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If being fat now has a negative impact, we need to decouple nutrition and skill gain from it completely.  Also, how about making our characters look fat?  Shouldn't it also make us run slow?  More prone to disease?  Armor more likely to take damage from bending down to tie our shoes?  Take more damage from falling?  More resistant to drowning damage? Stam drain happens much faster?


 


 


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LOL


 


Roosters can't be hit, this is amazing.


Brb, starving my horses.


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As much as we work, have muscle gain offset rotundness. Though muscle weighs more than fat so lose-lose...


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i'm running off to a fat farm then to detox n get skinny.   we  once had skilling resorts for hot food cooking..the new trending rage..emaciation camps where you live in a cave for a week before going out to fight


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I have a section of caves, zero light, many veins. Come skill your mining, I'll even pay the taxi for the one way trip.


 


don't mind the guards at the door, they're for your protection.


 


 


--Aetherwalker, I can just imagine a rollercoaster tycoon, puke everywhere mess.


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Tbh the skillgain could stay so the whole thing has a seesaw effect of advantages and disadvantages.


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Being fat now makes you resistant to shield bashing, so, depending on how much this effect is, PvP players may have a meaningful choice between dodging and bash resistance.

 

 

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LOL

 

Roosters can't be hit, this is amazing.

Brb, starving my horses.

 

Haha oh man they're going to have to revert this or tweak it soon.

 

[13:01:51] You try to cut a Aged rooster.
[13:01:54] You aim to push Aged rooster over with your shield.
[13:01:57] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:01:57] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:01:57] Aged rooster makes a bad move and is an easy target!
[13:01:57] You can not bash Aged rooster - he is already stunned.
[13:01:57] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left claw.
[13:01:58] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the stomach.
[13:01:58] You can not bash Aged rooster - he is already stunned.
[13:02:00] Aged rooster regains his bearings.
[13:02:00] You aim to push Aged rooster over with your shield.
[13:02:01] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:02:01] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:02:04] Aged rooster is sprawling on the ground.
[13:02:04] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the body.
[13:02:06] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the stomach.
[13:02:07] Aged rooster regains his bearings.
[13:02:10] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left claw.
[13:02:11] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:02:13] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the stomach.
[13:02:14] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:02:17] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the right wingtip.
[13:02:19] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:02:21] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the stomach.
[13:02:23] You take no real damage from the blow to the chest.
[13:02:24] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the stomach.
[13:02:26] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:02:28] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the stomach.
[13:02:28] You miss with the longsword.
[13:02:32] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the right wing.
[13:02:35] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the body.
[13:02:37] You aim to push Aged rooster over with your shield.
[13:02:39] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:02:41] Aged rooster is sprawling on the ground.
[13:02:41] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the right wing.
[13:02:42] Aged rooster regains his bearings.
[13:02:43] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the right claw.
[13:02:43] You take no real damage from the blow to the chest.
[13:02:45] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:02:45] Aged rooster makes a bad move and is an easy target!
[13:02:47] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the body.
[13:02:48] Aged rooster regains his bearings.
[13:02:50] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:02:50] You pierce Aged rooster extremely hard in the left wingtip and damage it.
[13:02:54] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left wing.
[13:02:57] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:02:57] You pierce Aged rooster extremely hard in the right wing and damage it.
[13:03:00] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:03:01] Aged rooster tries to bite you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:03:01] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:03:01] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left wing.
[13:03:01] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left wing.
[13:03:03] You aim to push Aged rooster over with your shield.
[13:03:08] You hurt Aged rooster very lightly in the left wingtip and slap it.
[13:03:08] Aged rooster is sprawling on the ground.
[13:03:08] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left wingtip.
[13:03:09] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the stomach.
[13:03:11] Aged rooster regains his bearings.
[13:03:11] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:03:13] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left claw.
[13:03:16] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the right wing.
[13:03:17] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:03:20] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left claw.
[13:03:21] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:03:24] You safely parry with your longsword.
[13:03:24] You miss with the longsword.
[13:03:27] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left wing.
[13:03:31] You cut Aged rooster extremely hard in the right wing and damage it.
[13:03:34] You take no real damage from the blow to the chest.
[13:03:34] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:03:34] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:03:34] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left claw.
[13:03:34] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the stomach.
[13:03:39] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the body.
[13:03:39] Aged rooster seems to target your lowercenter parts.
[13:03:40] Aged rooster fails to move into position.
[13:03:42] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left claw.
[13:03:43] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:03:45] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the right wingtip.
[13:03:48] You safely parry with your longsword.
[13:03:49] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the stomach.
[13:03:50] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:03:53] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:03:53] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the left claw.
[13:03:56] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the stomach.
[13:04:00] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:04:00] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the body.
[13:04:05] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:04:05] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the body.
[13:04:05] Aged rooster barely evades the blow to the right wing.
[13:04:06] Aged rooster tries to claw you but you raise your shield and parry.
[13:04:07] You aim to push Aged rooster over with your shield.
[13:04:08] You easily parry with your longsword.
[13:04:08] You take no real damage from the blow to the stomach.
[13:04:11] Aged rooster swiftly dodges your shield.
[13:04:11] You pierce Aged rooster extremely hard in the left claw and damage it.

Edited by LaRue

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i'm running off to a fat farm then to detox n get skinny.   we  once had skilling resorts for hot food cooking..the new trending rage..emaciation camps where you live in a cave for a week before going out to fight

 

Suggestion: Steam rooms! Literally melts months of reserves of fat in minutes!

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Poultrygeist


 


LOL never mind. That's too risque for the forums.


Edited by Audrel

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Seems to be ~8% per fat layer.


 


Willowspine is a flat 16%.


 


That kinda seems to be an issue.(not like either is going to make much of a difference with the awful natural dodge chance players have(which now seems to be 0))


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Oh wonderful, resistance to shield bashing?


 


WTB: 2 Priests levelling HFC. I gatta eat.


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If being fat now has a negative impact, we need to decouple nutrition and skill gain from it completely.  Also, how about making our characters look fat?  Shouldn't it also make us run slow?  More prone to disease?  Armor more likely to take damage from bending down to tie our shoes?  Take more damage from falling?  More resistant to drowning damage? Stam drain happens much faster?

 

ahahahahahah.  Awesome post lol.  You made my day.    :D

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Let us weave exercise mats, like meditation rugs.


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"Ye-no, I wouldn't like to super size for an extra 50c"


"So I hear black drake is slimming..."


"Get your camilla tea here, great for shedding kg and detoxing!"


"Does this studded leather set make my butt look big?"


"Stupid wemp, got the munchies now. :("


"Do you think the cooked meat is lean?"


"NO risotto think of the CARBS MAN!"


"Oh yes that shield really does pull the whole long sword and plate set together, quite a look for autumn"


"Parsley, rosemary, basil....my god man! Do you realize we just invented herb salad?"


"Cheese? Have you lost your mind?"

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