Mortal Kombat: Real Life

[Guest Khalid]

Anyone else do this? We used to do it all the time in highschool, and I got my unit hooked on it. It's a game based on earning points. You specify at the beginning of the week who is in. Then, Mortal Kombat time. Every time you and one of the others is alone, you try to hit each other. No hitting anywhere that will cause damage (Face, head, kidneys, neck)

Offensive Pointage:

Solid Hit (torso, arm, leg) 1 point.

Solid Kick (leg, torso, arm) 1 point.

Nipple Twist 2 points.

Ball Shot 3 points.

Power Shot (double nipple twist and ball shot in rapid succession) 4 points.

Fatality (anything that puts them on the floor for more than 5 seconds) adds 2 points to whatever move that caused it.

Defensive Pointage:

Block 1 point.

Reversal 2 points.

Ballshot defense (if you block a ballshot while your hands are in your pockets) 3 points.

Every time you make an offensive maneuver, you have to say "Mortal Kombat!" in a fake asian accent. If the guy you hit says it first, you lose three points and you get three points.

Whoever has the most points at the end of the week wins.

[Guest bananahammock]

Sounds fun, I'll try it at school  8)

[gisewindblade 0]

*kicks guy in head and he dies*

*later that day*

"It was not me officer I swear!"

[Guest Ashyja]

A game for the secretly masochistic, eh?

[Guest Magic]

or a game that will get you fired at work, but yea it saids fun

[Muffin 0]

you should add 'whack round head with shovel - 10 points' to make it even more fun

[gisewindblade 0]

you should add 'whack round head with shovel - 10 points' to make it even more fun

*whacks guy in head guy dies AGAIN*

*later that day*

"Why did to kill him Johny!"

[roflkittens 0]

kinda do similiar things, just without points and such