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...we'd get a better class of tampon advert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOMPS2zkE1M

There is no creedence whatsoever to any recent rumours of stars falling. All stars are accounted for, and Jackal and Seris are exactly where they should be. No server hamsters were involved in the production of this message.

This isn't a bug, moved to suggestions.

If you wish, we can delete your old account. This should free up the email address if you wish to reuse it for a new account. Please note, deleting an account is a permanant, non-reversable action, so be very sure that's what you want before you request it! Contact me directly if you want your account deleted.

16 hours and still there. I'm always available to explain or review forum moderation actions. It sometimes takes a day or 3 for me to respond (other commitments mean that I can't be on the forums 24/7), but I will always explain why an action was taken, and where appropriate, I can reviewed and revoke warnings etc. Where threads have degenerated into bickering and more heat and fury than actual discussion, they will be locked, as they always have been. Content not appropriate (e.g. straight up trolling, outside of Theatre) may be hidden, and you can always PM someone and ask why if you're not clear. As has already been said, multiple times, if you have specific instances of staff behaving inappropriately, bring it to me - we can still find and view hidden content. Note that I will generally not discuss warnings etc against an account with anyone other than that person. Vague accusations of wrongdoing, however, are hard to do much about.

As Capi says, there isn't anything here that breaks the rules. Respectful discussion is fine, so long as it doesn't stray into baseless accusations or general staff bashing. As has been stated already, if you feel that staff are behaving inappropriately, send a private message to the head of the respective team (the full list is available here: https://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/topic/4976-wurm-online-staff/ ). If for whatever reason you feel unable to go to the team lead, take it to Enki.

Ridable sheep!

Moved to suggestions.

There should be a sticky'ed thread in each server sub-forum with the current community-maintained map for that server, and people generally post the link in the first post. However, if you'd like to create (and maintain) a thread in the community assistance section with links to all the maps (and their associated threads), go for it, and I'll sticky it.

Moved to suggestions.

Goodness, congrats!

Returned to Town Square (once someone explained to me what this was actually about).

Everyone who suggested Mount & Blade Warband, you're terrible people and you should feel bad. And this is why we can't have nice unicorns!

Pineapples and coconuts were mine too. Just sayin'

Rolf didn't decide that, I did, when I wrote the recipe. Most sausages include rusk, which is essentially just bread crumbs, as a filler and absorbancy agent, and have done for a long time. Even now, with meat being more commonly available than ever, all-meat sausages are still the exception rather than the rule for the sausages you buy.

I have taken over management of the map from Akaryd. If you'd like your deed added, please post here with your deed coordinates (with an image of exactly where your deed is if you wish). Map: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ox9aubpjn8c9os3/release map.png?dl=0 (updated 10 April 2016) General Instructions Just post the following information. Please only post settlement locations that you own. And do not PM your update requests. Thanks Settlement name Location (x,y) If posting new roads, bridges or tunnels then please include an image with your post. Use an image hosting service such as imgur.com and enclose the image link in [img.][/img.] (remove the periods).

Added: R'lyeh (Fthagn!) Removed: Lake Tunnel Oceanside

I'm sorry you got beaten up at the rift - it sounds like you were trying to get into an area where there were a lot of mobs, so probably early in a wave. Sometimes the best thing you can do is pick your moment, wait for the critters to thin a bit before you run back in. It's generally best to approach the rift crowd a little at a time, so just attract the aggro of a few critters, then kill them, then go a bit deeper, gradually working your way in; that way, you don't get mobbed. Also, it's not a bad idea to take a less valuable horse into the rift, as that way, if the horse catches dead (and they will from time to time), you haven't lost your favourite one. You can always ride to the rift on the fast horse, leading the spare, then make sure you park your good horse well clear (ideally in a pen) while you ride the spare. You should always have plenty of cotton handy (keep a backup supply in your tent/cart), as there often aren't many characters around who can heal. Good luck, hope you give a rift another go sometime!

Fortunately, Ehizellbob already shares a deed with me, so I'm pretty much sorted. Now we just need to sort out that embarrassing garlic problem...

Moved to auctions.

For anyone curious, the full list was: The list was a team effort (although the funniest ones were clearly mine), and came out of a discussion in the dev chat. There were a fair few other suggestions which didn't make the final cut.

The WTS (Want To Sell) section is for one-off sales threads only, for items on one of the Freedom (PvE) servers (or to be supplied to a Freedom server). Chaos and Epic have their own sales sections in Theatre. If you're adding new stock, or making open-ended amounts of stock, or items to order, you should be posting in the Merchants section: https://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/forum/64-merchant-ads/ Editing your sales post to remove sold or no-longer-available items is acceptable, as is adjusting your pricing. Adding new items to your sale will push you over to Merchants. Sales threads with excessive amounts of items may also be moved to Merchants. If you're wanting to auction your items (i.e. you want people to bid or offer against each other), you should be posting in the Auctions section: https://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/forum/63-auctions/ You can ask for a price check or offers in a sales thread, but if it starts looking like an auction, your thread will be moved. If you're offering / requesting a service rather than goods, you may be better off posting in the Classifieds section: https://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/forum/87-classified-ads/ If you want to buy something rather than sell it, then you should be posting in the WTB (Want To Buy) section: https://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/forum/61-want-to-buy/ If you want a thread closed, please edit the first post in the thread to change the title to include something like '[CLOSED]' or '[CLOSE PLEASE]'. Each thread will be treated on a case-by-case basis by the forum team, and these guidelines are not exhaustive (and may be updated from time to time). If you're not sure why your thread was moved, please contact one of the moderators (current list of staff here: https://forum.wurmonline.com/index.php?/topic/4976-wurm-staff/ ). If you see a thread in the wrong place, please report it (once!) and a member of the forum team will review it.

Everything useful has been said, and this is now just random bickering. Thread locked.

Moved to WTB.

Interesting! I'll be keen to see how the Steam version compares to the classic one, once they launch, especially given the wealth of after-market enhancements currently available (Therapist, DFHack, etc).