I have thought about it for a while and think it's time to pass my code for cooking 100% guaranteed affinity meals onto someone else.
It's not going to be cheap, but I will supply all my easy to use HTML/JavaScript files, my quirky advertising files, list of hundreds of already tested players and support for you setting up.
Will also send any requests for food to you.
I will promise to only use it for myself and friends and not ever share or sell it again(asking me to delete my local version will bump the price up).