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  1. Ok so here's how it works. I will start a story, and each person who posts below needs to continue it by typing up another sentence below following these rules: 1) It must be a single sentence, no more. 2) It must be Wurm related. 3) I has to be of good taste (No insulting fellow players or staff, cursing, or violate any rules). 4) You can only post again after another person posts below you (no double posts!) 5) Keep it on topic, please! I'll start with the next post.
  2. So I was talking to a friend today about completely unimportant things. Then suddenly it occured to me... and I had to ask. How many wood chips are there in the game? I mean, there must be lots. Imagine if you could pile together every single woodchip out there. How many bsbs could you fill up? Can anyone take a guess?
  3. A couple days ago, my friend asked me if I remembered the first place we settled in. We were there for one night, but it was where I fell in love with the game. So it made me wonder how I thought about the game back when I started, and started reading chat logs I have saved from then. What silly things did you say when you were a newbie? If you still happen to have access to those logs, do you mind sharing? I will start with an event on day 3 of my adventures in Wurm. As we walked from the portal area coming from GV, I encountered this man on a horse who I thought was an NPC. After some confusion, he set both my friend and I with some food, a lump of iron, some tools and two cows to ride... yes, cows. We laughed so much at how silly we looked riding cows, but it was epic. We settled in a water level and horribly wet area and there it was where I cut my first tree. The next day I got a boat from a kind soul and we went elsewhere (Xanadu) where I settled. I took a moment to send our fellow wurmian a chat convo: Logging started 2016-11-10 [23:32:46] <Angelklaine> hi! [23:32:46] <System> Nirav is not currently available, please try again later. [00:22:09] <Angelklaine> Hello! [00:22:20] <Angelklaine> You on? [00:43:23] <Nirav> hello [01:24:11] <Angelklaine> hey [01:24:14] <Angelklaine> sorry to bother you [01:24:36] <Nirav> s cool what's up? i keel gettinmg busy [01:24:54] <Nirav> forget to look at this [01:25:22] <Angelklaine> We got a boat from someone else and moved to another place. Found a great place to settle. We left two cows, a pig and a chicken in a pen where you showed us [01:25:51] <Angelklaine> Didnt feel right killing your cow since it was a fast cow [01:25:59] <Angelklaine> and there is another young one [01:26:22] <Nirav> ok, thank yuo - will go them later. [01:28:58] <Angelklaine> no, thanks for everything you did for us. You have no idea how much it helped [01:29:01] <Angelklaine> especially the iron [01:29:07] <Nirav> awesome [01:30:02] <Angelklaine> I went premium so I will be around! [01:30:08] <Nirav> yay! Do you have any funny stories of your time in Wurm? Share them!
  4. Okay, so it's been a few weeks/months since we had a thread for quotes so... Let's try a new one... any funny words to share on specific, non-political and/or non-religion topics, professional groups of people, etc... just keep it clean and keep in mind that while taking a "shot across the bow" at politics itself is okay, don't start debates please. --- Engineering/Engineers: "It ultimately falls to every engineer to design a simpler system faster than the universe can design a better idiot, so far, the universe is winning" - Engineers Creed [unofficial] "The concept of engineering is two fold, not to fold" - Uncredited Programming/Programmers: "There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't" - Uncredited adage Politicians (Keep it friendly please) Generalized: "Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself" - Mark Twain "Tact is the ability to tell someone to 'Go to Hell' in such a way that they look forward to the trip." - Winston Churchill Specific: -Al Gore (Former U.S. Vice-President) talking with Jay Leno Jay Leno: "How do you feel being treated like a movie star?" Gore: "Well, it's not all all easy. For example, I'm in this huge feud with Lindsay Lohan now." Leno: "Really? Can you give us a little more?" Gore: "No, she knows what she did." - Dan Quayle Too many to select just one...
  5. Hallo zusammen, eine feine Truppe aus ca. 14 Leuten die bis ins 50+ Alter geht sucht noch weitere Mitspieler zur gemeinsamen Langzeitspaß! Wir wollen also gerne noch 2017 weiter auf dem Server spielen. Servergestaltung ist recht salopp gehalten. Hauptsinsel ist PVE, später kommt eine weitere Inselkette als PVP extra hinzu. Serversetting, PW und weitere Informationen könnt ihr gerne im TS erfragen: Zum Wohl, Euer Hinkel
  6. Hi all, As there seems to be a lot of confusion for the "masses" about bitcoin, the team at Ask A Ninja have released an explanation video for you to share with those who may have questions! > Go forth and share the knowledge, and know you do the great Coin's will!
  7. Since Wurm is down... [media] Sing along:
  8. Yeah, these are a bit old.. but still funny.. as long as you're not the one being pranked lol Office Interview: Elevator.. to hell... And one of the newer ones.. (Actual "potty" humor lol)