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  1. Random Enkounters (2018 edition)

    Today the illustrious lands of Celebration were graced by my randomness. Madnath and his friends Adnurak and Steelmerc took up the mantel of competition and had to face 4 challenges. #1 - How many flying reptiles inhabit the lands of Wurm? #2 - Those who are dead reside there. Where is there? - Madnath correctly pointed the way to the home of the dead. #3 - How much does a raft weigh? - Again he answered correctly! #4 - They stand convicted of murdering a whale, as evidenced by the corpse on top of their castle, and must face the vengeance of the sea Madnath and his friends had to take on 20 large planktoscorp, 10 very angry piranhodile, 5 Cuttleoctofish, 5 champion Scuttlers, and 1 Battle Narwhal. It was a fierce battle, but in the end they ended up with enough sea food to go on a bovine free diet for several months at least. For their very random winnings! A rare small maul of meat tenderizing. 6 supreme hunting arrows of precision apple shooting. 30 lemons of scurvy warding 7 rats on a stick - that's 7 less rats on the ship. A rare large cake - slipped from a wedding ceremony.. And a shop sign of superb sign language! As a bonus for an entry from the last pages of the journal of Knight of Seris Witwicky they had ot face the dreaded Eel of the Land! They accepted the bonus challenge! Sadly by the time I had written the above sentence they had already deflated the dreaded Eel of the Land, but as promised I provided them the following passage from the last pages of Witwicky's journal. "I've been wandering this accursed land for days, and have lost all bearing of where I am" - Witwicky
  2. Attention! If you allowed the one formerly known as Propheteer access to your avatars, change your passwords immediately or permanently lose them. Thank you for your attention, Enki (Head Game Master)
  3. Fo mission on Serenity not respawning

    new mission mysteriously appeared
  4. Random Enkounters (2018 edition)

    Today's Random Enkounter was on Affliction. Inventor was very quick to spot me and would face 6 horrifying ordeals. Ordeal #1 - Name the 'Stealer of Souls'? He was on the right path but didn't quite get there within the allotted time limit of just over about a minute. Ordeal #2 - How many rock shards will fit in 3 large crates if one of the crates holds 11 dirt and another crate holds 7 bricks? Nailed it! (albeit with some careful nudging) Ordeal #3 - How many meters in length is 4 tiles. He got this one easily. Ordeal #4 - Trial by chipmunk! Survive the infestation of half a dozen mutated chipmunks! I had no idea a sickle was good at that.... Ordeal #5 - This is a tough one.... in fact it is so tough only I myself could know the answer. The question is, has anyone successfully found the activation instructions for the Knights of Seris hidden mission? After some careful consideration Inventor answered the question perfectly and got it right! Ordeal #6 - The Menace of The Shire! He must face the dreaded, bare footed Hobbiton menace! 20 Cave Hobbits! 15 Sand Hobbits, 10 Forest Hobbits, 5 Mordorian Hobbits, and one Curious Took. The fighting was fierce as the cave hobbits and sand hobbits tried to eat his toes off, but Inventor quickly dispatched the majority of them only to be challenged by the more powerful Forest Hobbits and the extremely determined Mordorian Hobbits."<Inventor> Nasty Hobbitses" The malnourished deed guard was barely holding against the Forest Hobbits while Inventor tackled the Mordorian Hobbits on his own. Unfortunately, the deed guard could not succeed against the Forrest Hobbit and one of it's relative had to step in and avenge his re-death. It was his Great Aunt Lucy who died tragically in a bakery accident 60 years prior when an oven fell over on her after someone had overloaded it top heavy with too many pound cakes... Poor Lucy.... didn't stand a chance in this afterlife either... Next came the great great great grand uncle twice removed on the first deed guard's pet dog trainer's mother's side of the family. He meant business. His see through cloak was even more see through than the others and his eyes even more gaunt and his skeletal smile even more ...errr.. smiley. Well, he re-died even faster.... sadly.., but that's what he gets for taking on a Mordorian Hobbit! Inventor barely survived the onslaught as the hours passed, but after running around and collecting some of his lost body parts and missing blood he patched himself up...many times, but enough to wear them down and finish them off at which point the most dreaded Shire menace of all appeared... A Curious Took! In spite of all of his clumsiness and usually large hobbit feet, the Curious champion of a Took, fell swiftly to Inventor's axe. I guess its true, they do need their big toes to walk. Inventor won the day, and word shall spread that the Shire has been spared this menace from arriving at its hills one day. For his winnings, Inventor got to keep anything in the Took's pockets. A fireplace... gotta know where your fireplace is at all times! Half a dozen oranges! Three boots! Never know when you will come across a three legged man. A rare meditation rug.... also good for yoga! Supreme pottery flasks! - Travel in style with your vintage wines in handy single serve containers! Supreme pizzas. Nothing is better than a quality pie made with lots of cow and pig products! Unfortunately, since Inventor failed the second most most important challenge of all during this Enkounter, I had to remove the Ring of Power and send it back to the void. Unfortunately, I dropped it somewhere in a fishing pond never to be seen again...
  5. Arghh..... Sorry Niki, seems they were waiting on some info from me. I have responded to them.
  6. Psalamon, I did infact find your ticket posted ~18 hours ago. I have sent you a new password to the registered address.
  7. I do apologize for my delays handling a number of issues recently, there are reasons but they do not matter to you and that is understandable. As far as payment@wurmonline.com That is the proper avenue for situations like paypal issues and payment issues above my control, but if you do not get a response within say 72 hours you could let me know the situation so I can ping Code Club AB. I do see a couple of account related tickets so I hope one of them is of Psalamon and I can get him sorted.
  8. Hey Enki..my ingame name is psisimian and i am having trouble getting into the wurm shop to add money to my account through xsolla!! If we can make an arrangement or something can be done to prove i own the account.. or can i login with the hash of the p.w. from my wurm folder on harddrive where its stored?? paste it as plain text or something?? please let me know dying to spend some money on my prem-less tune!!


  9. Random Enkounters (2018 edition)

    On this randomly selected day the randomizer randomly selected Serenity as the server of today's Random Enkounter. Oh what a world....... I had pizza, cake, and a special appearance by the quartet of cow milking Elvis impersonators! Unfortunately the locals never noticed me in their local within the ten minute time frame. I gave the cake and the unique Awesome Staff of Awesomeness to the Elvis impersonators and then threw them into the void. Oh well, maybe next month I can arrange for some other celebrity lookalikes to partake in the fun. I hate seeing that staff go to the void.... such awesome abilities lost forever.
  10. Derby of 1075

    Well, we had some early hiccups... like me not realizing what day it was...and chat not cooperating, but all in all that was fun!
  11. Derby of 1075

    Get your racing silks on, we'll be holding a Cross Country Derby this weekend to finish our annual Wurm Anniversary celebration. To gain entry, we'll be holding public quizzes, with the prize to each being a ticket into this elite race To participate in the selection quiz, please be on Freedom Isles so we may use the Global Freedom chat channel. The winning participants will be ported to a secret location and provided a race horse with full gear. When the race starts the riders will proceed to follow the green lights along the race path. The terrain is varied and riders will not be required to follow an exact path to allow for individual strategy and advancement on the course. In addition to each entrant receiving 10 sleep powders, we'll also be giving away prizes to the top three finishers: 1st place will receive a Supreme Large Magical Chest 2nd place will receive a Supreme Small Magical Chest 3rd place will receive a Supreme Statue of a Kyklops The quizzes will begin approximately 7pm GMT-5 on Saturday, the 16th , so be ready! notes: Participants should be prepared to travel light as possible when we collect you for teleportation. You will be heading off server, so make sure you have taken care of everything you need prior to this event. Food, water, and ropes, if needed, shall be provided at the starting point. RESULTS First Place - Moirai Second Place - Briwerion Third Place - Zaj
  12. Wurmiversary 2018

  13. Random Enkounters (2018 edition)

    On this the 39th day of May, Daiken on Chaos was subjected to a Random Enkounter! They had to endure 4 challenges! #1 What type of blood type does the Jackal have? Daiken quickly answered and got it right on the very first try. #2 How many horseshoes will fit in a small barrel? They had three chances to guess. Daiken again correctly guessed the amount. #3 What color is Piebald? Daiken knew the correct answer! #4 Within 15 minutes, find and kill the Poodle Snacker! Daiken bravely hunted and challenged the Poodle Snacker to lethal combat and successfully killed it, saving the endangered Saberhorn Wooly Poodles from extinction. For the winnings! A table so that they could eat somewhere besides the floor! A barrel rack for sorting their antique barrel collection. A saddle to avoid blisters when riding their horsecycles, and pure cheese! No goat, no dog, just pure aged bovine milk.
  14. Name and Shame - Necroedarkslayer

    update... Stormcrow threw some words at me and I threw a few back. The ones that stuck confirmed most of the information that Necroe had provided me, and after seeing Stormcrows conversations with several parties the Dagobert issue is now resolved as far as I am concerned. Yes I know, that issue was only one small part of this and people are still dealing with the fallout of theft accusations made against them during Necroe's activities that for the most part appear to be untrue, such as those that were made against Kingen, Xallo, Alyeska, and a few others during the mess leading up to this thread. This is more of a social PVP issue than moderation so I do not intend to get involved in all of that soap opera. People make their own reputations, and yours speaks volumes giving you the social collateral to show that any accusations made in this matter were probably false. /Enki (Head Game Master)
  15. Name and Shame - Necroedarkslayer

    I do not wish to be caught up in all of this drama, and I will state that a lot has been told to me that more or less I have to brush off as hearsay. At first glance there is quite a bit here that is either untrue or third party conjecture, but I will not bother to clear any of that up as this is a social issue more than a moderation issue. I am not in the habit of releasing information on any investigations or activities that we conduct on the behalf of our members, but as I stated earlier about receiving info that has given me cause to lock Dagobert for now I would like to clarify something at this time. Multiple parties in contact with Stormcrow informed me that he would be contacting me directly about the situation during this past weekend, and it has already been 5 days and still nothing. So since that has not happened I will put this tidbit of info out. The info that gave me reason to lock Dagobert came direct from Necroe. He directly told me that Dagobert was still Stormcrow's during our conversation, among other things, and even provided evidence of how and why he had access to it. The information I have discounts a lot of claims and I had hoped Stormcrow could end this, but at this time, as it stands I have no viable reason to investigate any item issues in this matter. As for this name and shame thread, yes it is a normal situation to make someone socially accountable for their actions here, but I feel like this thread is getting a bit too personal with a lot of information that may or may not be true about someone. I do not care if you civilly discuss situations that actually occurred, but I would ask that you avoid personal attacks. /Enki (Head Game Master)