Pauven

It's been a while since I've spoken to Barakus, but he was the first real friend I made in Wurm, a few beta maps before gold. He was one of the kindest players I've met. Oracle is dead. R.I.P.

My first words were: "Why am I moving so slow?" "What, I need the F keys to play this?" "Oh." "Oh." "Oh." First time I played I picked up a corpse and crawled along for about an hour, before I got to Vidarlille and someone told me that I needed to open my inventory. My keyboard was broken and I couldn't use the F keys. A couple months later with a new keyboard I started making my house near all these other houses. Someone told me I couldn't build there

This happened a while ago, it amused me. It's kinda long... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: you lose the game You: Arggh You: THE GAME You: Damnit Stranger: you lose You: I just lost the game Stranger: and i lose ^-^ You: I haven't thought about that for 6 months Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA You: You broke my record You: Well Stranger: epic. You: You stopped it anyway You: Epic indeed. Stranger: *applause* You: Thanks. Stranger: Just waiting for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders to bust in any minute.... Stranger: ......................................................................... Stranger: nope? just me? You: Dallas eh Stranger: well, I have my fantasies. You: American? Stranger: Jawohl. You: American/German now? Stranger: Si. You: AmeriGermanish? Stranger: .... You: Or something. Stranger: yes.... (>x_x<) You: Don't mock my made up words. Stranger: If anything, I applaud such intelligence. You: You: The doctors say I'm intelligent, but they don't let me go to be with normal people. Stranger: Are you a Jew? You: No Stranger: Nazi? You: I have no religion. You: Nazi isn't a religion You: Its a political scheme Stranger: ... Stranger: C'mon buddy, one or the other. Stranger: Flip a coin if you must. You: I don't use money You: They keep me away from it Stranger: ... Stranger: Strange type of isolation. You: Yes Stranger: Tell me, are you trapped in a room with 2 other men? You: I think its a small village kind of thing You: No no You: There are females too You: But the doctors say we're intelligent You: And have to learn You: We can't be in contact with the normals You: I hacked into the internet You: A couple years ago Stranger: So you're Asian... Stranger: ? You: No no You: I'm from England Stranger: Oh. Stranger: WHOHOOOO!!! YEA Stranger: my natives You: The village is in France I think You: Woo Stranger: Oh, i see. You: France is where I'm in now Stranger: Have you been to the Louvre? You: No, we're not allowed out, but we've studied it Stranger: How are they isolating you, hmmm? You: Its like a village thing You: There are houses You: But the houses are like You: two rooms You: Theres a wall around the village Stranger: oh my god You: And to get out you need a special pass Stranger: THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING AREA 51 ON ANOTHER CONTINENT!! Stranger: HOLY SHI- You: No no, Area 51 is in the United States of America You: We went there on a school trip, one of the only times we were allowed to ride the helicopters Stranger: The fuc- a helicopter wouldn't get you all the way to America. You: I know You: It gets us to the sea then we take a plane Stranger: It's a SUPER UFO HELICOPTER Stranger: Stranger: .... Stranger: i see.... ;\ You: We're in the middle of France, you see You: I made friends with one of the guards in Area 51 You: His name was Jeff You: But I can't tell you his last name Stranger: Mmmm. Stranger: So why did you go there, sir? You: To learn You: That's what the village is about You: When we're small the schools took us aside to do intelligence tests You: If our IQ is higher than 150 they ask the parents if they can take us to the Village You: They visit every year You: Do you go to school? You: A normal one? Stranger: Yes, sir. You: Oh cool You: Are there like You: normal people? You: And you can wear what you want? Stranger: Yes Stranger: Very much so. Stranger: You: Wow You: Lucky You: We studied clothes You: But we're only allowed to wear plain white clothes You: ... Stranger: ... You: You don't believe me, do you? Stranger: are you in an asylum ;D You: The last person didn't You: They made fun You: Not an asylum Stranger: How do you "study" clothes? Stranger: you put them on, wear them, wipe your hands on them, wash them, Stranger: and wear them again... You: Styles, Fabrication, etc Stranger: ??? You: What they're made of too You: Ours are all cotton Stranger: stain friendly You: Yes You: Or, they would be Stranger: so what do you eat You: But we just get food in tubes Stranger: crackers and water? oh shiiit You: We make them in chemistry class Stranger: are you some kind of test dummy? You: Its got all the nutrients we need You: Oh not test You: They call us the Future Leaders You: Or something Stranger: And how old are you?! You: Most of us are especially good at something You: I'm 17 Stranger: So... Stranger: you can't GO anywhere, You: I'm one of the best with computers in the Village Stranger: but they give you internet.... You: No Stranger: ah, You: They didn't give You: They had You: I took You: I wrote a program and bruted the WEP key and connected wirelessly Stranger: holla... You: I managed it a couple of years ago, and they haven't found out so far You: But I dont usually use it You: Most people just call me a liar Stranger: mmmmkaaaaaaaay. Stranger: i still remain slightly unconvinced. You: I told you You: You wouldn't believe me You: Its only natural, the concept is hard to believe. You: So are you all allowed to mix together? You: I mean males and females Stranger: Yes, Stranger: we live with each other.... You: Wow really? Stranger: And wed each other.. Stranger: ? Stranger: Yarly. Stranger: :3 You: I mean You: At your age? You: We're separated in the village. We only see each other at mealtimes. Stranger: you don't know my age You: I'm guessing your in your late teens Stranger: mid. You: Early adulthood You: Ah Stranger: 15. You: 15 then You: Yes Stranger: yea. Stranger: So uh, how did you hear about the game? You: I found it not long after I first got the internet You: I searched for a game in Google, actually, the words that I used were "The Game" You: I brought it to the village and it was quite funny You: Usually we're only allowed to play games which have puzzles Stranger: xD You: I can do a Rubik's cube in 20 seconds if given a little time to look at it first Stranger: Nice.. Stranger: weird! i know someone like that. You: Wow You: Are there other villages? Stranger: No. Stranger: Just people who like Rubik's cubes I suppose. You: Oh You: Obviously I'm not the fastest in the village You: Quite a few of us have physical disabilities Stranger: Like, no penis? Stranger: xD You: My co-ordination is extremely bad Stranger: FTW You: We all have penises.. Stranger: EVEN THE CHICKS?! Stranger: lawl You: No You: I said before You: We dont see them much You: Apart from mealtimes Stranger: So you wouldn't know..... Stranger: O.o You: We studied reproduction You: A lot You: Where you live do you really not have Handlers? You: I couldn't believe it when they told us Stranger: wtf are thsoe You: They basically do everything for us so we just have to concentrate on working and learning Stranger: I don't get it. You: Each of us has two handlers Stranger: If you're so friggin smart, freakishly intelligent, why do they make you learn MORE? You: Learn more what? Stranger: You said you're there to learn more. You: We've got to practice everything. Knowledge is infinite. You: I'm not sure you understand what I'm saying. You: We're here to learn. Learn as much as we can, about everything. Stranger: Why though? You: To learn? You: What else is there? Stranger: LIFE! Stranger: Fun. Stranger: Music. You: What do you mean life? We're all alive.. You: We have fun Stranger: Socializing? Stranger: What do you do to have fun? You: Oh we don't do music You: I learn for fun... You: We're divided into two, the artists and the scientists. Stranger: Literature and Numbers. You: Thats the basic idea Stranger: How is learning fun, though!? Stranger: and how do you not "do" music!? Stranger: Music is fuckin gold, man. You: How can learning be anything apart from fun? They even have posters about it, so it must be. You: We don't do music because I'm in the scientist section You: Not the art section Stranger: Do you listen to music though? You: Why? Does it teach anything? Stranger: You're a brainwashed little schnard. You: What? You: What do you mean? Stranger: Living with only other males, only seeing females at meal times. Stranger: No music. Stranger: Learning for fun. Stranger: What is your passion!? Stranger: Do you have any! Stranger: ? Stranger: ??? Stranger: ? Stranger: ?? You: Learning... Stranger: .. Stranger: ? Stranger: #$&@$#&@$!!! Stranger: There is more than just learning in this world. You: Really? Stranger: Do you love anyone? You: Like what? Stranger: People play guitars and pianos. Stranger: They sing while they do that. You: Love is a chemical process due to hormones released by your brain. Stranger: On stages so people can gather and watch. Stranger: They do that because they LOVE to. You: It muddles your brain up, they add something to the tubes to make it so we don't catch love Stranger: It's a passion they have to do what they accel at. Stranger: ..... You: Its probably a vitamin that reduces hormone production Stranger: You can't really get 'rid' of love, per say. You: But its just a feeling Stranger: Do you have any feelings? You: Feelings can be changed with hormones You: Yes of course I do Stranger: Like what. Stranger: What feelings do you have? You: Well You: When I finish a project, satisfaction? You: Like when I managed to brute the WEP key to connect to the internet You: I was very satisfied Stranger: ok, uhm... Stranger: How are you going to make money when you get older? Stranger: You have to eat. Stranger: And shelter yourself. Stranger: And clothe yourself. You: They say that when we're older we'll be working in research centers Stranger: or are you going to live in that dreaded 'village' forever? Stranger: *facepalm*. Stranger: How did you find this site?1 Stranger: !?* You: One of the people told me about it on sunday when we were learning You: We have hexadecimal binary code that we use to encrypt messages to eachother You: Then we make it so the message is hidden in the first letters of every word of a haiku we create You: When doing the code You: Last time we used just hexadecimal binary but they found out so we added the haiku bit Stranger: Why don't you just TALK to the person?/ You: While the instructor is speaking?! Stranger: When they're NOT speaking?! You: When they're not speaking we're working... Stranger: When you walk back to your cubicles to sleep? Stranger: or when you eat You: The houses, we sleep in them or when we're on our off time we can work in them You: eating is done in the mess hall Stranger: why don't you talk to them then? You: Go to someone else's cubicle? Our handlers would seee Stranger: While eating? You: The handlers eat with us. If they heard that we had got the internet something bad would happen Stranger: Exactly how big is this place? You: There are 40 of us in the scientist section You: If we take that as an average, there would be 40 in the art, 40 in the female scientist, 40 in the female art, we'd have 160 people Stranger: hmm. You: Each one of us has two handlers, so 480 people Stranger: This place must be rather big. You: Then there are about 20 instructors You: So 20x4=80 You: 480+80=560 You: So there are approximately 560 of us You: The instructors and handlers all live in the hub. We're not allowed to go in there You: Its quite a tall building Stranger: Is it like a big orgy room? Stranger: xD You: orgy? Stranger: Forget I said that. Stranger: Uhm... Stranger: So, Stranger: do you like astronomy? You: I LOVE astronomy Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAA Stranger: LOVE Stranger: LOVE Stranger: LOVE Stranger: SEE?!?!?! Stranger: you can feel love... > You: Its not the feeling of inter human love. Stranger: So do I. Stranger: It's the feeling of your mind being boggled. You: Its an extreme preference for a subject. Stranger: I know, I know. Stranger: How bout them black holes? ;D You: love has two different meanings Stranger: Eh, EH? You: Black holes, yes. We've learned about them. Stranger: Mhmmm.. Stranger: Quite interesting really. Stranger: I find it amazing that all galaxies are kind of intertwined. Stranger: A cosmic web I believe. Stranger: Like the human veins. Stranger: Pretty much a track for all galaxies to zoom about their own way. Stranger: But then, where the path of galaxies aren't, there is dark matter. Stranger: And what is this dark matter?! Stranger: It's.... nothing. You: you mean you think black holes link together? Stranger: Nothing there. Stranger: Well, I didn't say that, but I do believe anything can be possible. You: Black holes are immense pockets of pressure that pull things in and tear them apart Stranger: I am aware. Stranger: So much gravity in a single point that not even light can escape. You: Yes Stranger: Astronomy truly is wonderful. Stranger: When I go to college I wanna major in that ######. Stranger: T'would be awesome. You: You want to major in a female dog? Stranger: ........... Stranger: I want to major in astronomy... T_T You: Oh You: I prefer programming Stranger: interesting. You: sorry, one of my handlers came in You: I'm back now You: Are you able to see your parents often? Stranger: .... Every day. Stranger: :| Stranger: Well, Stranger: not every day. You: Wow You: I only see mine once a year You: They visit in October You: All the parents do Stranger: 2 parents each Stranger: 160x2=320 Stranger: 320+560=880 Stranger: lot of people/ You: But You: The parents don't live in the Village You: They visit us Stranger: i'm aware. Stranger: but in October, Stranger: when they do visit, Stranger: that many people are there. Stranger: and that is a lot of people Stranger: ..... You: It depends on if you're in artist or scientist You: But usually You: They visit during mid-october You: We're allowed to speak with them for two hours You: Most leave after 20 minutes You: Once two tried to stay You: I haven't seen 24 since then You: They took him away with his parents Stranger: haven't seen 24? You: Yes Stranger: are you telling me you have numbers for names.. Stranger: !? You: Its easier.. we can't be expected to remember each others names all the time. Stranger: Dude. Stranger: That's how it works in America. You: You remember eachother's names? Stranger: Yes. Stranger: !? Stranger: What is your name/numer Stranger: number* Stranger: 68? You: No no You: I said before You: there are 40 of us in scientist You: I'm 8 Stranger: Stranger: 8 is my favorite number You: How can a number be a favourite? Stranger: I don't know. Stranger: It just is. Stranger: I like the number 8. Stranger: I weighed 8lbs. when i was born. You: Wow Stranger: When i play sports, I'm always number 8. Stranger: Mhmmm. You: My parents still call me by what they called me before I came here Stranger: That's good. You: They call me Jamie, but it annoys me. Its useless to remember names Stranger: I've always liked the name Jamie. It's a cool name. You: We learn names of famous people You: Thanks, I think You: But I thought that it was only because they were famous. You: Most of the time they're disgusting people You: They even have hair growing on their heads You: Like my parents You: Its so disgusting Stranger: Are all the girls there bald? You: Yes You: Its clean and looks better Stranger: When did you move into the village? You: I was 4 You: Everyone comes when they are 4 Stranger: Didn't you have hair before you went there? You: I don't remember Stranger: Everyone grows hair. Stranger: In America it's like an accessory. Stranger: People wash it everyday though. Stranger: They keep it groomed. Stranger: I don't see how it's gross. You: It still sounds disgusting You: Its growing on you You: Like mould Stranger: So are your fingernails. Stranger: and toenails. Stranger: and eyelashes Stranger: and eyebrows Stranger: and teeth Stranger: ? Stranger: and your arms Stranger: and legs. You: Our eyebrows are shaved. Nails are useful tools. Teeth are needed for human survival. Limbs are part of us. You: Eyelashes are also useful, they keep dust out of our eyes. Stranger: I'm talking about arm hair and leg hair. You: That's disgusting You: They put something in the water that stops it growing on us. You: Oh sorry, its nearly time to go the mess hall. My handlers will be here any second You: I'll be back soon Stranger: Ok. You: I'm back You: Are you still there? You: Hello?

Oh god Rest in Peace, Aab.

This bug only happened to me once out of a large number of times that I've done this. The real problem is that horses are rare for BLers on Mycelium thus I've been immobilised all weekend waiting for a server reboot.

Today while moving around, I was leading my new foal, and then mounted a horse. My new foal went poof. Nothing else. It said I stopped leading him, and he dissapeared. No more foal. Nothing else out of the ordinary. I was standing on cobblestone, it was night, there was fog. (@ Rolf, Possibility of getting a new foal please? Horses are hard to find on Mycelium, and this bug tore away my poor foal).

The current overseer needs to be either skipped or the game restarted

Archery!

FoM is a good game. CMG!

It is possible that goblins snatched elves babies, or else they conquered an elven civ. This means that elves and goblins will work together, and the raiding party could have been from the goblins. Raiding parties are usually made from 2 different types and maybe a separate"leader" type. I've been attacked by a human hammerman leading hammergoblins and goblin wrestlers. If so, beware for Goblin-Elf raiding parties!

My turn is two years after you start. Oh dear. I probably won't do much. May ending up pulling levers which shouldn't be pulled and flooding the caves with magma, but nothing much. Isn't that what bloodline games are for?

My turn is two years after you start. Oh dear.

Oh, that'd be great. I'd love to play a bloodline game with Wurmians. Although, knowing some people on Wurm, I'd be worried about what'd happen. Boatmurdered has competition?

Congratulations Un4! Un5 will be welcomed into the Horde...

If this is true, consider this: The only person who knows what you're dreaming is you. The only people to have hit the ground are supposedly dead. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Now, how can people know this if they've never hit the ground? Dying in dreams occurs often enough for me, falling or otherwise. I'm still alive... I think