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Whales are mammals. Mammals produce milk.

 

Allow us to harvest barrels full of greasy whale milk.

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A few species of whale (such as the blue whale) may drink in excess of 150 gallons of milk per day and can easily gain 100 pounds or more each day in its first few months of birth primarily from drinking its mother’s milk.

 

You're gonna need a lot of buckets, +1

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1 hour ago, Oblivionnreaver said:

A few species of whale (such as the blue whale) may drink in excess of 150 gallons of milk per day and can easily gain 100 pounds or more each day in its first few months of birth primarily from drinking its mother’s milk.

 

You're gonna need a lot of buckets, +1

#Whale facts

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What's the application for this idea?

Provide some example(s).

I personally refuse to google this.

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28 minutes ago, Finnn said:

What's the application for this idea?

Provide some example(s).

I personally refuse to google this.

it would obviously allow us to make whale cheese. it is required for dolphin tacos. And Attenia stop highjacking threads.

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Not sure I want to know the answer, but how do you know whale milk is greasy?

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2 hours ago, armyskin said:

And Attenia stop highjacking threads.

It would make sense to be able to tame whales if we're going to be able to milk them. If we could tame them, we could lead them into water pens rather than chasing them around with a bucket and hoping they stand still long enough to be milked. They could be bred for milk rather than having to constantly find new ones if you want more :)

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We'll need to change the Milkmaid title to Mermaid.

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+1

 

4 hours ago, Attenia said:

+1 only if we can first tame whales

Would we be able to ride on them too?

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28 minutes ago, PumperNickel said:

+1

 

Would we be able to ride on them too?

 

Only if we could also hitch them to boats. :P

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It was changed from Mermaid to Milkmaid when I won the cow hat (troll king crown) like over a year ago.

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+1, but then we'd need something to prevent the milk from dispersing into the water. Some suction cups or straws or whatever.

Now we have an item specifically to put on whale nipples. Can't say any other game has dared to innovate this way yet.

 

Alternatively we just do a reverse whale rescue and push it ON land for a change.

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"We have whales Captain!"

 

("Admiral, there be whales here!"  - Scotty)

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