Angelklaine

I have a question for the Devs

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So I was talking to a friend today about completely unimportant things. Then suddenly it occured to me... and I had to ask.

 

How many wood chips are there in the game? I mean, there must be lots. Imagine if you could pile together every single woodchip out there. How many bsbs could you fill up?

 

Can anyone take a guess?

 

 

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At least five

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29k outside of bulk storage bins across all servers.

 

In bulk storage is hard. I don't feel like doing the volume conversions :) Needless to say, a lot.

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37 minutes ago, Keenan said:

29k outside of bulk storage bins across all servers.

 

In bulk storage is hard. I don't feel like doing the volume conversions :) Needless to say, a lot.

 

please tell me you dont mean ON THE GROUND OR SOMETHING

 

scoundrels if so

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i keep wood scraps in satchels in large magic chests, bulk storage aint takin away my ql

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1 hour ago, Keenan said:

29k outside of bulk storage bins across all servers.

 

In bulk storage is hard. I don't feel like doing the volume conversions :) Needless to say, a lot.

you-gotta-pump-those-numbers-up-those-ar

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only 29k? I feel Elwood has been slacking 

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There are zero wood chips in the game.

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42 minutes ago, Nomadikhan said:

There are zero wood chips in the game.

Finally someone got it! Hah!

 

To be honest Joelle was the first one but it was on pms and didnt count :P

 

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5 hours ago, Angelklaine said:

Finally someone got it! Hah!

 

To be honest Joelle was the first one but it was on pms and didnt count :P

 

 

You tricksy hobbit!

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To state that there are zero woodchips in the game is incorrect. I once saw (in a sort of timer induced vision) an extremely rare creature in Wurm that no one had ever mentioned before nor since. I would liken it to a Woodchuck mainly from the fact that although it resembled one the convincing feature was that it was chucking wood. During this delightful procedure (to itself I suppose) there were woodchips flying everywhere around the air and they completely littered the ground making it very spongey to walk upon. As I gave this "Woodchuck" a stern look of disapproval for the mess and shook a nagging finger at it, from a safe distance of course, it hastily ran around the whole area creating a sort of vortex which all these woodchips were sucked into like a huge inverted vacuum cleaner. Immediately after which the "Woodchuck" jumped into the remaining sputtering vortex and vanished from sight.

 

As my reclining chair shook on it's dilapidated and sagging frame I had thought the "Woodchuck" had the last laugh on me with a few departing gnaws on it; but, the sad part was that there were no remaining woodchips in the game with which to prove the veracity of timer dimension distortions which were in fact subtle revelations about the unprovable truths of Wurm. Short tales such as this are more suitable to muskrats anyway and there is their love to be added to them. Chips off the old block they are too!

 

Happy Trails

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How much wood could a woodchip chip
If a woodchip could chip wood?
As much wood as a woodchip could chip,
If a woodchip could chip wood.
 
(29k)

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On 2/18/2019 at 9:52 AM, Farmboy102 said:

only 29k? I feel Elwood has been slacking 

your number calculator is wrong!

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