Enki
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Dear Wurmians of Wurm,
I have taken the action of banning a player due to a repeated, ongoing history of harassment of Wurm staff.
Platyna has been removed from in-game as well as the forums pending a full review of her behavior towards staff and other players.
We do not take these bans lightly, and spend a considerable amount of time attempting to provide feedback and warnings regarding repeated harassment and accusations at staff and developers.
I made several attempts to provide feedback both for and against this person's arguments. Eventually, as Platyna's actions became increasingly worse I provided Platyna with several recommendations about their behavior and the way she was treating others.
It has become obviously clear over the last few months that Platyna either cannot or will not listen, I made the decision to remove this player from the game in order to maintain a healthy community.
I will always endeavor to provide fair, balanced moderation, and our moderation leads are always willing to respond to escalated cases. There is no excuse for failure to abide by the game rules and instructions from moderation staff. Even if our system of moderation is not pristine and perfect, we have always provided avenues of approach to help with any complaints and issues raised. 99.9% of the time we come to a beneficial understanding.... then there is Platyna.... Platyna always maintained a moderate, calm, and civil discourse with me as Head Game Master, but she did not extend that courtesy to anyone else it would seem. I will not stand idly by and let anyone tear down others! Not the Wurm team, and not our members here at Wurm Online! No one should face the kind of harassment that was being thrown around by Platyna on an ever increasing basis!
As I said, this ban is still pending review, but as Platyna is already at work spreading misinformation I decided to make a public post stating the situation.
Anytime there were questions regarding our decision there were avenues to discuss them with us.
The avenues of escalation are as follows:
Forum: Pandalet
In-game: Astarte
Discord: CapiPlease reach out to them if you ever have any issues with moderation, and we will work with you.
Regards,
Enki (Head Game Master) -
I am now in the same boat as of a few minutes ago.
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Today, the final day of one of the single most infuriatingly horrible years the world at large has known in a long time, I attempted the final Random Enkounter of the year.
Xanadu was the chosen server, and when I landed I was on a highway with a guy on horseback just trotting by. I shouted out my customary greeting "Greetings!" and .... nothing.... he just mosied on by and left the area 😥
Always be on the lookout in the coming year for more great games like Battle Checkers! and more fantastical prizes as I randomly surprise people.
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Time for another long awaited Enkounter as it is already the 53rd of November.
This time Chaos was the server and Michaelfurst and Williamwierd were the lucky ones who had to enkounter 3 random challenges.
[14:26:19] <Enki> GREETINGS!
[14:26:35] <Michaelfurst> hi
[14:26:54] <Williamwierd> hi enki
[14:27:03] <Enki> Hello
[14:27:11] <Enki> Do you have any idea why I am here?
[14:27:14] <Michaelfurst> 2 give merares
[14:27:31] <Enki> well... maybe... just maybe
[14:27:46] <Enki> Do you know what a Random Enkounter is?
[14:28:07] <Michaelfurst> how i meet my last wife
[14:28:18] <Enki> Oh this is so going on the forums!
[14:28:35] <Michaelfurst> =D
[14:28:51] <Enki> It is a game I like to play on unsuspecting people
[14:29:18] <Enki> On a random day of each month a random time and place is chosen on a random server
[14:29:50] <Enki> Anyone unfortunate... LUCKY enough to catch me in local will face a random number of random challenges
[14:30:16] <Enki> The more random challenges you successfully complete, the more random junk...I mean prizes you may win
[14:30:42] <Enki> So, wanna play Random Enkounters?
[14:30:43] <Michaelfurst> Last time i got randomed for probation i went to jail
[14:30:55] <Michaelfurst> sure
[14:31:51] <Michaelfurst> yes
[14:32:19] <Enki> Alright, let me start up the random challenge generator and lets see how many challenges you msut face
[14:33:28] <Enki> You must face 3 challenges!
[14:35:31] <Enki> Challenge #!
[14:35:34] <Enki> 1
[14:35:45] <Enki> Bring me a wooden mallet within 2 minutes!
[14:37:47] <Enki> TIMES UP!
[14:38:00] <Enki> OOH so close!
[14:38:19] <Enki> 2 seconds off
[14:40:42] <Enki> Challenge #2
[14:40:46] <Michaelfurst> cuck
[14:41:32] <Enki> Umm nope, that challenge is already failed.. no way can you find a flower here
[14:41:43] <Enki> lets see
[14:41:50] <Enki> Next challenge
[14:42:36] <Enki> Name this item
[14:42:42] <Enki> Clue #1
[14:42:49] <Enki> Greasy
[14:43:25] <Enki> anyone?Challenge #1 Bring me a wooden mallet within 2 minutes!
It was super close, as they managed to make one in time but did not get it to me until 2 seconds too late! Great effort though.
Challenge #2
Name this item within 3 clues. Clue #1 Greasy...... Clue #2 Sticky..... Clue #3 with 1 minute to get it right! Black....
Unfortunately there was some....interference.... during the last clue.... Not that he didn't have it coming mind you.
[14:42:36] <Enki> Name this item
[14:42:42] <Enki> Clue #1
[14:42:49] <Enki> Greasy
[14:43:25] <Enki> anyone?
[14:44:06] <Williamwierd> not nice to attack my poney
[14:44:35] <Enki> Alright, you get 2 more clues to try and succeed
[14:44:46] <Enki> Clue #2 Sticky
[14:44:57] <Enki> name the item
[14:45:43] <Williamwierd> honey?
[14:45:45] <Enki> any guesses?
[14:45:55] <Enki> incorrect, try again
[14:46:43] <Enki> Okay, last clue. This should be a dead giveaway
[14:46:54] <Enki> You have no more than 1 minute to answer correctly
[14:47:00] <Enki> Clue #3
[14:47:02] <Enki> Black
[14:47:43] <Enki> Black, Greasy, Sticky
[14:47:50] <Enki> time is almost up
[14:48:03] <Enki> TIME
[14:48:37] <Enki> Really??? Your just toying with me aren't you!
[14:48:48] <Williamwierd> tar?
[14:48:50] <Enki> How could you not think of Tar[14:49:52] <Enki> Very well, you should know by now what comes next
[14:50:36] <Enki> Did you jsut kill one of my contestants!!!
[14:50:49] <Williamwierd> he touch my poney
Challenge #3 I seem to have lost a contestant so it was now up to Williamwierd to defeat the Cylon invasion before they get a foothold on Chaos.
Wave 1 - 12 Cylon Centurions
Oh I wish you could see this...... It was going so badly for Williamwierd that I decided to give him a tip.
[14:59:54] <Enki> TIP: You can use any tactic or forfeit and flee
Oh what a tragedy.... I told the rest of the cylons just to start invading as there was no hope here.
I could not stop laughing... Sorry about that Williamwierd, but as it is the holiday season I did at least save the horse from them/
Wait..what's this.... some life left in Williamwierd.... He worked on pumping enough blood back into his veins that he could stay in the saddle a little longer. Yet not a single Centurion had fallen.
!!!!! 4 Centurions dead.... what is happening! All of a sudden we have a fight!
8 dead!
12 dead!
What a turnaround for Williamwierd! But wait, a Cython has appeared.... and I did not invite it!
Williamwierd wins! For his effort 4 supreme large pizzas, a rare statue of a girl, and a rare cloth barding.
Oh if only you could have witnessed this in person!!!!
Until the next Enkounter sometime in late December!
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It's that time again!
Seems like it has been ages since I antago.. I mean surprised some one with some unexpected fun.
Lets see where the Randomizer wants to send me today on the eighty-first of October.
(spins the wheel)
Ooh, nice... Celebration it is.
And it looks like Demonix, Madnath, and Silakka are the targets for this month.
They must face 3 random challenges!
Challenge #1 A Riddle.
A head I have, but no body. I provide a glowing perspective. What am I?
Madnath came up with Lamp and is correct!
Challenge #2
Waht Starfall are we in?
Madnath looked at his wrist sundial and replied with Bear's.
Which is correct!
Challenge #3
<Madnath> The last time you came here, you dunked a valrei mob on us that we nuked incredibly fast. If you're dropping mobs again.... let's make it a tough one?
<Demonix> jeez madnath, just ask him to smite you why dont you
<Demonix> DONT YOU GO IN YOUR HOUSE AFTER SAYING THAT! GET BACK HERE!
Today's creature them is based on Spielberg's best and most famous works.
Round 1 - Wakko! 20 Champion Wakko's entered the field ready to eat everything not nailed down.
Madnath was already at half health by the time I finished writing the above sentence.
Wakko must have been in need of some more doughnuts because he lacked the energy to finish Madnath off, but I do believe Demonix ended up having to spend a few moments watching their life flash before their eyes.
Roud 2 - Yakko! 30 Sly Yakko's entered the fray and ..
<Silakka> oh man
<Madnath> oh lord
<Enki> Let Yacko have a whack
<Madnath> this is gonna be rough
<Madnath> I wish I kept up shield training now
<Silakka> do you regret asking for harder mobs now
<Madnath> yesDemonix is the only one close to living while Silakka and Madnath are getting acquainted with death. (It does amuse me watching their health draw down steadily. Gives the scene a nice bit of xmas colors)
Dang it! They all survived!
Round 3 - Rita and Runt.
Well that wasn't very sporting. Runt was of no help to Rita at all.
Final Round. Dot was off today so she asked me to find a suitable stand in.
The Brain and Pinky were eager to give it a whirl but Pinky only agreed if Pharfignewton could join in.
Who was I to argue.
<Madnath> oh god NOT NOGUMPS AAAAAAAAA
<Silakka> if one of them steals your armor you're gonna instadie lol
<Madnath> im about to drop already
<Madnath> omfg it took my seryll ring and damaged it
<Silakka> rekt
The group invited their own private militia (i.e. 1 worg) but with the Brain's leadership the three and their worg were doomed! (so I had hoped) In fact I was very surprised by Pharfignewton's stellar performance!
In the middle of the melee I had to leave, much to my dismay, and upon my return I found all three still alive, much to my dismay, and Brain's forces demolished. As Brain and Pinky dusted themselves off and left, I overheard them mention something about planning something for tomorrow night, so I took them off the roster for the next event.
Well, it was a valiant effort, Demonix, Madnath, and Silakka won the whole kit and kaboodle.
They won a golden statuette of Fo, along with a Raft of Supreme river rafting complete with emergency pumpkin seeds and also a Rare cauldron filled with sea rations! Unfortunately the super rare Shovel of Resurrection was awarded at the Lunalong. With it you can raise the dead and party like its 1099!
This has been another Random Enkounter brought to you by the folks at Happy Hills General Mercantile. If you need a plow shear or bolt of cloth delivered quickly, order this month and the folks at Happy Hills General Mercantile will guarantee delivery by next spring or the shipping will not be added to your tab. That's Happy Hills General Mercantile for all your settler needs.
Keep an eye on the horizon as the next Random Enkounter will arrive sometime between November fiftieth thru the sixty-first!
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To paraphrase the great and mighty Prime "Aww Chaz..."
A lot of us have built a lot of history here, and a lot of it with Chasone.
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I never really know what to post in these matters... I know I have played with Annalise and have known her as a player for a long time, but I have to really dig deep to find my last encounter with her and that was when she assisted me in trying to identify an ancient Greek coin. I can't really give any amusing anecdotes or examples of any projects we may have been involved in, but when you hear her name spoken, you know it is someone with a lot of history with us.
Goodbye Annalise
p.s. just in case you got internet up there....I am still avoiding lamb after that last cooking fiasco!
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Apologies for the delay, but I had all the logs collected to work on this since I last posted and today I finally got to put it all together.
The person who ended up with the dragon, I am assuming is Battlewall, did not lure the dragon out of it's earlier containment. I can see by the logs that the dragon had mined its own way out of the deed in more than one place and on the 12th - 13th it freed itself via a tunnel that was mined 17 days earlier. The dragon had been free in the wild for up to 24 hours before it was collected and moved to a new containment.
The previous person/s with claim on it, simply did not maintain their penning of the creature and allowed it to escape by natural means as best as I can tell via the logs.
So, yeah, assuming Battlewall is the new claimant, I do not find fault in this exchange and this event may continue.
/Enki (Head Game Master)
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I hate to put a damper on things like this, but.....
I have ended up investigating some claims regarding this creature. I will update you more after I finish checking things out.
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Samool took my big bucket of Halloween candy away and said I could not go trick or treating this year unless I agreed to help with this little oversight. So yeah, you can make a ticket for a one time transfer of the demon helm off of Defiance.
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I'm alive?! That's news to me!
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Dye Hoard
With the fix of a recent exploit concerning dye production allowing people to make improbable quantities of an improbable dye, we have identified those who severely abused the situation and penalized them with a tax of 80% of their stockpiles. While this may not be entirely fair to the rest of our members, since the unintended dye itself is available throughout the world, we believe this action taken against these hoarders necessary to severely reduce the unintended nature of this specific situation.
Thank You,
Wurm Online Team
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Today the randomizer dropped me off on Xanadu in an active village with Clifford, Melloyello, and Strawberrieluvsu
They would need to face 4 random challenges!
Challenge #1 Find Enki within 1 minute!
Clifford won when he found me hiding among at stack of crates as a crate!
He won a supreme steel pickaxe
Challenge #2 What is the newest PvP island called?
Melloyello responded immediately with the correct answer.
Melloyello receives a rare oakenwood longbow.
Challenge #3
What special event occurred in Discord recently?
They correctly answered!
https://discordapp.com/channels/202801255024689153/203222508936101888/757442019743367307
Our server became an official partner with Discord.
Challenge #4 They chose the animal theme. tsk...they should have chosen Stargate...
Survive 6 waves of natures most visciously inhumane creatures!
Wave 1. The Common House Cat x30
They now have enough house cat fur to make several winter coats!
Wave 2. - The Rabid Koalas x50
Great challenge! The Rabid Koala's are really working these guys over!
20 minutes into the wave and its really exciting with lots of death!
~40 minutes
Rabid Koala's +5(including guards)
Clifford dead -2
2 new contestants joined in on Wave 3! Arize and Kgorski
Wave 3. Marsh Toads x60
poor deed guard
The participants all seem to be doing well.... perhaps too well
Wave 4. Gerbils x70
Okay... will return the remaining gerbils to the pet store.... totally useless in battle!
Ooh Correction!
Gerbils +2(including guards)
Strawberriesluvsu -1
Wave 5. Caterpillar x30
I'm disappointed..... I always had a tough time fighting these things and they are making mince meat out of these creatures! Well this ain't much fun!
Wave 6. The Pet Shop staff and guards!
I can't believe how easy they killed off the pet shop team. Then I realized the guard worms were not attacking! Lazy things!
Oh well, They won a nice assortment of random stuff including sand, dirt, a stool, food, and an assortment of randomness to split up! But because they did die during the final challenge, the Glimmersteel Mirror Portal to their own private fully stocked castle with working Eyes of Sauron guard towers is off the table. Too bad too, I hear the spas there are the best!
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this is a bump lol i want the world know im going to have a great lunalong for 2020
Hehehehe.... so will I....so will I...
Enki goes to polish his axe
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This is going to be good! Unfortunately I do not qualify!
If anyone cares to remember, I already did a lore based fanfic too. and you should always be wary of any others that might popup......👹🤫😱
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This time I landed on Affliction with Widow in local.
After giving an introduction to Random Enkounters....for the umphteenth time.... Widow would have to face 4 random challenges.
Challenge #1 Within 1 minute, name the newest PVP island?
Widow answered correctly by naming all the new servers! Oh well.....
Challenge #2 What new creature was encountered on Cadence?
Trick question... yet Widow sort of got it right with "oh... no idea.."
Challenge #3 What does a red beam of light indicate?
Widow nailed that one instantly. Rift locations!
Challenge #4
Face off with the Princessesss's Armies!
5 waves of the most devious armies your beloved childhood characters could throw.
Wave 1 - Snowy White's Singing Cave Bugs x15
sigh.... Snowy White's army fell in minutes... green blood covered the ground everywhere....
Wave 2 - Cindabella's Glasshoppers x25
ooooooohhhh... Widow almost died in the first few moments of battle but just managed to make it into the water to recover. This angry looking horde had teeth and claws as sharp as broken glass. Widow took the time to strategize a way to thin them out a little to keep them from gnawing on her ankles. With time and dedication, Widow managed to crush them into broken bone and bloody guts.
Wave 3 - Aurobora's Bone Breakers x30
The diminutive Bone Breakers with their long tails and gnarly noses stormed the beach from the woods and were too short to reach the now equestrian mounted Widow. The Bone Breakers wore the edge of Widow's axe, but in the end they all succumbed under the feet of Widow's horse. Aurobora should seriously rethink her allegiances!
Wave 4 - Tiadorna's Frogmen x40
The Frogmen rose from the ground like some nightmarish ghouls and their green complexion made it clear to all that they were cold blooded people eating machines. Widow rode around the battlefield to buy time to come up with an attack plan and at the same time a wild hyena came to her aid.
Widow was in trouble and sought the assistance of any passing guards but thye were asleep at their posts. Widow had to ride through and knock them awake to get any assistance with the invading army. Not long after the guards got involved a giant field mouse, a snake, a crocodile, a seal, and a pig entered the fray... though truth be told, I was not sure whose side thye were on!
The battle raged on till morning and Widow was not fairing too well or too bad. Just holding her own against the invaders.
As this battle was going to take a while, I found a nearby shade tree and took a nap.
When I awoke, I found the corpses of the mouse, the snake, the croc, the seal, and the guards.... but where was Widow and the Frogmen? A few moments later Widow rode up to me and said "i think i cleared them... used some help tho but you said any tactic lol" I checked all around and could find no sign of the horde of Frogmen, and I was curious as to what tactics were eventually used while I napped.
Wave 5 - Ariemmas Saberclawed Crustations x50
Hmmm... It is clear these soldiers need more training... they clearly don't have a clue how to invade! This was just embarrassing! Ariemma will have to go back to Princess training school and learn how to train her armies to be blood thirsty killing machines!
Oh the horror! Anyone hungry for crab? All you can eat smorgasbord on Affliction just south west of Blackbone.
Well it is clear that Widow has won this Enkounter. For her winnings, 6 rat on a stick (cook to 165 degrees or with dragon fire!) A fancy cedarwood rare larder!, 10 chef's special omelets, a dozen muffins, a rather large lump of lead, a set of rare plate vambraces, a supreme sacrificial knife from the home of the Spider King, legend has it that this knife was once used to sacrifice The last remaining door to door shoe salesman from Newtown!, and finally.... a bag of nails.
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I have updated the WSA to be clear'er'
Hope it helps.
Platyna... can't say I understand. Any important rules and updates will always be in the GM Hall.Oh, you mean discussion on them... ehh.... will let the team think on it. -
2 hours ago, Sindusk said:So, if I'm reading this correctly:
- The standard shield training method of targeting a creature, having it attack you, then targeting a far away creature that you cannot hit, is no longer acceptable?
- Using a low QL weapon where you do not deal damage to a barded horse or tough creature is no longer acceptable?
- Overwriting the combat action with a non-hostile one to prevent yourself from attacking the creature for the duration of the action is no longer acceptable?
From what it sounds like, in any scenario where you do not deal damage to the creature OR the creature does not deal damage to you, it is considered a bannable exploit?
the first and second sound fine, the third... is likely fine but do nto take htis as final say on that one yet. I will work on clarification (with or without my typographically incorrect words)
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Fight/Shield Skill Gaining Without Resistance
It is possible to devise scenarios with unintended methods to enter combat with creatures, with the intention to gain skills, that prevent the creature from being able to do normal harm to you and your equipment, or prevent yourself from doing normal intended harm to the creature. Such scenarios are clearly not intended and can lead to the permanent ban of your avatars when caught using such a method.
The targeting of a distant creature while in combat with another creature does not fall into the unintended category as this not much different than selecting your chosen target when begin attacked by multiple creatures..
Your choice of equipment does not fall into the unintended category, unless of course it creates an unexpected never before seen result.
Overriding your combat actions against a creature with non hostile actions (ex. taming) is not considered unintended
The type of things that do fall into unintended, would be like using a building, or fence, or mine, or the like to give you or the creature an invulnerable like state while gaining skills.
Several people have been caught and penalized for this activity in the past and recently several others were penalized after the activity was detected. If you ever encounter a scenario like this or ANY scenario of unattended skill gain with or without the use of a macro, you should report it so it can be promptly looked into and officially replicated for testing and correction.
Thank You,
Wurm Online Team
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The Developers are looking into the matter, but this will be resolved soon. I cannot give an estimated time, but it should not take long depending on what the issue is.
So far this only affects purchases made with PayPal via the regular shop. All other methods are working as normal.
All purchases made should show up fairly quickly once the Developers finish looking into the matter.
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We have recieved a number of tickets on this issue, and we are aware that something is going on. The Devs are looking into it, but for everyone affected, if you do not receive your purchase within the day, please email payment@wurmonline.com with the paypal transaction number, the avatar name it was purchased on, and the item purchased. We will get you taken care of!
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Alerting the Devs
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I know we have come a long long way Rolf, but... I don't know it just feels so sacrilegious to flip the switch on your avatar!
*flips switch*
I never said I wasn't cruel and evil....
It's good that you are still hanging around though. You are after all a deity here!
Cheers Rolf!
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Today I managed to ensnare Skyefox in my
devi... I mean ingenious game when the randomizer landed me on Independence!The following harrowing game unfolded
Spoiler[12:51:42] <Enki> Greetings!
[12:52:12] <Skyefox> Hi Enki
[12:52:36] <Enki> Do you know what time it is!!!?
[12:52:38] <Skyefox> what brings you to this part of Indy?
[12:54:48] <Enki> No response huh.... so either you are baffled.... or you know the answer and are hoping I just go away!
[12:55:21] <Skyefox> not talking to me I hope
[12:55:43] <Enki> you bet I am
[12:56:04] <Skyefox> or my alt Aleksa
[12:56:08] <Enki> Cna you guess why I have arrived?
[12:56:17] <Skyefox> not really
[12:56:32] Enki cries a little inside
[12:56:45] <Enki> It's time for.... wait for it....
[12:56:51] <Enki> another!!!!
[12:56:55] <Enki> Random!!!
[12:56:58] <Enki> Enkounter!!!!
[12:57:13] <Skyefox> ahhh, I
[12:57:23] <Enki> So congratulations! The randomizer landed me in your local
[12:57:24] <Skyefox> I've heard about them
[12:57:40] <Enki> Are you ready to di... I mean play?
[12:58:14] <Skyefox> I guess
[12:58:36] <Enki> Thats.... the spirit... kinda...
[12:58:59] <Enki> So lets see how many random challenges you must face today!
[12:59:04] <Skyefox> grrr I hade the 3rd person view, especially when it happens by mistake
[13:00:46] <Enki> Today you face 3 random challenges
[13:01:19] <Skyefox> okay
[13:01:55] <Enki> Challenge #1
[13:02:42] <Enki> In the last few days a monumentous event occurred in Wurm Online. Can you name that event?
[13:03:08] <Skyefox> you went live on Steam and introduced 2 new servers
[13:03:26] <Skyefox> well worlda mabye a better term
[13:03:46] <Enki> ehh, that happened too, I will have to accept that answer
[13:03:55] <Enki> so Correct!
[13:04:28] <Enki> you just won a rare brass oil lamp and 30 woad!
[13:04:41] <Skyefox> thank you very much
[13:04:44] <Enki> Challenge #2
[13:05:29] <Enki> Can you name all 4 new islands?
[13:05:47] <Skyefox> not without cheating
[13:05:58] <Enki> You have 1 minute! cheating or not
[13:06:09] <Skyefox> I know Harmony and is one Melody, no idea on the other 2
[13:06:16] Enki plays some game show music
[13:07:00] <Enki> Times up!
[13:07:08] <Aleksa> I know
[13:08:26] <Skyefox> so, next challenge?
[13:09:56] <Enki> I'm sorry but the Chimeric Trollnarrus (half troll half horse) Summoning Staff personal protection beast summoner must be thrown into the void
[13:10:33] <Enki> Too bad too, them creatures can take our a rift Ogre!
[13:10:36] <Skyefox> poor beast
[13:10:58] <Enki> Challenge #3
[13:11:34] <Enki> The Wrath of the Addams clan!
[13:11:48] <Skyefox> excuse me?
[13:12:21] <Enki> You must survive!
[13:12:46] <Enki> There will be 7 waves of Addamms'
[13:13:08] <Skyefox> can I log off my alt?
[13:13:39] <Enki> They are upset that you mined into their graveyard and disturbed some of their sleeping relatives
[13:13:54] <Enki> You may face this any way you want
[13:14:12] <Skyefox> Hmm, wasn't intentional and I didn't see any signs . . .
[13:15:06] <Enki> Wave 1 - Uncle Fester!
[13:16:41] <Enki> hmm I expected them to be a bit more... enthused...
[13:19:25] Enki note to self... request increase in zombie bloodlust!
[13:27:32] Enki hmm... maybe they need ot be equipped with a light bulb
[13:28:40] Enki I cannot help but notice they have absolutely no self preservation mechanism as they are undead!
[13:29:46] <Skyefox> looks that way
[13:34:12] <Enki> Next up is Cousin Itt and Lurch!
[13:35:39] <Enki> there we go.... Now this is exciting!
[13:35:55] <Enki> go Lurch go!
[13:36:03] <Enki> I mena... run Skyefox run!
[13:36:47] Enki wants to not remind Skyfoxe all and any methods of help or strategy may be used
[13:37:13] <Enki> Watch that health bar go!
[13:40:51] <Enki> okay... watch THAT healthbar go
[13:41:11] <Enki> ah..... the beloved Lurch has fallen
[13:41:36] <Enki> but Cousin Itt still has some fight left in them
[13:42:03] <Enki> but maybe they should wear some armor....
[13:44:50] <Enki> Very well, then face the onslaught of Pugsley and Thing
[13:46:27] <Spirit templar> I'll take care of adolescent Thing!
[13:51:39] <Spirit templar> I'll take care of venerable Thing!
[13:55:01] <Enki> Smart move letting your guards have a whack at them
[13:55:11] <Spirit templar> I'll take care of aged Thing!
[13:55:19] <Skyefox> not my guards, belong to a good friend though
[13:55:44] <Enki> it appears Thing enjoys the handywork
[13:56:43] <Enki> Pugsly on the other hand seems to be out of sorts without his dynamite
[13:57:07] <Skyefox> wandering around aimlessy
[14:05:48] <Enki> It looks like Thing needs a hand and Pugsley is nowhere to be found
[14:09:38] <Enki> It looks like Pugsley is in over his head
[14:10:43] <Enki> Grandmama and her famous aligator wrestling tactics are on the field
[14:11:31] <Enki> It looks like Grandmama is holding her own!
[14:13:29] <Spirit templar> I'll take care of old champion Grandmama!
[14:14:19] <Enki> Now its down to tag team wrestling!
[14:15:14] <Enki> The templar simply doesn't have the experience that Grandmama has
[14:15:40] <Enki> Another win for Grandmama
[14:15:55] <Skyefox> experience comes with age
[14:16:18] <Spirit templar> I'll take care of old champion Grandmama!
[14:17:20] <Enki> What's this! It looks like the nephew of the brother of the cousin of the last guard has come to avenge his distant uncles death!
[14:18:15] <Enki> wow, and Grandmama wiped the floor with him
[14:21:38] <Skyefox> guards!
[14:21:38] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I have to slay you now, venerable champion grandmama!
[14:21:38] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Joining in on the venerable champion grandmama.
[14:21:38] <Freedom Isles tower guard> You better believe it, venerable champion grandmama.
[14:21:38] <Freedom Isles tower guard> You better believe it, venerable champion grandmama.
[14:21:46] Enki looks around at all these idle guards
[14:21:54] <Skyefox> guards!
[14:21:54] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Goodbye, venerable champion grandmama!
[14:21:54] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Now we are two, venerable champion grandmama.
[14:21:54] <Freedom Isles tower guard> You better believe it, venerable champion grandmama.
[14:21:54] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I see the venerable champion grandmama.
[14:22:08] <Skyefox> guards!
[14:22:08] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I will terminate venerable champion grandmama!
[14:22:08] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Now we are two, venerable champion grandmama.
[14:22:30] <Skyefox> guards!
[14:23:01] <Enki> Six on 1 and Grandmama still has the advantage
[14:23:15] <Skyefox> as do most champs
[14:23:16] <Enki> down to 5!
[14:23:52] <Enki> ooh shes starting to weaken!
[14:24:37] <Enki> and Grandmama 1 is down!
[14:24:41] <Spirit templar> I'll take care of old champion Grandmama!
[14:25:43] <Enki> and at the deed the son of the sister of the brother of the cousin of the first guard has joined the fight for vengeance
[14:25:53] <Skyefox> lol
[14:26:11] <Enki> He is clearly outmatched
[14:26:23] <Skyefox> but every little bit helps
[14:27:27] <Enki> and Skyefox is leading Grandma to the wrestling ring to take on the seasoned veterans
[14:27:38] <Skyefox> guards!
[14:27:38] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I have to hurt you now, old champion grandmama!
[14:27:38] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Joining in on the old champion grandmama.
[14:27:38] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I also found the old champion grandmama.
[14:27:38] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Now we are two, old champion grandmama.
[14:27:52] <Skyefox> guards!
[14:27:52] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Run quickly now, old champion grandmama!
[14:27:52] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I see the old champion grandmama.
[14:27:52] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I see the old champion grandmama.
[14:27:52] <Freedom Isles tower guard> You better believe it, old champion grandmama.
[14:28:49] <Enki> Its 5 on 1 as the other guard is out with a case of fatal toe sprain
[14:28:57] <Skyefox> guards!
[14:28:57] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I have to hurt you now, old champion grandmama!
[14:28:57] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Beware of me as well, old champion grandmama.
[14:29:16] <Enki> oh what's this! He's going to try anyway!
[14:29:27] <Enki> and Grandmama is going down!
[14:29:56] <Enki> but little does Skyefox realize that now she faces Morticia!
[14:30:07] <Skyefox> probably mot
[14:31:41] <Enki> Morticia considers all the options and ...
[14:31:52] <Enki> and....
[14:32:03] <Enki> ...lures Skyefox into a trap
[14:32:30] <Enki> or at least it sounds better than Morticia just stands there ignoring Skyefox
[14:32:54] <Skyefox> yeah, she seemed a little hesitant
[14:34:10] <Enki> Morticia seems pleased even as she gets cuts to shreds
[14:34:44] <Enki> Gomez has entered the fray!
[14:35:17] <Enki> and is fairing far worse than Morticia.... so much for his swordplay
[14:35:35] <Enki> and finally.... We come to the mastermind
[14:35:41] <Skyefox> okay
[14:35:45] <Enki> The true genius behind the Addamm's legacy
[14:35:56] <Enki> WEDNESDAY
[14:35:58] <Skyefox> Wednesday
[14:36:15] <Skyefox> except that today if Friday
[14:36:36] <Enki> Any day is a good day to die for Wednesday
[14:36:53] <Enki> In fact she is not at all displeased about the manner in which you dismembered her brother
[14:37:05] <Skyefox> I can imagine
[14:37:17] <Skyefox> guards!
[14:37:17] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I have to hurt you now, aged champion wednesday!
[14:37:17] <Freedom Isles tower guard> You better believe it, aged champion wednesday.
[14:37:17] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I come as well, aged champion wednesday.
[14:37:17] <Freedom Isles tower guard> You better believe it, aged champion wednesday.
[14:37:34] <Skyefox> guards!
[14:37:34] <Freedom Isles tower guard> It is my duty to inform you that this is the end, aged champion wednesday!
[14:37:34] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Whoa! Here I come, aged champion wednesday.
[14:37:34] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Beware of me as well, aged champion wednesday.
[14:37:34] <Freedom Isles tower guard> Beware of me as well, aged champion wednesday.
[14:37:44] <Enki> But she cannot forgive you for your intrusions on their familial graveyard on the day they play Wake the Dead!
[14:38:30] <Skyefox> guards!
[14:38:30] <Freedom Isles tower guard> My pleasure, aged champion wednesday!
[14:38:30] <Freedom Isles tower guard> I'll help with the aged champion wednesday.
[14:38:45] <Enki> now that is a strategy!
[14:38:54] <Enki> Wednesday has summoned her own guards!
[14:39:06] <Enki> This i did not see coming!
[14:39:27] <Enki> It's a brilliant move for the Addamm's mastermind!
[14:42:29] <Enki> Wow, what a battle, but with skill, determination, and a lot of luck, Skyefox's team has killed Wednesday!
[14:42:42] <Skyefox> Yeah us, I think
[14:42:56] <Enki> A move that made Wednesday herself smiled as she fell
[14:43:18] <Enki> You have survived this Enkounter!
[14:43:28] <Enki> time to collect your winnings
[14:43:36] <Skyefox> with some help, could not have done it alone
[14:43:50] <Enki> a supreme Fo puppet!
[14:43:57] <Enki> 2 large planters!
[14:43:59] <Skyefox> Thank you
[14:44:24] <Enki> a rare brass oil lamp
[14:44:32] <Enki> a rare leather knife
[14:44:41] <Enki> 30 woad
[14:45:02] <Enki> and 3 supreme pizzas. Extra large
[14:45:34] <Enki> Thank you for playing!
[14:45:40] <Skyefox> My goodness. I thank you very much
Random Enkounter Tally (2021)
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January 31 - 23:30 - Celebration - (Winner = Fabricant, Madnath, Masterentaro)