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"The problem with internet quotes is that you cant always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln

I know what you did there....

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"You were born an original, don't die a copy" John Mason

Something that has help guide me through many years now.

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"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."


 


Douglas Adams


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We are the middle children of history.

Born too late to explore Earth,

Born too early to explore space.

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"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." - Margaret Mead


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"Reality has a well known liberal bias" - Stephen Colbert


 


"it depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is"  - Bill Clinton


 


"that soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way" - Metallica, No leaf Clover


 


"I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on." - Jon Stewart


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Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy


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I like big butts, and I cannot tell lie.


-George Washington.


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There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. - Mark Twain


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"30% of all quotes found on the internet are made up" - Mark Twain

 

"If I'd asked my customers what they wanted they'd have said faster horses" - Henry Ford

 

"Stupidity cannot be cured with money money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity." - Lazarus Long
 

Interestingly the first quote is demonstrably inaccurate since 100% of those quotes are in fact fictional.

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"Did i kill anyone?" - Charles Manson


 


"Too weird to live, too rare to die" - Hunter S. Thompson


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Winston Churchill's famous speech. 


 


... we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.


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democracy is the worst form of government, except for the others that we've tried. Winston Churchill.


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Just Remember one of my favorite quotes, this is only part of the whole thing, but the best part Imo.

There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,

There is a rapture on the lonely shore,

There is society, where none intrudes,

By the deep sea, and music in its roar:

I love not man the less, but Nature more,

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"I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing." - Socrates


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"Quoting: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." - Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce


 


"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George W. Bush


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"I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing." - Socrates

 

I prefer his other quote:

 

"I drank what?" - Socrates

 

Or if you prefer, quotes I like from others..

 

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." -Lana Turner

 

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White

 

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Can't believe I almost forgot:

 

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." - Mark Twain

 

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." - Albert Einstein

 

 

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"I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Shwarzenegger 


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"Objects in motion slow down because they get tired." - Aristotle 


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Now for all you Civ IV people out there, some quotes!

 

Gunpowder

"You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
- Al Capone

 

Rifling

"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."
- Mao Zedong

 

Assembly Line

"People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black."
- Henry Ford

 

Communism

"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist."
- Dom Helder Camara

 

Fascism

"The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."
- Adolf Hitler

 

Laser

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."
- Douglas Adams

 

Robotics

"The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do."
- B.F. Skinner

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You forgot the best one


 


Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.


 


Sputnik.


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"A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."


 


Best taken with a dash of salt, but good advice for procrastinators like me.


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"we're a generation of idiots, smart phones, and dumb people."

"Within me burns a fire, a fire that seeks to consume"

Gah, had a third one from a book... And I forgot :(

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVLqkExH5ww

 

Also

"Fun fact: nothing typed by someones thumbs has ever been important." - Boondocks

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Me ole pappy often delivered profound, and life altering advice. The latest being: if you ain't got no money, then ya ain't getting no honey.

Also, that I should never trust lemonade from someone of less of a high upbringing.

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