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Fun Finding Ferrets
Muse posted a topic in Suggestions & IdeasDo you have a hoarding problem? Too much stuff on deed? How to cope with the mounting chaos of clutter? You need a Pet Ferret. This tame animal will come to call, can be trained to seek out your FSBs, BSBs and crate racks to find any item you need, and will chatter and try to stand bolt upright like a meercat when it finds it. Also suggested alternative skin: Hoard Hunting Hamster Inspiration from: Retro, Quasiwud and ferrets originally suggested by Gawain below:
The Crazy Crop Circles Thread!
Muse posted a topic in The Artisans BenchWelcome to the Crazy Crop Circles thread. A bizarre phenomenon has been noticed by the farmers of Wurm - strange patterns appearing after the first harvest. The following are true pictures of genuine crop patterns left after the farmers have harvested the first of the ripe crop, before the rest of the crop ripens. Is this happening to you? Feel free to post your pictures of strange crop patterns in your fields! - real or fake!
Shrimpiie has lost his nut - help wanted!
Muse posted a topic in Wood ScrapsHelp urgently needed to track down a runaway rare coconut. As you know, our beloved staff member Shrimpiie collects rare food. We do not judge. Anyone who has admired his marvellous collection could not help but notice the single (just the one, mind) rare coconut. - surely the most valuable piece in the collection. Unfortunately we have reason to believe that Shrimpiie's rare coconut has recently escaped. Yes. Please don't panic. We understand it is 'at large' somewhere in the World, but where it is exactly, we are not sure. By the time you read this post it could be ANYWHERE in the World, and it will not stick around for long, (it is a genuine 'shy' coconut) so if any of you Wurmians happen to SEE Shrimpiie's rare coconut ANYWHERE on your travels, PLEASE, PLEASE take a photo and post it in this thread. (Even if you can't quite capture an image of the coconut, please post a picture of the location anyway, so we can start to plot its path.) We must track down this missing nut. There have been no recorded sightings at the time of posting. Thank you so much in anticipation of your help and discretion in this matter, we want this resolved as humanely as possible. The Wurmian Rare Food Agency has issued the photo below, unfortunately they don't know the name of the missing nut, so if you think you know the coconut's name or whereabouts, please PLEASE post it in this thread: