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  1. I finally managed to free up some time to get in this month's Random Enkounter, so without further adieu I unleash the June event upon some unsuspecting person. Today's Enkounter will be based up on Dr. Gangrene's latest monstrosititious veggies! Oh no.... Nobody noticed me ;( I was sooo looking forward to the bloodshed and carnage. I'll just have to slip this 800Kg marlin back in the water... Look forward to July's exciting Enkounter!
  2. Well that's a pretty looking page....
  3. I managed to host May's Random Enkounter today, but.... Of the items Xxalt missed out on was the Supreme awl of Awlsomeness which legend has it can resurrect dead dragons with only one piece of its remains. That or it can be used to create a paper mache parade floats of dragons. The legend was not very clear. Xxalt also missed out on a fresh supreme pizza with triple the cheese! Now we will never know what amazing challenges they would have had to face. Oh well, maybe next time.
  4. Permission Impossible Alright, lets get to it shall we... Your deeds come with a set of default permission roles to help in the administration of your deed, but there is a misunderstanding spreading around that is making it possible for someone to raid some of your deeds on the PVE servers. Some of you for some reason are renaming the Non Citizen role to attempt to grant a single person or group access to your deed, but this is NOT a shortcut as the role is still for non citizens! Yes, you can rename the default roles, but that does not change their focus. By renaming the Non Citizen role you are doing nothing but giving it a new name, not changing who it affects. This misunderstanding about renaming the default permission roles is allowing a person to do some very unsavory activities on our PVE servers. At this time I do not know if this person is intentionally spreading this misinformation or is simply exploiting it to raid PVE deeds, but this activity will be stopped as raiding and mass looting active deeds is a PVP activity and not acceptable on our PVE servers. Now let me be clear! You are responsible for proper deed security settings, so please make sure you have not set yourself up for falling victim to this situation. Renaming roles is your privilege, but it does not change the default roles' targeted player group!
  5. This was before even my time!
  6. It is time for another surprise attack... wait.. no... I mean, it is time for another Random Enkounter!!! I know everyone has been waiting on pins and needles to find out who April's victim will be... Yes I said April! All I had to do was a little pencil work and 'lo and behold its the 43rd of April! It works! Don't question it! Today's Random Enkounter has been sprung on Chaos! I ended up in a village full of people and as soon as I shouted out my ceremonial "GREETINGS!" <Enki> Do you have any idea what is about to happen here? <Wilca> enki in local, something going to happen. we all going to die lol <Enki> CORRECT! Wilca wins! Snoo requested a 1v1 with me, so I gave them an option. They could take on the Enkounter for an assortment of random items, or Snoo may attempt a 1v1 against my ultimate fantastic armor and skills for the naming rights of a single item. They chose the former. They would face 7 challenges, First challenge, Find Enki within three minutes and wave at him. (hint: I was a tall kingdom banner in the corner of a cave) Wow... So much for the Empirical Robe of Perpetual Health, guaranteed to keep the wearer alive and healthy even when walking across lava or leaping from an inconvenient cliff. Challenge #2 With the announcement that 2 spaces between sentences is no longer valid... A whole lot of spaces have just lost their jobs and they are looking for revenge. -unleashed about ~60 space fighters of varying colors and flavors - question How many Ham spaces were in the fight? They got 3 attempts first attempt was incorrect! Second attempt... if they get it wrong I erase the horses! Snoo got it correct with a count of 20 ham spaces. I'll put down the ACME horse eraser ... for now. Challenge #3 Chaos used to be a far more lush and untamed wilderness, and at that time what was it called? Embolism called it correctly with 'Wild' Challenge #4 How many people can you accommodate in cave with 7 sailing ships in it? Wilca got it right with 35 as the sailing ships can accommodate 5 people each Challenge #5 What is a satellite train? Three of them responded with acceptable answers from Spacex to trains of satellites. Challenge #6 Fight off the horde of 420 Satelliters.... yeah I'm just winging it here... way way out in left field... after spawning the first 2 names one and two I decided there was no way I was going to make it to 420 so I just grouped them up into bigger things like ogres. Strange, I honestly expected it to be more of a challenge for them... Very well then.... Challenge #7 In this trouble age of the next great Pandemic I thought it was about time we had a little break and took the fight back to the virus. 19 Greenish Covids stood before the fighters... Who would survive! Sadly, Lyft was not wearing approved PPE gear and died during the battle. Unfortunately, the rest did survive to my dismay... oh well, still a better time than counting how many moons are in the sky. For their winnings! 50 sandstone slabs to split among them, a barrel of tin, a supreme bookshelf, a barrel of omelets and muffins and the press used to extract the omelets from the chickens, two barrels of water, a barrel of syrup, and a barrel of real lemonade! A spear of rare stabbing, and a supreme leaf rake! Keep an eye out for May's random Enkounter coming up on some random date between now and September!
  7. I had tryed to straighten this out when it first started few weeks back , i had succedeed but seems Platyna started back to her old ways .

    Zenaty CA was informed and i kept them up to date ..

    Platyna had caused a couple of players to move and almost quit , i told them it would just be best to move on that the game is worth to stay for .

    But yes Platyna made me think of Boston for some odd reason ..

    Its sad to see it ended this way ..


    1. Platyna


      I have no idea who you are, all I did is to make a deed and work on it, and after numerous tickets to GMs, I am ensured I didn't do anything wrong. 

  8. This is a social environment and no allowances for personal issues or illnesses or disabilities or any mental diagnostics or drug issues can be given. I do not mean we are not sympathetic, but such things are not get our of jail free cards. Playing Wurm Online and being among our community is a voluntary choice, and if you can abide by the given rules, then you are welcome here, if you are unable to comply with those rules, I cannot give you a free pass to burden everyone else. We do welcome all, but we set our rules for the benefit of everyone and do not provide exception for personal situations that might cause someone to disregard the rules. From what I have read so far this is accurate.
  9. A friendly reminder! You only have a few days left to get your trader relocation request in! Late requests will not be accepted.
  10. My player name started out of a bit of anonymity back when yahoo was still in its early days and we were all using netscape or explorer, or aol or that other one... um compuserv I think.... It was a partial random name that came up when I signed up for something back then and it had a bit of a history behind it from my youth. But its not really a fashionable name, just ended up with it and stuck with it for trying to avoid spam and other undesirable things. I still use it today to keep people from realizing who it was that they were in communication with. Enki on the other hand... A : It was cast up on me by the gods, marking me forever with that name as i ran out of ink to finish the entire name Enkiceptrilimanduvorzarous B : It's my actual name! Check out my license plates! C : Or I came up with it quickly to save Oracle and Rolf a lot of time and headaches trying to contact me. 4 characters, quick to type, and has good lore..
  11. Today I hosted another exciting edition of Random Enkounters. Or at least... that was the plan.... I was sent to a random location on Xanadu this month and encountered Demetara. I was excited and ready to play but then this... [13:07:05] <Enki> Greetings! [13:10:41] <Wagoner Lorypeno> Ah breakfast! [13:12:06] <Enki> You have 5 minutes left to respond! [13:12:23] <Demetara> sorry? [13:12:29] <Enki> Hello! [13:12:35] <Demetara> Hi Enki [13:12:41] <Enki> Demetara do you know what time it is! [13:13:12] <Enki> It's time to play Random Enkounters! [13:13:15] <Demetara> in my time its 19.12 i dont know what you mean did i do anything wroing? [13:13:20] <Demetara> ahh [13:13:34] <Enki> So, are you ready to play!!! [13:14:11] <Demetara> thats nice from you but i was about to log RL Dinnertime [13:14:18] <Demetara> 8( [13:14:31] <Enki> alright... well then at least have this parting gift [13:14:33] <Demetara> just wanted to finish one last medi [13:14:54] <Demetara> thank you [13:15:28] <Enki> Better luck next month! [13:15:33] <Enki> enjoy your dinner! [13:15:40] <Demetara> thank you have a nice Day I hope Demetara enjoys all that custard, but they missed out on some fabulous random gear and an extremely rare 'Clucken' creature. Examine info "The Clucken is a rare giant Jungle Fowl that lays a giant wagon size egg on demand once per week. The egg like a box of chocolates, will hatch a random champion clucken creature that will immediately set up on your enemies and beg for treats. If you are ever approached by one of these random clucken hatchlings and you do not posses anything to feed it, it will become agitated and strip you of your entire inventory and then ransack any structures you own and sink any ships you own or manage" Better luck next month!
  12. Updated Account Rules section of Game Rules and updated EULA section. Account Security A ) Keep your passwords secure at all times! (You are solely responsible for the security of your accounts.) B ) You are responsible for all activity on your accounts Account / Item Sales A ) We do not allow account selling, gifting, or transferring of any kind! (Any accounts purchased pre-rmt will be considered owned by the person who purchased them) Own the email, Own the account! B ) We do not allow any bartering for out of game assets. C ) We do not offer support or service for any remedial action or loss that occurs for circumventing these rules. Punishment: Permanent ban of account! Account Access Sharing A ) At your own risk you may share access to your account with up to 2 other people without causing an account sharing violation. B ) We do not allow account sharing or contracting with groups of 3 or more people. (i.e. if you choose to risk sharing your account with up to two other people and one of them or yourself allows one more person to access your account, your account will be in violation of these rules and will be banned.) C ) We do not allow accounts to be shared beyond the original account creator. (i.e. if you choose to share access to your account with up to two other people and one of them allows one more person to access your account, even if you have stopped playing, your account will be in violation of these rules and will be banned.) D ) We do not offer support or service for sharing and will not be held responsible for any remedial action or loss incurred if you circumvent these rules. Punishment: First offense - 30 day account ban. Second offense - Permanent ban of account
  13. My Kingdom for a King! effective - 02/27/2020 - 03/03/2020 ENDED Until further notice a PVP ban is in effect on Chaos due to a political issue with a new player kingdom. The developers should have this resolved by next restart. https://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/topic/137025-pvpraid-ban-directives/
  14. As there has been a couple of rather vocal members spreading some misleading information concerning the Oni case and an apparent post made to an old defunct reddit not currently used by us I would like to clarify the OP in this thread. Oni was NOT banned for any terraforming activities off deed! We probably would not have needed to do anything concerning him until he decided to appeal the case GM's ruling on the field. At that point, while polite, he was just dictating terms to us and unwilling to compromise or listen. That would have garnered a slight penalty, perhaps 3 days to a month ban depending on further belligerence. But, no, the reason Oni was banned was his own decision. He was already in the process of failing to "delete" his account thinking he could reset it to 0 skill to more or less make it unusable, when at the same time I received several in game complaints about his chat activities and a request from him to delete his avatar. Still polite, we spoke for a bit, and I could see by his actions and words that there would be no reasonable dealing with him so I just gave him what he wanted, wished him well, and removed him from Wurm. The only game rule he was rubbing against was the Play Nice rule, which is primarily intended to help us mediate disputes like this and reduce the 'drama'. He apparently refused any sort of compromises or discussions before we were even involved, and I have been told by the GM's that they were pretty generous offers that he had received and refused, much more generous than ours was. In the end, Oni simply wanted it his way and apparently it just wasn't going to be any other options accepted. So any claims of bias, or claims that he was banned for his off deed activities is pure falsehood! /Enki (Head Game Master)
  15. With the upcoming changes to traders and deed upkeep, we are going to be offering everyone with old traders a chance to move them. This is a simple one time process from now until April 1st. If you own a deed and have a trader that you would like relocated to a different location on your deed, or you have a trader currently sitting on a satellite deed that you would like moved to your main deed, please put in a support ticket requesting the move once you have the location ready. The only conditions are that you are the mayor of the deed since before January 25th and the trader is on deed. This is a one time move for each person for one trader to be relocated to their main deed if desired. We cannot move traders across servers, so this is per server in case you have a main deed on more than one server. It may take us a bit of time to get to each request, but do not worry, as long as we receive the requests before April 1st of this year we will get to you. Thank you, Wurm Online Team