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Okay, so it's been a few weeks/months since we had a thread for quotes so... Let's try a new one... any funny words to share on specific, non-political and/or non-religion topics, professional groups of people, etc... just keep it clean and keep in mind that while taking a "shot across the bow" at politics itself is okay, don't start debates please. --- Engineering/Engineers: "It ultimately falls to every engineer to design a simpler system faster than the universe can design a better idiot, so far, the universe is winning" - Engineers Creed [unofficial] "The concept of engineering is two fold, not to fold" - Uncredited Programming/Programmers: "There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't" - Uncredited adage Politicians (Keep it friendly please) Generalized: "Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself" - Mark Twain "Tact is the ability to tell someone to 'Go to Hell' in such a way that they look forward to the trip." - Winston Churchill Specific: -Al Gore (Former U.S. Vice-President) talking with Jay Leno Jay Leno: "How do you feel being treated like a movie star?" Gore: "Well, it's not all all easy. For example, I'm in this huge feud with Lindsay Lohan now." Leno: "Really? Can you give us a little more?" Gore: "No, she knows what she did." - Dan Quayle Too many to select just one... http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/quotethis/a/quaylequotes.htm