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Wurm April Fools 2019

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Absolutely brilliantly done, I've been laughing none stop!

Well done and thank you wurm team, who ever thought it out deserves extra chocolate cookies this week  ^_^

 

I'm done with my dodgy farm happenings, now into the desert with me to practice some viking diplomacy with my face adjustment tools! :P 

 

Other favourites are Not Crying, Imaginary Argument Winning and Public Nudity Avoidance!

Which ones are your favourites?

 

 

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Wiggling, face adjustement tools, preventative amputation, forum posting^ ?

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1 hour ago, Kasumi said:

Absolutely brilliantly done, I've been laughing none stop!

 

And indeed, a very welcome prank, thanks for making the post! I even went hunting just to get some Viking Diplomacy into my skill list!

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Good one for sure, must have taken some time to think all of this up.

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I could not believe my eyes at first then could not stop reading through the list - great one this year, thank you! :D

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I'm still waiting for the year nogumps and drakespirits spawn on freedom.

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Same as year before, not a fan of april fools.  I mentioned it last time, ever since I nearly shot someone in RL because of a prank I dislike the stupidity of the day and all it's jokes.

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Great joke everyone in chat was laughing. 

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Posted (edited)

Disappointed that I logged in about an hour and a half ago (6:30pm) and they'd already removed this, so I guess  the USA doesn't get to participate in the amusement.

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I'm a totally new player, and I just happened to log in for the first time yesterday. I was like, "Ok, I guess the Devs have a droll sense of humor ..."

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49 minutes ago, Seriphina said:

Disappointed that I logged in about an hour and a half ago (6:30pm) and they'd already removed this, so I guess  the USA doesn't get to participate in the amusement.

 

Same! :( 

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It was great. My fav was Viking Diplomacy. Epic lol

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4 hours ago, Kvisto said:

Good one for sure, must have taken some time to think all of this up.

 

Yeah, valuable time that could’ve been spent on pvp fixes... jk don’t ban me

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I have no idea what any of you are talking about lol.

 

 

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LOL ok I guess I can say this since it was a real thing.

 

Organ Licking.   lol  was a sub under Lead Licking.

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7 hours ago, armyskin said:

I'm still waiting for the year nogumps and drakespirits spawn on freedom.

 

You missed it - Pristine desert 2016 :

 

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It was just a model change tho but was a bit of a shock when I woke up and saw my view that day :P 

 

 

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So I log in my alt last night and a few minutes later I get [21:25:54] Not Crying increased to 28 I was really confused for a bit, and then suddenly I realized it's the 1st of April.

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For anyone curious, the full list was:

Spoiler

 

Skill April 1st Name    
Body Physical Smarts    
Body Control Wiggling    
Body stamina Grinding    
Body strength Thrusting    
Mind Book Smarts    
Mind Logic Jigsaw solving    
Mind Speed Boggle winning    
Soul Street Smarts    
Soul Depth Imaginary Argument Winning    
Soul Strength Not Crying    
Alchemy Lead Licking    
Natural substances Organ Licking    
Archaelogy Antiquing    
Restoration Glue Magic    
Archery Rooty Tooty Point & Shooty    
Long bow Big Bendy Stick    
Medium bow Normal Bendy Stick    
Short bow Melee-Range Ranged    
Axes Choppas    
Large axe Big choppa    
Hatchet Woodcutter    
Huge axe Dwarf Stick    
Small Axe Little choppa    
Carpentry Functional stick making    
Bowyery Bendy stick making    
Fine Carpentry Artisinal stick making    
Fletching Shooty stick making    
Ship Building Floaty stick making    
Toy Making Pretend stick making    
Climbing Not falling    
Clubs Thicc Sticcs    
Huge Club Seal's Nightmare    
Coal-making Polluting    
Cooking Art    
Baking Science    
Beverages Pregaming    
Butchering Fleshcutting  
Dairy food making Off milk making    
Hot food cooking Not burning food    
Digging Planet Destruction    
Fighting Viking Diplomacy    
Aggressive fighting Proactive Diplomacy    
Defensive fighting Reactive Diplomacy    
Normal fighting Politics    
Shield bashing Bin Smacking    
Taunting Forum Posting    
Weaponless fighting Play Fighting    
Firemaking Burnanating    
Hammers Fine Adjustment Tools    
Warhammer Toy soldiers    
Healing Not dying    
First aid Preventative Amputation    
Knives Tiny Swords    
Carving Knife Wood Shaper    
Butchering knife Flesh Shaper    
Masonry Functional Rocking    
Stone Cutting Rock Shaping    
Mauls Face Adjustment Tools    
Large Maul Wall Basher    
Medium maul Creature Basher    
Small maul Kids' Hammer    
Milling Wheat Whacking    
Mining Dwarfin'    
Miscellaneous items Random Crap    
Hammer Persuader    
Pickaxe Stone Stabber    
Rake Back Scratcher    
Repairing Unbreaking'    
Saw Redneck Violin    
Scythe Wheat Whacker    
Shovel Dirt Remover    
Sickle Druid Stick    
Stone Chisel Rockbuster    
Nature All-Natural Organics    
Animal husbandry Matchmaking    
Animal taming Overfeeding Animals    
Botanizing Undergrowth Furtling    
Gardening Hippymancing    
Farming Crop Bothering    
Fishing Wurm Drowning    
Foraging Scrounging    
Forestry Tree Hugging    
Meditating Sitting    
Milking Dodgy Farm Happenings    
Papyrusmaking Trashposting    
Paving Ground Hiding    
Polearms Big Sticks    
Halberd Portable Guillotine    
Long Spear Sharpened Stick    
Staff Broom Handles    
Pottery Mud Pie Making    
Prospecting Rock Sniffing    
Religion Complicated Storytelling    
Artifacts Old Things    
Channeling Shattering    
Exorcism Altar Urination    
Prayer Thoughts    
Preaching Public Yelling    
Ropemaking Hair Braiding    
Shields Prophylactics    
Large metal shield Vault Door    
Large wooden shield Barn Door    
Medium metal shield Bin Lid    
Medium wooden shield Front Door    
Small metal shield Tea Tray    
Small wooden shield Wooden Plate    
Smithing Metalbending    
Armor smithing Metallic Skincrafting    
Chain armor smithing Defensive Jewelry Smithing    
Plate armor smithing Panelbeating    
Shield smithing Bin lid making    
Blacksmithing Shiny Rock Crafting    
Jewelry Smithing Metal Origami    
Locksmithing Permissions Enabling    
Metallurgy Lumpcrafting    
Weapon smithing Excessive Sharpening    
Blades smithing Shivmaking    
Weapon heads smithing Sword Polishing    
Swords Pointy Things    
Longsword Chef Knife    
Shortsword Butter Knife    
Two handed sword Broadsoad    
Tailoring Public Nudity Avoidance    
Cloth tailoring Stringmaking    
Leatherworking Animalcrafting    
Thatching House Hairdressing    
Thievery Proactive Tidying Up    
Lock Picking Permissions Disabling    
Stealing Borrowing    
Traps Automatic Hug Machines    
Toys Action Figures    
Puppeteering Useful Toys    
Yoyo Pointless Toys    
Tracking False Accusing    
War machines Death Machines    
Catapults Assisted Flinging    
Trebuchets Superior Assisted Flinging    
Ballistae Heavy Duty Point & Shooty    
Woodcutting Tree Murder    

 

The list was a team effort (although the funniest ones were clearly mine), and came out of a discussion in the dev chat.  There were a fair few other suggestions which didn't make the final cut.

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2 hours ago, Pandalet said:

Tailoring == Public Nudity Avoidance

 

My favorite

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Not burning things, public nudity avoidance, and action figures are the best of the bunch.

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