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Random Enkounters (2019 Edition)

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It became a tradition to hold a Random Enkounter each month during the last year, but alas, I could find no more calendar pages for 2018.  Maybe it was cut short, I just don't know, but I was surprised when it stopped after December.

 

It will be a challenge, but I would like to attempt a Random Enkounter today and see if just maybe, just maybe it is possible to hold them in 2019 and see how many we can fit in this year.  I didn't look to see when 2019 would end... spoilers and all...  but maybe it will be a good long year this time and we can get at least twenty-nine or more  of these things in, but only time will tell.

 

Oh well,  now to Enkounter!

 

Today, Jugurtha on Pristine received the randomness.  4 challenges were bestowed.

 

Challenge #1  a classic...  Where will you find those that are not as alive as they once were?

Jugurtha chose the wrong but right answer of a 'graveyard'.....

 

Challenge #2 How many teeth does a troll have?

Jugurtha responded with 2 which was wrong!   So much for that fantastic lemonade fruit press.  The lemonade from it was enchanted to grant super fast actions, and you could climb up mountains as easily as some of these annoying mountain horses!  To the void with that delicious fresh squeezed lemonade!

 

Challenge #3  What is the year in Wurm?

Jugurtha responded with one thousand and eighty-one!  CORRECT!  Oh boy has he got a gift waiting for him!

 

Challenge #4.....hehehehe  Invasion of the Ants!  Jugurtha must rid his lawn of an ant invasion.  3 waves and the queen!

Jugurtha had little problem with the grey ants, but the red ants managed to reduce his blood pressure through some additional 'venting'.  Once he had the red ants eliminated the Grass ants attacked thinking they could confuse him with their fancy bipedal dances.  They failed....miserably.

Queen Antricia was not happy.... not happy at all!  Jugurtha faced her fiery wrath and .....was dead before I could write this sentence..... darn it!

 

For his winnings Jugurtha received a drum kit consisting of a steel helm, 7 barrels, and a huge tub, with a supreme mallet of noise ordinance violation.

Plenty of strings to string up some....stringed.. instruments... yeah... that's what they are for...  an oar, for when you just gotta beat a crab to death from a distance!

A rare spear...  good for fishing as well as on the spot heart surgery....  I know from experience :(.

 

Jugurtha also received some olive oil, and a pile of oak logs along with some large nails.  For his health he also received a lot of bacon and omelets with toast... I did not say for his 'good' health...

And of course what any famous drummer needs, a wardrobe to stash his outfits in to keep his soon to be famous drummer identity a secret!

 

Spoiler

[16:08:46] <Enki> Greetings!
[16:08:58] <Enki> You have 10 minutes to respond or else!
[16:09:36] <Jugurtha> hello
[16:09:45] <Jugurtha> lucky me
[16:09:49] <Enki> egads... we have a contestant!
[16:10:25] <Jugurtha> welkom here
[16:10:45] <Enki> You are the unfortun.... I mean lucky chosen one to participate in the very first ever Random Enkounter  of two thousand and nineteen!
[16:11:06] <Enki> Are you ready to play!
[16:11:30] <Jugurtha> o wow what are you
[16:11:49] <Enki> oh lord...  you do not recognize me?
[16:12:14] <Enki> has my egomani... umm illustrious reputation not proceeded me?
[16:12:17] <Jugurtha> i have been working to mutsh in the mine
[16:12:46] <Enki> I am the great Enki
[16:13:00] <Enki> great at what has yet to be determined....
[16:13:12] <Enki> Yet I am still he who oversees all!
[16:13:28] <Enki> Ring any bells?
[16:13:33] <Jugurtha> yes
[16:13:46] <Enki> Excellent!
[16:13:59] <Jugurtha> from the pupets i think
[16:14:00] <Enki> my advertising campaign is a success
[16:14:09] <Enki> or not...
[16:14:33] <Enki> For those who may not know I am the Head Game Master for Wurm Online
[16:14:48] <Enki> I started a game called Random Enkounters within
[16:15:33] <Enki> each month I select a random day and a random time and then a specially made tool randomly selects a random server and a random location
[16:15:57] <Enki> If the people at that location see me within 10 minutes, I challenge them to a series of random challenges
[16:16:11] <Jugurtha> ok
[16:16:21] <Enki> the more challenges you survive, the more random jun... I mean stuff you win
[16:16:42] <Enki> It is totally random... even your survival.
[16:16:54] <Enki> Are you ready to play Random Enkounters!
[16:17:13] <Jugurtha> will i loose my gear?
[16:17:30] <Enki> ehhh....  it's randomly unlikely
[16:17:46] <Jugurtha> ok lets play
[16:18:12] <Enki> okay.. just sign this contra... I mean lets play!
[16:18:24] <Enki> Today you will face 4 random challenges!
[16:19:09] <Jugurtha> ok
[16:19:39] <Enki> Challenge #1
[16:20:32] <Enki> Where will you find those that are not as alive as they once were?
[16:20:45] <Enki> You have 3 minutes to answer correctly
[16:21:53] <Jugurtha> in the dark?
[16:22:22] <Enki> strangely no...  keep trying
[16:22:55] <Jugurtha> in a graveyard
[16:23:43] <Enki> that answer is acceptable
[16:24:04] <Enki> I would also have accepted the moon of Seris
[16:24:56] <Jugurtha> have to learn my lessons better
[16:56:00] <Enki> Challenge #2
[16:56:06] <Enki> How many teeth does a troll have?
[16:57:52] <Enki> you have one minute to answer?
[16:57:58] <Jugurtha> 2
[16:58:12] <Enki> Incorrect!
[16:58:38] <Enki> The correct answers are, 32, 1, or as many as a troll collects from its victims
[16:58:57] <Jugurtha> ok didnt now that
[16:59:10] <Enki> Of course you should know I am just making that totally up!
[16:59:17] <Enki> Challenge #3
[16:59:29] <Enki> What is the year in Wurm?
[16:59:44] <Jugurtha> 1081
[17:01:40] <Jugurtha> the starfall of the Saw in the year of 1081.
[17:02:11] <Enki> lets confirm
[17:02:20] <Enki> Correct!
[17:03:20] <Enki> Challenge....  Number.... FOUR!!!!!
[17:03:32] <Enki> Perhaps we should step outside for this one
[17:04:49] <Enki> You must remove from your lawn an ant invasion!  3 waves and the queen!
[17:08:01] <Enki> Wave 2
[17:12:37] <Enki> Wave 3....  the Grass Ants
[17:12:52] <Enki> and when I return in 10 minutes you face the queen if you are still alive!
[17:23:04] <Enki> I have returned!
[17:23:10] <Jugurtha> hello
[17:23:27] <Enki> You have angered the queen ant by killing her workers!
[17:23:35] <Enki> Will you survive her wrath!
[17:24:04] <Jugurtha> i hope
[17:24:20] <Enki> Good luck!
[17:26:52] <Enki> seriously...
[17:26:58] <Enki> oh well...  you win!
[17:27:00] <Jugurtha> yes the queen is dead
[17:27:16] <Enki> come inside and receive your winnings...
[17:27:47] <Jugurtha> nice
[17:28:09] <Jugurtha> thanks
[17:28:29] <Jugurtha> like it all


 

 

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Only time I see his name , is wen I call for him...  😋😉

Just don't do it 3 times in a row....

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enki enkouter:
fish 10 fish, enki waiting for eternity...

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Aaand everybody's counting the whitespaces, capital letters, looking for odd dots and dashes and extra styled letters 😏 

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:D That looks like fun :D I enjoyed reading the dialog :D Stand up comedy ^^

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I saw Enki in my local once and I went and hid in my kitchen.

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4 hours ago, Shmeric said:

Aaand everybody's counting the whitespaces, capital letters, looking for odd dots and dashes and extra styled letters 😏 

I see several strange triple dots.......

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1 hour ago, Jaz said:

I see several strange triple dots.......

 

maybe morse code, maybe the l's are dashes....

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