did go, to the Coconut Grove to see the show Uh huh, UH HUH, huh huh Millie Mouse as the hat check girl Uh Huh Millie Mouse as the hat check girl Uh Huh Millie Mouse as the hat check girl, Froggy said to himself I think i'll giver her a whirl Uh huh, UH HUH, huh Huh Sauntered up to Millie Mouse's side Uh Huh Sauntered up to Millie Mouse's side Uh Huh Sauntered up to Millie Mouse's side, says "How'z about it chic lets skip this dive Uh huh, UH HUH, huh Huh Not without my Uncle Rat's consent Uhn Uh Not without my Uncle Rat's consent Uhn Uh Not without my Uncle Rat's consent, I wouldn't marry the President, Nuh Uh, NUh UH, Nuhn Uh That's it Jack, you better hit the road Uh Huh, That's it Jack, you better hit the road Uh Huh, That's it Jack, you better hit the road, you're not a frog, you're a horny toad! Uh huh, UH HUH, Uh Huh Edited August 13, 2019 by Autumnoc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites