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Huntsman_Evant

The Battle of Epic

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So jk mr and hots fought each other.

Hots raided jkh and jkhians cried. Hots drank the tears.

Noobs still rage at the thought of gbelcik.

Shankiest built a secret tunnel through jkh and used it to attack the noobs.

Cobb and haydn married each other in dragonfire cathedral.

Then tonygreen became king of mr and gave himself all the kingdom titles and solod all the other kingdoms.

Then wossoo killed the red dragon by throwing a thistle branch at it.

And posteh led a jk army to destroy the white light altar because mr champions too stronk.

Then bl became too stronk so mr and jk allied.

Also nosfirebird used a tamed pig bug to cause the pig to attack people so they gained hunted status.

A tragic love story: cornchips and arowhun.

Also zombify domed the kyklops on jkh and led it to strongbox cause he was angry at the noobs that made a mess of the place.

Meanwhile shankiest turns to jk and makes everyone a tk follower.

Also bashur declared war on jkh and lost

The end

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Worst. History. Ever.


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you missed the part where i converted back to jk and made everyone a TK follower.


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you missed the part where i converted back to jk and made everyone a TK follower.

Sorry, added.

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I like the part about the red dragon and the thistle branch.


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where is the part when i was put on Bashurs hit list for killing bears?


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3/10 no mention of the tears that followed the destruction of Nifelheim.


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