Posted July 1, 2017 Saw a funny YouTube vid earlier and wanted to add a couple of the sayings in here. "The first 18 years of your life are like a free trial, then it's pay-to-play." "A birth certificate is basically a baby-receipt with no refund or return policy." "An onion basically forces you to cry over its dead body." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites