We invite you to join us at Geriatric Wurm!
Things are a bit slower in the land of the old - not just our memories or cognitive abilities, either!
Do you hate ridiculously long lists of rules and requirements when you join a server? We do too!! We're all blind here so we cant read them anyways.
Server Rules: 1. Don't be an a-hole.
The start towns of both maps are super easy to navigate and minimally (but functionally) designed. No getting lost in mazes of markets and mega-buildings! We all know GM's can make amazing mega structures, we don't need to show you again.
We have TONS of mods and custom content and a small, but amazing player-base!
The Hermit server runs 1x 2x on an 8k map. If you're just plain tired of telling kids to get off your lawn, this is your server! Come get yourself a big yard with no neighbors!
8k Live map
The Survival server is for old, crusty die-hards. Running at 1x 3x - People just not your thing? Come live up north in the bitter cold where life is hard. Remember, you might just be old, but you're still capable and we think you still have value.
Come check out the forums and wiki and maybe have your kids bring you over to the server for the day, we'll be happy to have you AND we have extra butterscotch pudding and hard candy!