Posted January 18, 2015 We all know Wurm is a great game. Nothing compares to the beauty of Celebration waterways, the majesty of Xanadu mountains, the rolling plains of Deliverance, the historical ruins of Independence, the turquoise lakes of Chaos or the deep craters of Elevation. It's a well known fact that you haven't lived till you built your own cart, wiped the sweat off your brow after a day of terraforming, or ran for your life from a giant spider. Nothing tastes sweeter than the stew you cooked yourself over your first fire as a noob, or that refreshing gulp of water from the nearby shore that is somehow yet to see pollution. But all those who have inhabited the magical continents of the game for a while know that all the above pales in comparison to the real treasure of Wurm - WOMEN! Oh yea! Nothing makes the blood run in the veins faster than the melodic "hello" of that female neighbor that owns over a hundred horses, a glimpse of the flowing hair of that lady that is planting even more flowers and always manages to make her deed look better than yours, or the hypnotic hip motions of your female villager as she rakes that field once again in anticipation of a good harvest. Let's face it, everything worth doing is worth doing for women! And so, to celebrate the finest that Wurm has to offer (eat your hearts out Wow and ArchAge), I am hereby presenting the first (to my knowledge) Girls of Wurm Calendar. The best way to experience the calendar is to download the ZIP file, as it is the highest quality. Secondary options are available as well, with reduced quality to facilitate fast viewing. Enjoy! DISCLAIMER: All the featured models are real female Wurm players and are over 18 years of age (uhm... we hope). All, with the exception of Miss April, are unpaid volunteers and are taking part in this project out of the goodness of their hearts and to showcase perfection and induce happiness. Miss April may or may not have been paid an undisclosed sum of money that cannot be discussed here due to legal ramifications (ie: she knows where I live). ------------------------------< - >------------------------------ Girls of Wurm 2015 Calendar (ZIP File - Best Quality)https://www.dropbox.com/s/qog66s3j1r1syty/Girls%20of%20Wurm%202015%20Calendar.zip?dl=0 ------------------------------< - >------------------------------ Girls of Wurm 2015 Calendar (PDF File - Lower Quality)https://www.dropbox.com/s/6sytedxl4rt6g34/Girls%20of%20Wurm%202015%20Calendar.pdf?dl=0 ------------------------------< - >------------------------------ Month by Month (Lower Quality) January:http://i.imgur.com/2lx7VLs.jpg February:http://i.imgur.com/hZUvsrj.jpg March:http://i.imgur.com/EiCJRkh.jpg April:http://i.imgur.com/7vptd1L.jpg May:http://i.imgur.com/whNTvCz.jpg June:http://i.imgur.com/edDRmwN.jpg July:http://i.imgur.com/cWdeevH.jpg August:http://i.imgur.com/BN1o8Kw.jpg September:http://i.imgur.com/PwfFozv.jpg October:http://i.imgur.com/gSRe5ZY.jpg November:http://i.imgur.com/QTPeZM1.jpg December:http://i.imgur.com/ODbTyLj.jpg ------------------------------< - >------------------------------ 52 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 Who'd have thought you could pull this off, absolutely fantastic, that's gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 Absolutely amazing !!Great job to all the beautiful ladies... oh, and I'm sure Valdor deserves some recognition too. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 Very creatively crafted worded descriptions Hef, errr Valdor. Well done! *winks at the ladies*(the real ones, not guys who like to dress up as them) =Ayes= 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 more skin!!! but great work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) This was an ambition job..super creative in concept even hard er to deliver. i love it! the writing really puts the final polish on it! Girls you look amazing! well..and then there's Miss April with his real life fanny too, the thong was so wrong. smexy n fun, truly thanks for this eye candy all. now we have more motivation to wurm harder and make the skilling grind less painful Edited January 18, 2015 by Greasygrundle 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 looks amazing actually. well done! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 Damn Silakka is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!! 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 Very nice work Lord Valdor....very nice work indeed. But the wife is now giving me the EVIL EYE cus i didn't send her pic in for this LOL.Maybe for the 2016 calendar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 Very, very fun read, great job putting this all together. 10/10 would read again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 Magic! Well done - highly entertaining. Thank you for the effort! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 Wow this looks great Valdor i love it!! Im Miss January!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 18, 2015 Congratulations on the final result.......................You certainly deserved the October pic - that horse just did not like you ( or maybe it was the camera ) Normally a well behaved hell horse with the sweetest of natures. Hope you mended well. Was fun to take part. Thanks. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2015 Nice nice! Great work it was worth the time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2015 So we need a new poll... Would you date Silakka's avatar. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2015 So we need a new poll... Would you date Silakka's avatar. Nah, he's a bit of an ass, and far too young for me. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2015 Next year: Men of Wurm? Congrats Valdor, still waiting for my flying carpet as payment lol. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 19, 2015 nice. would buy this in print. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
