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Happy treason day.....

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Thanks <3

 

One needs to be magnanimous....

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We were being treasonous for a good while before we declared it in writing.


 


I know the Kingdom of Great Britain is upset over the break-up. It is quite normal. The US is like the hot, big-boobed chick you lost in college.


 


Great Britain really needed a quieter more demure girl like Canada anyway.  :D 


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 The US is like the hot, big-boobed chick you lost in college.

 

It's not like we didn't have Australia.....

 

Girls can be so needy!

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Canada has Poutine, a holy meal. Don't diss my country m8.


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 The US is like the hot, big-boobed chick you lost in college.

The one who can't spell and didn't quite work out what a university is? :P

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Its great to be treasonous, and victorious ;)

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See, you Brits just went about it all wrong. It wasn't the tea. That was just an excuse. The real work was done over beer in the pubs. You just chose the wrong drink. He who controls the beer controls the colonies.


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Oh please! I'm sure Her Majesty has been quite thankful that we quit being her kingdom's problem all them centuries ago. Especially these days. ;)


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I know the Kingdom of Great Britain is upset over the break-up. It is quite normal. The US is like the hot, big-boobed chick you lost in college.

With the stereotypical lack of brains to match? :D

 

See, you Brits just went about it all wrong. It wasn't the tea. That was just an excuse. The real work was done over beer in the pubs.

The Public House is as much British as the tea is!

 

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Its great to be treasonous, and victorious ;)

IF you are victorious you get to label yourself a patriot. IF you lose... Well history has shown that tends to be unpleasant.

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While you guys were out today celebrating your independence we were out doing what we do best too, drinking, complaining and making orderly queues at the bar while watching boats and wearing very dodgy blazers.


 


Hurrah!


 


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Lots of boats, drink and sun.


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We got started polluting that harbor preeeetty early, eh?

The fish were well caffeinated that day.

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Canada likes being Mommy's favorite son.

 

The only thing sad about this whole Canada thing is that they are the only foreign power to ever have invaded, occupied, and burned Washington, D.C. While we were oot and aboot, they were hard at it. 

 

We got started polluting that harbor preeeetty early, eh?

The fish were well caffeinated that day.

 

Is that why Boston Lobster is so special? 

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The only thing sad about this whole Canada thing is that they are the only foreign power to ever have invaded, occupied, and burned Washington, D.C. While we were oot and aboot, they were hard at it. 

 

To be fair. Big brother America was a jerk and burned York first. We only burned Washington because Mommy England told us to stick up for ourselves.

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To be fair. Big brother America was a jerk and burned York first. We only burned Washington because Mommy England told us to stick up for ourselves.

 

That was actually a compliment. Of all the wars we have had since the Revolution, only Canada got to home base.

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Canada is that apartment above a 24/7 party.

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Sorry, can't hear you over the ringing of FREEDOM in my ears!


(Just got back to town today, so late post...)


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Sorry, can't hear you over the ringing of FREEDOM in my ears!

(Just got back to town today, so late post...)

 

I think you'll find that the ringing in your ears is from bombs, which are in American English synonymous with 'Freedom' :ph34r:

 

 

 

 

All in good spirits, and yeah the UK isn't much better really, there are only around ~20 countries in the world that we haven't invaded at some point...

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Well England was once a bunch of ungrateful colonist too but instead of winning their freedom they just waited for the conquerors to get bored and leave. 


:P


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Well England was once a bunch of ungrateful colonist too but instead of winning their freedom they just waited for the conquerors to get bored and leave. 

:P

 

LOL I never looked at it that way, but very true.

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