Klaa

Just pass'in thru

In the time you took to read this, I would have robbed you twice and returned that hideous excuse of a couch.

In the time it took you to read this, I would have robbed you thrice, and returned your hideous furniture.

dreaming of pickpocket-esque skills

In your house, fondling your stuff

That gem is looking mighty fine...

Oooo shiny shiny