Enki

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  1. hmmm.... *heads to the parts bin to attempt a Bicentipede or a Centuffalo (update) sorry not enough spare cow legs available.
  2. Today I landed on Independence and found Aelcwine tending to his inventory. I tasked him with 4 random challenges! #1 Get 15 sprouts of any type within 3 minutes. It was close, but he successfully completed the challenge with only a couple of seconds to spare. #2 Did he have a butchering knife on him? Why yes, yes he did. #3 What color is the 'home of the demons'? Aelcwine did not get this one right with his guess and so we wave goodbye to the fantastic Backpack of Hoarding which had the ability to hold up to 2000 Kilograms and still be light as a feather. This was a very special prototype item intended for use when treasure hunting in order to prevent the loss of ancient valuables due to the negligence of a certain 'tomb raider' known to cause calamity and collapses at these historic places. #4 Evict the house guests that have over stayed their welcome. This was a major challenge for Aelcwine as the guests brought their pets and were not leaving without 'mementos' of their stay. He fought hard as they absconded with his oven, ice box, and, and his new invention he called "The Couch" The nearby tower guards came to his aid "<Freedom Isles tower guard> Flee, house guest!" "<Freedom Isles tower guard> Goodbye, house guest!" Several of the undesirable house guests started small fires to try and keep the guards busy while they looted Aelcwine's place. Sadly, by the time they had finally managed to evict the unwelcome house guests from his property, his invention that he said 'would revolutionize the world as we knew it' was in shambles. The house guests pets had torn it asunder and all I could see was some shafts, planks, and cotton strewn all over the place. Aelcwine said it would likely not be possible to re-invent "The Couch" again as his notes were destroyed in one of the fires started by the unwanted guests. So he was going to turn his attention toward inventing the "Remote Control" whatever that is. Aelcwine received a crate rack, some banners, some sand, and some hunting arrow heads, and a long sword, along with some lamb sandwiches and cheesecake. He now has everything he needs to create house guest traps to prevent any future infestations at his place. I almost felt bad about the sand as there was a large mound of it behind me in his yard, but that's randomness!
  3. Today's Random Enkounter was held on Release. Sponsored by the majestic buffalo. Remember, they go where they roam, so don't follow too close and watch where you step. Arrelosia had to face 3 random challenges. Challenge #1 Cut down a cedar tree within 1 minute. With 12 seconds to spare she succeeded! Challenge #2 Where do the gods live in Wurm? Not even a challenge to Arrelosia! Challenge #3 Arrelosia had to stop the cats from upgrading to a new Cheetah model or we might all become cat food! First wave was the mountain lions, second she faced the wild cats and then the Lynx, Panthers, and the dreaded Catfish Landshark! If she failed the next wave would have unleashed the super fast Cheetah onto the lands of Wurm and we would have to build our walls higher, and breed faster horses to survive! The feline frenzy stood no chance! If only they could concentrate and work together like dogs... Arrelosia's winnings included a pile of marble bricks, some statues, a quiver of hunting arrows, some carpets, some holiday style sushi and cake, a chair and some support beams! Everything a person needs to start their own Dwarven Fortress.
  4. Today I landed at a random location on Independence and found someone decked out in full armor with their weapon readied. It looked like he was busy defending against an oversized woodworm that was eating the walls of his house. Unfortunately by the time I arrived the worm must have had its fill because all I could find was several missing walls and one person standing there apparently frozen by terror. Too bad he never responded, He might could have won a barrel of woodworm repellent.
  5. Today I landed on Elevation and found Redmoonlife and Gildi running for their lives. Wonder if they ever caught them.... Anyway, they had to face 4 challenges. Challenge #1 pick 12 flowers in 2 minutes. Redmoonlife was unable to complete the challenge as it was against his deities wishes. Challenge #2 How many Wurm days in a Wurm week.... Gildi saved the day as Redmoonlife dropped out of the world. Challenge #3 What creature in Wurm has less than 2 eyes? Gildi nailed that one again! Challenge #4 Kill the Roach Queen before she can lay eggs and take over the world! A bit too easy.... but at least you won't have roaches the size of large carts bugging you. for now... For their winnings, a cheese and sausage omelet, some hammers, and flower planters along with some mountain lion rugs, and a toolbelt.
  6. Serenity came up in the randomizer today, but alas... no winner. The locals were too busy conversing with a rather sinister looking altar of Fo. I wonder how they would feel if they knew what they had lost out on. All I can tell you is that it was wrapped in a really neat wrapping paper with green and silver metal flake coating with an exquisitely forged, hand made seryl bow and a tag that read 'Do not open until doomsday!' I wonder what it was..... oh well, it belongs to the void now.
  7. Today I landed on Chaos in Talor's local. He had to face 4 challenges! #1 - Did he have a rope tool in inventory? Nope. Right off the bat the Gold Dragon egg had to go back into the void. Shame too, I am told that once raised, it would come to your aid anywhere at anytime of you calling on any server! Not only will it fight along side you, but it can heal, and teleport you. Oh well, it will never even get hatched now... poor dragon. #2 Get 25 sand within 4 minutes. He was able to succeed with only 35 seconds left on the clock! Unfortunately his digging angered a nearby troll and they got into a heated argument about the hole he dug. Talk about road rage.... #3 How many real world hours are in an average Wurm Online day. His answer was correct! #4 He had to defend his personal style from the fashion police! They descended on him with needles and scissors and thread so absolutely filled with disgust at his choice of helmet. They were all like "You can't wear white drake after Starfall of Fire!" "The blood on your shield does not go with your axe!" "Never wear a great helm with a 3 slot toolbelt in winter!" Talor countered with "Die you egg sucking reality show rejects!" Or at least he could have said that if he wasn't so busy matching their blood and heads with the cobblestone. He won some marble shards, some fresh stir fry and lamb, as well as a meditation rug and fishing pole!
  8. Today I fell into the local of Aaraneil on Xanadu who was busy mining gold. I challenged them to 2 random challenges. The first... How long does night last in Wurm? Great! Now there is now a forth correct answer to that question.....sigh... Second... Stop the Gold Diggers from taking over her gold mine. It seems the Gold Diggers underestimated her guards desire to get paid! They earned their keep although they are now missing a few gold fillings....funny I thought only the leprechauns liked to steal gold teeth! For her winnings, a satchel full of acorns, some gemstones, some plate leggings, and a saw. She also received some cheesecake! Oh, and a spear! No gold miner should ever enter a cave without one!
  9. No winner today as unfortunately the local ended up being at the Blackmoor Impalong. forget? me???? I did not forget! gets out his book of plausible excuses I thought you would like to sharpen your hatchet on.... no that's not it... I had suspected your horses were eating the pumpkins and.... no that's not it either... I left them as a party game to invite friends over to bash. Yeah! That's it! A party game!
  10. I have received a missive from the Wagoners United union concerning a few of the new roadways. Well, you heard the man... The Wagoners are threatening to go on strike if they do not get straight path cats-eyes. While I am all for anything that helps with this horrid equine infestation of our lands, I do hate to see such fine quality wagons get needlessly abused. So from here on, no more zig-zag or other complicated cats-eye patterns on the roads that connect between way-stones. Please make them a single straight row. If you find one of these roads to have a zig-zagging cats-eye pattern and there are too many to repair and straighten yourself, please put in a support ticket and we will come look at it.
  11. Today, Blgpapa on Independence was the contestant. He had 3 random challenges. Challenge #1 - How many days are in a Wurm week. With some deliberation he got it right on the first try. Challenge #2 - How many moons are in Wurm. Unfortunately failing this challenge cost him the Adamantine Boots of Jumping. Challenge #3 - Kill the Carrot Nose Goblins before they steal all his carrots and eat all his horses. He almost did not have the energy to make it through this challenge, but once charged with the task he did not give up, and managed to save his horses and carrots from the goblins for his own Horse Liver Stew. For his winnings a chest of small chests, a grooming brush and branding iron set, some flags, and some tasty treats to go along side his Horse Liver Stew.
  12. Today I have entered the local of Ejayh and Zarame on Deliverance. They had 3 random challenges! #1 Dig 35 dirt within 3 minutes! With 30 seconds to spare they made it. #2 Did either one of them have a rope in their inventory? Nope.... So much for being the very first once to look up on the fabled Platinum coin! #3 Put an end to the Rapping Folk Dance Rappers! Oh the humanity.... the horror! My head still hurts from the loud foot stomping rappers. Egads..... they lost!!!! Be warned.... out there somewhere in the mists are some very loud, and very annoying, rapping folk dancers. If you hear them in the distance, go the other way! For losing, this challenge to save us all from these horrid sound and style abusers I am throwing into the void the ultra-fantastic 80 foot yacht and the supreme wingsuit of rapid descent. Bonus round! - How many days are in a month? Hmm, maybe I better look at that question more carefully. Ejayh got it right and wrong at the same time so... a win.... I guess... Their meager winnings included a crate of sand, some fence bars, a food storage bin, and some pies!
  13. No winner today either. I arrived on Pristine and dropped into the ocean. I thought we might have a nice random ocean enkounter for a change, but the people just sailed right by me and never waved, or even tried to throw me a life preserver..... nothing...nada.... no enkounter..... And here I had 2 jetski's to hand out. Actually they were rafts with chairs nailed on top pulled by a team of seals
  14. No winner today. I arrived on Exodus and the person in local must have had one terribly tough animal to butcher because he was absolutely focused on getting that butchering knife super sharp. So focused in fact he never noticed me in local. Well, It was a gorgeous mobile home while it lasted. It had all the amenities, and only needed 8 bison to pull it, but into the endless void it goes. Oh well, maybe someone will get a chance at the smaller camper one day. It only requires 6 bison to pull, but lacks the hot tub that the full size one had.
  15. Chaos is getting awful popular in the randomizer this month! Today there were two participants on Chaos. Masterentaro and Sarrum. They had to face 6 random challenges. #1 - With 2 minutes to respond, Where will you find the demons when they are not at work? Sarrum managed to come up with a partially correct response, so he received a piece of cheese! #2 - Get 30 stone bricks within 4 minutes! - They managed to make or get 28 total when the time ran out. Unfortunately, there were many more, but Masterentaro decided to reveal that tidbit a bit too late. There goes the Wagon mounted canon and the Sword of Defense and it's power to grant deed and tower guards of your own kingdom incredible fighting skills and speed in times of combat. #3 - Item challenge - Does Masterentaro have a sword in his inventory or on his person? Nope! Fortunately, all they missed out on was a measly silver statue likeness of myself! No real loss... #4 - They lucked out and got another item challenge, and it was to get 12 heaps of sand within 3 minutes! They barely succeeded. I was beginning to wonder if they were sober... #5 - Defeat the infestation of Orb Weavers! You could feel the dread that fell over Masterentaro and Sarrum. Worldtender jumped in and tried to give moral support, but I felt like it was more support for the Orb Weavers.....strange.... Still the infestation was cleared out so in the end, they succeeded. #6 - I spy an item of 41.7ql.... Sadly they passed it many times.... Oh well, so much for the token of free deed upkeep for a year and the sleeping bag of triple sleep bonus. For their winnings, or what was left of them.... A halbred for picking fruit high in trees and a fruit press so they are never without fruit juice on the trail, 2 pair of fruit gathering gloves, some logs for building something related to fruit, a compass, and some spaghetti and meatballs for those really long seasons between fruit harvests.