Silly Dizzy Did you not read my stories at all?? I bumped the page with one of my alts haha. I am perma banned, after all .
Just have to say though... I truly do miss this game. The stories I have... Damn interesting.
These stories suck and are boring; you have been warned There is one exception at the end
Quick post this time, as this is honestly too far back to remember clearly, mainly updates and fixes..
Somehow, I managed to pick up 200kg of water. Pure water. One of our large barrels decayed which was full of water. I decided to place the water into a pile of items, by dropping more items, to make it easier to drink. The pile was a 1pixel thick blue slate, rather hard to click really. Discovering that did not work, I made several more piles of water (by pouring out bowls? Something like that), and placing another item into the pile; hence making it the Pile of Items. Realizing I could "take all", I did. All of the water got into me. I had a single blob of 200kg, and a few smaller ones. I quickly drank up the smaller ones, but realized I had 200kg of water on me...
Having fun for a few moments, gawking at the bug I found, I decided it was unbearable having 200kg of undroppable substance on your body. It was too unrealistic to drink all 200kg, and removing it was not possible. Dragging it into containers or "filling" stated that "I cannot do that" or that "You cannot carry that much". There was no drop option, only drink and examine. I requested some assistance via GM, but I was told suicide seemed to be the likely fix. I believe Rolf helped me the first time, as I dragged him off of IRC to see what I had done. All he did was gawk at my corpse, stunned as to how I was holding water... He left soon after, chatting us up of course. My town had a lot of Rolf visits...
Later, I decided to pick up my corpse. Why? There is something wrong with me. Seeing as I could not remove the water from my corpse, as it was deemed the container holding it, I was now holding a corpse AND my water. My corpse, could not be dropped for unknown reasons - something to do with that bugged water. I re-summoned a GM, this time Unforgiven. He decided I was an idiot, and should kill myself. Rather than losing my precious 0.25 skill MORE on top of my already high 0.25. I demanded at minimum he wizkill me and summon me back to my corpse, as it was a bug that killed me. Filled with hatred and pure annoyance at how frequently I bothered him (im going to say, daily basis), he said I had to walk back... He told me I was not allowed to pick up my corpse again, or he would ban me for exploits . So, once my corpses (there were 2 now!) finally decayed, we had a giant puddle in the middle of town .
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On a side note, prior to TehLeetPie (climbing introduction map), We learned of a planned map reset, but items and money carry over. Everybody flocked to NewTown to use the trader, selling everything of worth. Somehow, there were around 30-40 carts filled with bricks, ore, etc. There were laws in NT that forbid looting from carts, or something stupid like that. Grabbing an alt, I pillaged every damn cart there. Selling all of the loot for minor profit, I somehow ended up with nearly 25 silver (this was A LOT back then). Corpses of me were piling up everywhere, and the local chat was incredibly confused as to why I was dying every 3 seconds... I took my silver attempted to rejoin Zarniwhoop, but I guess what I did was against the town rules...
Then my days of Kyara were upon me!
Why not mention why I was banned, right? A more boring story them the rest.
I did have some fairly reputable skills, I believe Gavin was slightly above me with 95 or so (I was at 93) mining. Sharing my account with some friends while I was away for a few days. I couldnt do this often, as I was a CM and had to get Oracle to revoke my title. Anyways, one of my friends decided to use that NoTrees hacked client... I didnt even get a chance to appeal
This is the (semi)interesting part
Finally! On my adventures to collect chickens for my farm, I met a stranger. A man with the name of Glue. This man, had the strange fascination with NOT collecting chickens, but rather kill them for measly weapon skill! What a waste I said! I instead, brought him to a Green Goblin spawner. In return, he promised to not kill any chickens nearby, and let me collect the ones that those damn goblins were protecting. He actually helped me collect some chickens and pheasants, and we talked for a while, like true men!... Little did that silly man know... He helped break the game for a few weeks. That silly man, later revealed to me Glue was just an alt, he had a main character. Barakus. Or, as most of you know him now, Oracle.
Not my most entertaining stories, but hey... At least its something? I also figured I might as well say hi .
