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ATTENTION WURMIANS
 
Today, as of 20th June of the year 2015, first contact with the horse abducting aliens had been established at 9:42 GMT.

As our envoy walked out to greet the visitor, it only stared at him with it's inhuman eyes and replied only with two words:
 
"Ayy lmao" 
 
After inquiring about the abduction of horses, it's response was:
 
"Get rekt shitter"
 
Then the subject ceased any response and started to drop square pieces of cloth all around the landing area, littering all over while making noises that could be identified as laughter. 

Authorities all across Wurm are trying to hide their existence, but here, in Rome, we want YOU to hear the truth! 
 
We will update this as developments occur.
 
EDIT1:
We managed to capture a picture of the specimen:
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As you can see, it is a humanoid(?) with a head of a bear, wearing clothing quite similar to that of a human, with the exception of an arm made of metal.

Wait a minute, this doesn't seem right...
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Oh no...
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This can't be
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ALIENS ARE ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
WHY DID THEY STEAL OUR HORSES?
WHAT IS ROLF HIDING?
MORE AT 8

 

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
 

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Ooo free cloth squares.


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This is a conspiracy, we, as a community, must solve!
 

We must put our differences, regional disputes and religion aside for the greater threat of the 

CLOTH-DROPPING HORSE-STEALING BEAR METAL ILLUMINATI ALIENS

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I saw this guy..


 


Logging started 2015-06-18

[22:43:45] <Ayylmao> what are you up too?

[22:43:54] <Abaraikanji> Not much

[22:43:57] <Abaraikanji> I need to wait

[22:44:03] <Abaraikanji> Do i know you? o-o

[22:44:07] <Ayylmao> no

[22:44:19] <Ayylmao> ive only been here for 3 weeks

[22:44:26] <Abaraikanji> I see.

[22:46:15] <Ayylmao> do you got any spare tools?

[22:46:22] <Abaraikanji> i have nothing

 

Where can i report some information?

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You can report it at your closest Roman embassy at the starter deeds


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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PumOis7Ssak

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Dang... I saw this creature stashed in a Black-Light cave... But I guess see'n ass almost all of Black-Light is either Rome of Valhalla now... The information was leaked.


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This guy stole the horse on my island.  open your eyes people! It's real!!


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This guy stole the horse on my island.  open your eyes people! It's real!!

 

I heard he also stole your rare flowers.. =(

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I heard he also stole your rare flowers.. =(

My profile picture sums up my reaction.

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I'll believe it when I see it / one of them inserts a giant needle into my eyeball


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