KageTenshi

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unfortunately, the rest of the party is in the STOMACH of the beholder.

Never summon anything that’s bigger than your head.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try rerolling again, and hope the GM didn’t notice…

Don’t sweat the small stuff. Gnomes, for example.

A rod of silence means never having to say you’re sorry.