Wolfey

Wolfey's Premium Defective Boats

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Preamble: 

 

Hello! Welcome to your one-stop shop for made-to-order, previously owned boats! All boats failed inspection, but who needs bureaucracy when you have a brand new, functional1 boat!? Boats can be delivered, but it will cost extra and may not be available depending on the vessel sold! All boats guaranteed at least 40ql and to float2! Why wander Wurm on foot when you could get a brand new floating2 boat? Each boat includes several Speed-holesTM drilled into the keel and sails, decreasing weight and drag3 and making YOUR new boat go faster! All sales AND sails are final! 
1. Boats not intended to function, sold as novelty items only.

2. Boats may not float. it is not recommended you bring boats near water, the paper machae may melt.

3. Not scientifically proven. May cause lack of propulsion, sinking of boats, and death.

Actual Details:
Based out of Xanadu, R21, delivery is possible. Delivery orders may be added at the back of the build queue, putting pick-ups first.

 

  • Rowboat - 1s
  • Small Sailing Boat - 1s (ON SAIL!!!!)
  • Corbita - 3s
  • Cog 3s
  • Knarr - 7.5s
  • Caravel ???


Trade-ins are also available!

  • Rowboat - 25c
  • Small Sailing Boat - 50c
  • Corbita - 2s
  • Cog - 2s
  • Knarr - N/a?
  • Caravel - N/a????


Don't like the prices? PM me on the forums or wurm, we'll see what we can do. :)


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Currently giving away a small rowing boat to a noob who can make it to me at R21. Please PM me ingame if you're making your way here. :)

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I crashed my entire computer while clicking on this link.

This business is very ambitious though.

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Bump! Talking about casting opulence on food. 

 

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Bump! 1 Cedar knarr in stock, oddly. This one seems to not have sunken to the bottom of the bay. Imagine that! 

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The front fell off video just made my god damn night/day for the next week.

 

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1 minute ago, Legios said:

The front fell off video just made my god damn night/day for the next week.

 

Glad to hear! ;)

 

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New boat, ready for sailing!

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Finnn said:

Parts of of it still 'float', I like it!:)

33% of this boat 'floats'. Act fast, this is a limited time offer!

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Brand new trick boats! Boats that literally defy gravity!

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Yet another quality boat ready for sailing! :)

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18 minutes ago, Wolfey said:

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Yet another quality boat ready for sailing! :)

Is that the new boat/submarine crossover I've been hearing such great things about?

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It's holding up great, I have to empty out some water every morning before work but it's not a big deal I think. Anyway, a few more hoops to jump to save a bunch just teaches us character. Amazing service (bump)

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Any knarrs for sale and able to be delivered to east exo coast? Returning player starting over with almost nothing.

 

Auvry

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On 6/21/2017 at 1:48 PM, auvry said:

Any knarrs for sale and able to be delivered to east exo coast? Returning player starting over with almost nothing.

 

Auvry

Knarr ready!

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Yet another successful christening of one of my high quality small sailing boats! 

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This one needs more speed holes, it's unable to gather water.  Also lacking cup holders. Do you have improvement services to pimp my ride?

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On 7/1/2017 at 3:07 PM, Seriphina said:

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This one needs more speed holes, it's unable to gather water.  Also lacking cup holders. Do you have improvement services to pimp my ride?

Hi so sorry for your inconvenience! Some of our highly-trained boat engineers are on their way with hand drills to amend this problem. This functional boat should have never left the production line!

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Expect to see "Bob" soon!

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