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Malena

Are your horses completely MESSED UP?

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Update: For now, my priest does not have premium so this service is on pause!

My new nahjo priest Shalestina is offering her gentle healing touch for your sickly critters. 50c per cast/bad trait. 

For jobs under 5 casts, I charge 50c travel fees. No travel fees for 5 or more cast jobs.

 

Do you really want them to go through this?

 

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Oh my goodness, I feel so bad for laughing at those horses... After seeing this, you just CANNOT have a bad traited horse anymore. It's just cruel... hilarious, but cruel!

 

Get yer horsies fixed!

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The malformed hindlegs one is a good dancer for shure :D

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10/10.  The strong willed horsey reminds me of a few real life horses.. lol

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+1 for using Malena's priest.  If not, your horse will end up like this one who walks backwards instead of forwards...

 

(Actual footage of horse!)

 

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3 hours ago, Fairyshine said:

+1 for using Malena's priest.  If not, your horse will end up like this one who walks backwards instead of forwards...

 

(Actual footage of horse!)

 

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Heheh! Too cute! 

I don't have my priestess on premium right now though, just in case your marvelous advertisement does the trick :)

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Overly aggressive, after all these years I had no clue it bites randomly when emote at it, thanks for this.

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Gladiator and I realized we had one on our deed and spent like 15 min emoting it to see if it'd bite. It bit him a couple times. We were laughing like idiots amusing ourselves with this sillyness.

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On 3/7/2018 at 4:31 PM, Fairyshine said:

+1 for using Malena's priest.  If not, your horse will end up like this one who walks backwards instead of forwards...

 

(Actual footage of horse!)

 

giphy.gif

 

 

hey hey hey wait a sec that ""horse"" is moonwalking wtf???

 

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On 3/7/2018 at 7:31 PM, Fairyshine said:

+1 for using Malena's priest.  If not, your horse will end up like this one who walks backwards instead of forwards...

 

(Actual footage of horse!)

 

giphy.gif

 

 

Only in Xanadu.
I can make my horse walk sideways too.

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This imagery actually made me uncomfortable. Reminded me of things. LOL

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