Lets tell a story...

[Josuhacalvert 1,743]

The Group archeologist barged his way to the front  of the group, finally something for me to examine he exclaimed. It appears to be made of heavy metal. The Bard sighed.... 

[Ayes 3,715]

The Heavy Metal "band" was so rubbery that they decided to make a catapult out of it. It would tone down the music too...

 

=Ayes=

[Katrat 2,296]

While many were distracted with musical merriment and metallic meteors the traveler in blue and several others, some of whom had recently arrived on the scene, had managed to defeat a mighty Troll king and there was much rejoicing!

Edited March 18, 2021 by Katrat

[Ayes 3,715]

Soon after there was much squabbling over who could claim the body to take home, preserve and make a statue trophy out of it!

 

=Ayes=

[Katrat 2,296]

The traveler in blue simply sighed at the sight of such selfish squabbling and, while bidding farewell to those who would listen, embarked upon her colorful cart choosing instead to leave the chaos behind in search of the next splendid adventure and welcomed all who cared to do the same and travel with her.

[Silures 91]

".. not ..so   ..soon.." mutters Ayes with the concentrated strain of drawing his longbow.

[Katrat 2,296]

The others turned to see what Ayes was aiming at and were astonished at the sight of something lurking in the wood nearby when someone yelled, "It's a...".

[Silures 91]

"greenish Worg, Mr Ayes! Those things never travel alone..".  At this the few JK shared steely glances and the half beaten BL battered their shields and shrieked as a champion troll loomed through the trees further in.

Edited April 1, 2021 by Silures

[Ayes 3,715]

The *myth* is that those greenish Worg's can be tamed, as was told long ago in Viking lore. If we could do so then we might assemble a *pack* of them to fight all this recent increase of monster Troll spawns.

 

=Ayes=

[Katrat 2,296]

The traveler in blue set about dealing with the Champion troll leaving the taming of the great greenish Worg to...

[Ayes 3,715]

....wander off in the direction of the Blue Traveler's home knowing that they would be here fighting all the troll respawns.

 

=Ayes=

[Katrat 2,296]

But the friend that the traveler in blue left the Worg taming to, timely tamed the beast before it managed to wonder to far from the fray.

Edited April 18, 2021 by Katrat

[DaletheGood 1,073]

" 'Wander' and 'Too,' " said the Grammar Gremlin, "As in, '...before it managed to wander too far from the fray.' " 😉

[Zexos 468]

🗡️ The grammar gremlin stopped in mid sentence because a Sword was stuck in its throat.  A laughing voice from a black hooded figure said "Grammar can't help you in de affehlife! Now who's f' goblin pizza" 🍕 

[Katrat 2,296]

The traveler in blue sadly sighed for the grim plight of the Grammar Gremlin as it was simply doing what good Grammar Gremlins are ingrained to do, when suddenly a grievous call went out across the land that a great Green Dragon was sighted.

[TheTrickster 2,279]

He had come looking for a slice of the Goblin Pizza he had heard about, but when he realized that he had misunderstood and people were gobbling regular pizza, he was mighty unhappy.

Edited October 5, 2021 by TheTrickster

[Zexos 468]

🤬 He was so unhappy that he summoned a rift beam down onto the group! 🐲

[MordosKull 822]

But instead of rift creatures, out popped a GM from this faux rift beam!

[Josuhacalvert 1,743]

A hysterical BOOMING voice bellowed from the GM's mouth. As one the Group shouted his name in awe.

[Zahnweh 51]

The GM proclaimed, "All that you grow shall become cheese."

[Zexos 468]

Mr Josuhacalvert stepped forward out from the group and said "I only have one thing to say to you Mr GM.....  WURM WOOOOOOT!" 🤩

[MordosKull 822]

It is then that the whole of the group "see a confused enki" standing before them.

Edited October 20, 2021 by MordosKull

[Katrat 2,296]

The traveler in blue considered her current companions and couldn't help but chuckle as she thought "The sight of this group would indeed confuse anyone.", and wondered what would the wrathful and wily Enki have to say about this rowdy rabble and about this raucous day.

[Josuhacalvert 1,743]

With the towering GM casting a shadow over the rather loud group an immense prolonged fart was heard. The groups eyes followed this sound towards the green dragon.

A whisp of smoke surrounding its flared nostrils it growled out "Allright Guv'nor" to the GM.

The groups eyes went back to the GM and they all had the same question... "Guv'nor"?

 

[Zexos 468]

Lord Enki the Head GM Spoke to the group ""I come from the magically lands of london pvp where mr green over there used ter help me nick treasure chests full of 'igher GM powers! Oi! After all, how do yer fink I got ter be 'EAD GM!"